my new trick...

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aramis

Location
Rochester, NY
I call it the "kidney krush". It goes something like this:

- be out tooling around, watching your friend struggle to try to ride a stand up for the first time.
- start laughing so hard watching him that you don't see the messy chop coming your way
- let the ski slide of the peak, as you extend your leg fully wondering where the ski went
- absorb the full impact up through your left leg and into your back.

This does 2 amazing things. First, it pulls muscles and slides discs in your lower back. Secondly, and even more astounding, it dislodges a kidney stone from your left kidney that proceeds to shred your insides to smithereens.

I mean, I have NEVER felt pain like this before. It's incredible that this 3mm nugget of god-knows-what can bring a grown man to his knees. I mean, literally, to my knees, screaming like a little girl in agony. Sweating uncontrollably, struggling not to pass out until the drugs in the ER kicked in. Very humbling.

This is the trick that just keeps on giving. I performed this daring feat Saturday at 4pm and didn't "finish" the trick until Monday night. I highly recommend trying it some time...but do yourself a favor and pop 2 vicodin about 20 minutes prior to your first attempt.
 
DirtyJ

DirtyJ

Freedom aint free no more
Location
Alliston, Ontario, Canada
aramis said:
I call it the "kidney krush". It goes something like this:

- be out tooling around, watching your friend struggle to try to ride a stand up for the first time.
- start laughing so hard watching him that you don't see the messy chop coming your way
- let the ski slide of the peak, as you extend your leg fully wondering where the ski went
- absorb the full impact up through your left leg and into your back.

This does 2 amazing things. First, it pulls muscles and slides discs in your lower back. Secondly, and even more astounding, it dislodges a kidney stone from your left kidney that proceeds to shred your insides to smithereens.

I mean, I have NEVER felt pain like this before. It's incredible that this 3mm nugget of god-knows-what can bring a grown man to his knees. I mean, literally, to my knees, screaming like a little girl in agony. Sweating uncontrollably, struggling not to pass out until the drugs in the ER kicked in. Very humbling.

This is the trick that just keeps on giving. I performed this daring feat Saturday at 4pm and didn't "finish" the trick until Monday night. I highly recommend trying it some time...but do yourself a favor and pop 2 vicodin about 20 minutes prior to your first attempt.
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LOL Thats hilarious, but sucks for you!
 
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227

Its all about the surf!
Location
Oceanside, CA
Yeah kidney stones are mighty painful. I've had a few myself. Strangely I was drinking a lot of soda pop at the time. My Urologist said Soda pop is the main cause of Kidney stones. After my third one I went cold turkey on the Soda. Hardest part was getting used to having a burger , frys and a water. That was 10 yrs ago and I haven't had a Soda or a kidney stone since.
 
the WaTeRhAwK

the WaTeRhAwK

fryin' up a/m electrics..
Location
okc
aramis said:
I call it the "kidney krush". It goes something like this:

- be out tooling around, watching your friend struggle to try to ride a stand up for the first time.
- start laughing so hard watching him that you don't see the messy chop coming your way
- let the ski slide of the peak, as you extend your leg fully wondering where the ski went
- absorb the full impact up through your left leg and into your back.

This does 2 amazing things. First, it pulls muscles and slides discs in your lower back. Secondly, and even more astounding, it dislodges a kidney stone from your left kidney that proceeds to shred your insides to smithereens.

I mean, I have NEVER felt pain like this before. It's incredible that this 3mm nugget of god-knows-what can bring a grown man to his knees. I mean, literally, to my knees, screaming like a little girl in agony. Sweating uncontrollably, struggling not to pass out until the drugs in the ER kicked in. Very humbling.

This is the trick that just keeps on giving. I performed this daring feat Saturday at 4pm and didn't "finish" the trick until Monday night. I highly recommend trying it some time...but do yourself a favor and pop 2 vicodin about 20 minutes prior to your first attempt.
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I pass one about the size of a daisy or crossman bb, and it hurt like hell. I thought I was gonna die. I layed in the hospital and just kept squeezing my balls real hard to try and help offset the pain. it was horrible. the doctor injected my IV with codien, then I went plastic all over, curled up in a little ball and kinda went to sleep for about an hour. after that everything was fine for about two weeks, doc gave me a strainer to piss though. finally while takin a piss, my piss changed three or four different colors then out it popped. it looked like a little rock of cocaine about the size of a bb with a small meat tail coming off it. frikkin calcium deposit.
 
Shadow7874

Shadow7874

Location
Ocala, FL
I was riding today and came across some NASTY chop. And it was weird cause i hadnt seen any boats near there so i just steered clear of it. I havent ridden in that area much so i didnt know what was up. I probably would have ended up the same way as you if i had rode through it.
 
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aramis

Location
Rochester, NY
I'm thinking that drinking soda was a big part of the cause for me too. I had been drinking mountain dew like a fiend, and then went on a business trip to China for 2 weeks. It was very hot and humid and I got dehydrated. i think all of that caused that evil little thing to form.

They gave me Dilaudid for the pain...I highly recommend it. 8 minutes after that drip started I was asleep for 45 minutes, woke up and couldn't feel a darn thing.

The funny thing is, even though I think I got rid of it all, I'm scared to death to go take a leak. For the last three days I cringe and prepare for the worst whenever I have to go. I can't believe that this small thing almost killed me, so I'm waiting for the REAL one to come out. I'm picturing something the size of a peanut M&M. I just know that as soon as I let my guard down, that sucker is gonna get me.
 
Emm

Emm

skank
Location
Huntsville, AL
aramis said:
I'm thinking that drinking soda was a big part of the cause for me too. I had been drinking mountain dew like a fiend, and then went on a business trip to China for 2 weeks. It was very hot and humid and I got dehydrated. i think all of that caused that evil little thing to form.
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I have heard soda does that as well. Mine happened when I was doing the Atkins diet....too much protein.

That was almost 4 yrs ago and I have yet to have another one.
 
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