True story:
My wife is shopping around for a truck to tow the 35 foot gooseneck horse trailer. She's got the specs all figured out and heads to the local Ford dealer.
Dumbass salesman: Hello, how can I gouge you today?
Suzi: I'm looking for an F250 crew cab, 4x4, offroad package, Lariat trim, captains chairs, diesel engine - what have you got?
Dumbass salesman: Now, what does a nice lady like you want a big truck like that for? How about this Mustang convertible?
Suzi: Well, I dunno - where does the gooseneck go? Will it tow 13,000 lbs?
Not kidding - what a dick! She walked out and we got a truck elsewhere....