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yamaslut
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OMG.... Sunday at Matanzas I got to witness some really amazing ********...
Picture this:
we are all chillin on the pontoon boat in the middle of the inlet by the sandbar and these two morons come flying out from under the bridge heading out of the inlet doing at least 50-55mph... One guy was on a sea doo boat w/ his girlfriend and some other moron if following him probably 20ft behind the sea doo boat on a polaris sitdown (can ya see where this is going??? I bet ya can) Well, the sea doo boat decides to rip a 180 and BAM!!!!!!! the dude hit the boat and ejects over the top of it.... I swear this kid was 20ft in the air and flew 100ft. I saw this from about 200 yards and immediately jumped on the ski and headed over to retrieve the corpse, or at least pick up some parts and be a witness... The ********ing guy was unharmed and the two boats had a few scrapes on the sides... I was floored!!!! I thought this ******** was dead for sure... he jumped back on the ski and I decided to question him about why it happened to see if he learned anything. He immediately said... "man, I will never follow that close again" I said "exactly idiot, you are lucky to be alive" and I went back to the pontoon to chill... Then, the two idoits and the girlfriend sat in the channel for a bit checking out the boats and so on... everything seemed to be fine, so guess what????? (you will love this) They take off doing exactly what they just doing.... 55mph w/ idoit on the polaris right behind him.... I was like WTF???? and on top of that they buzzed the beach and people were in the water swimming... I swear they were within 15 feet of some people... Everyone started yelling at them and at that point I had seen enough of these morons!!! I jumped on the ski and followed them till they stopped just past the bridge on the inside of the inlet where I proceeded to fugging rip those fuggers a new ass for at least 5 min. I was livid!!! I almost jumped into the boat and took the keys, but I was afraid of being arrested. Anyway... after I start ripping this guy he says to me.... Brace yourself for this one... "I don't know what I'm doing, I shouldn't be driving this boat" I told him to take the boat and put it on the trailer and if I see him on the water again I will beat him and then call Marine Patrol. I told the same to the jet ski fag too... 20 min later I see the idiot going over the bridge w/ ski and boat in tow.... happy ending...
Picture this:
we are all chillin on the pontoon boat in the middle of the inlet by the sandbar and these two morons come flying out from under the bridge heading out of the inlet doing at least 50-55mph... One guy was on a sea doo boat w/ his girlfriend and some other moron if following him probably 20ft behind the sea doo boat on a polaris sitdown (can ya see where this is going??? I bet ya can) Well, the sea doo boat decides to rip a 180 and BAM!!!!!!! the dude hit the boat and ejects over the top of it.... I swear this kid was 20ft in the air and flew 100ft. I saw this from about 200 yards and immediately jumped on the ski and headed over to retrieve the corpse, or at least pick up some parts and be a witness... The ********ing guy was unharmed and the two boats had a few scrapes on the sides... I was floored!!!! I thought this ******** was dead for sure... he jumped back on the ski and I decided to question him about why it happened to see if he learned anything. He immediately said... "man, I will never follow that close again" I said "exactly idiot, you are lucky to be alive" and I went back to the pontoon to chill... Then, the two idoits and the girlfriend sat in the channel for a bit checking out the boats and so on... everything seemed to be fine, so guess what????? (you will love this) They take off doing exactly what they just doing.... 55mph w/ idoit on the polaris right behind him.... I was like WTF???? and on top of that they buzzed the beach and people were in the water swimming... I swear they were within 15 feet of some people... Everyone started yelling at them and at that point I had seen enough of these morons!!! I jumped on the ski and followed them till they stopped just past the bridge on the inside of the inlet where I proceeded to fugging rip those fuggers a new ass for at least 5 min. I was livid!!! I almost jumped into the boat and took the keys, but I was afraid of being arrested. Anyway... after I start ripping this guy he says to me.... Brace yourself for this one... "I don't know what I'm doing, I shouldn't be driving this boat" I told him to take the boat and put it on the trailer and if I see him on the water again I will beat him and then call Marine Patrol. I told the same to the jet ski fag too... 20 min later I see the idiot going over the bridge w/ ski and boat in tow.... happy ending...
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