I'm a Baby Killer!!

[GDFL]

So I'm riding the ankle slap surf at the New Smyrna beach break today (just south of Daytona, same authorities). I'm poking around waiting for a wave to hopefully form up at the outer sandbar since it was almost low tide. I saw a dolphin and watched it for a few seconds to make sure it was actually a dolphin. I ride around a little more and then go back out to the outer sandbar at least 100 yards from the dolphin that has been heading north (away from me) along the beach. My wife is standing on the beach watching me and this dumb hippie bitch starts yelling at her from about 30 yards away. The dumb hippie walks up to my wife and yells that I'm a baby killer and causes a scene. According to Ms. Crazy, the mother and baby dolphin (there was only 1 dolphin there) were trying to feed and I was trying to kill them by chasing them with my "machine". My wife tells her that the dolphin has the whole freaking beach to catch fish and the lady replied that "they were here first." A few other words were exchanged and then my wife shut her up by saying" we're higher on the food chain, take your crazy somewhere else." The dumb hippie then huffed and walked away. I didn't get to participate in the conversation because I didn't realize what was going on while I was out on the water. I'm proud of my wife for handling it the way she did, but I wish she would have waved me in to participate in the exchange of ideas with the crazy hippie.

 

[ezmoney]

Those damn hippies.

Some stupid green peace cult member keyed my Chevy Suburban, right in front of a camera in the mall parking garage. He got caught.

Dolphins are funny.

 

[Prem1x]

Your wife gets a high five from me.

 

[Jetaddict]

Tree hugging morons. We got into it with a Birkenstock Bitch at the causeway one day, she was crying about the smoke from the ski's. Told her if she doesn't like it there were miles of beach in other places she could visit. Threw in a few choice four-letter words for her too. I hate tehm f-in environmentalists. Save this, save that yada yada yada, but stay on shore and don't enjoy it. Why? So you can watch it on Discovery HD? BFD.

 

[Superjet Geoff]

damn baby killers.....


i mean, damn hippies....

 

[Talsivar]

the hippies are all about self gratification. i know i used to be one. they do whatever they can to make themselves feel good, and if they can put the blame on someone else all the better for them. Hippies are some of the most selfish self righteous people you'll ever meet. so i wouldn't let it bother me.

 

[Vumad]

I think you are stereotyping hippies. You all have just encountered some "hippie extremist".

 

[michael950]

I would have said 5 words... Blow it out your a22.... and pick up some trash while your at it. (while throwing down a plastic bottle and the plastic thingy keeping the 6 bottles together).

 

[Vumad]

(while throwing down a plastic bottle and the plastic thingy keeping the 6 bottles together)

I was at the local store buying some jet ski parts. The guy put my one part in a bag and I said "I don't need a bag". He said, "oh, we don't care, you can have one". I replied, "I don't need a bag because it's wasteful". So his response to me is "Ah, a bag is no big deal, personally, I like to get those platic things from a 6-pack and throw them off the boat as we are riding, the dolphins like to play with them".

I took my part and left.

PS. I'm not a hippie.

 

[Moondance]

Had a similar situation in Panama City. A portion of a dolphin's torso washed up on the beach. Clearly had bite marks all over it. Some ding-dong woman with her kid came up to us & asked us if we had killed that dolphin with our "skidoos".

 

[Marshj]

Vumad I like your style. I also dont use bags, what a waste. And damn extremists ruin it for the rest of us environmentally concious people.

Yes, I ride jetskis. Yes, I am an Environmental major in college. Oxymoron, i know lol.

 

[surfjunkie]

thats one thing about the new smyrna side....definitely more kooks

 

[michael950]

Vumad I like your style. I also dont use bags, what a waste. And damn extremists ruin it for the rest of us environmentally concious people.

Yes, I ride jetskis. Yes, I am an Environmental major in college. Oxymoron, i know lol.

I too do not use plastic bags when I buy stuff I can carry out. I also cut up the 6-pk plastic thingys.

I do believe in conservation, but do not believe in the whole global warming BS. Leave it as you found it... Tread lightly... etc. Educate do not indoctrinate when it comes to the environment.


I might use cloth bags for the grocery store IF they were free.

 

[accbr]

Those damn hippies.

Some stupid green peace cult member keyed my Chevy Suburban, right in front of a camera in the mall parking garage. He got caught.

Dolphins are funny.

I got a 'ticket' from some tree hugger a few years ago when I had a Ford Expedition. It said something about being fined for driving a truck that got less and 30 mpg. There was even a link to some website with mpg ratings for different cars. The email address on it was suv-ticketer@something.com. Can't remember exactly. I sent them a pic of my 24' cuddy cabin, and told them if a Toyota Corolla can pull a 5000 pound boat I'll buy one. Never got a response.

 

[Vumad]

Most cars don't get 30 MPG. I don't think any did before a few years ago. That's just stupid.

I take the bags when I need garbage bags. Why go to the store, buy garbage bags, take them home in a plastic bag, so that you have a place to dispose of the plastic bag you just carried the garbage bags home with. That's silly to me.

 

[accbr]

I think there was only like five cars on the list on the 'ticket'. If I didn't have toys to pull I wouldn't drive an SUV or truck. I don't have the boat anymore, but that thing drank the gas. Something like 17 gallons an hour at wide open throttle. The SJ is much easier on the wallet.

 

[stanton]

i rode with some dolphins today, they just came by to check out the skis. its real fun when they get playful and start catching waves and jumping.
dolphins are cool like that, people that have never swam with them in the wild are clueless.

 

[Idok]

GD...your wife is a trip

I would havce liked to see the look n her face.......lol

 

[djkorn1]

I'm with you. Extremists always suck.

Vumad I like your style. I also dont use bags, what a waste. And damn extremists ruin it for the rest of us environmentally concious people.

Yes, I ride jetskis. Yes, I am an Environmental major in college. Oxymoron, i know lol.

 

[ezmoney]

I agree that you saw an extremist. I know some normal hippies, and they are pretty cool (somewhat hairy) people. Also, they dont give me BS about my skis or my truck.

As for the guy in the hardware store...

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