You know your a Stand Up Freak when...

orange flattop freestyler

The Carlsberg ski
Location
Essex UK
When you build an entire workshop just to modify skis in and even call it "novice jetsport"

I definitly start her in winter just to smell the 2 stroke, and i definitly go into the garage just to look at her.

Sometimes just before im going to work i'll nip into the garage just to stare for a moment :biggrin:

When after sex youre laying with your girl thinking i wonder what else i could buy for the ski :biggrin:
 

#ZERO

Beach Bum
Location
Florida - U.S.A.
You know you’re a freak when you have more Jet Ski parts through-out the house than you have on your stand up. I have a nice set of Riva Domes sitting in the center of my dining room table with candle sticks stuck in the plug holes.
 

orange flattop freestyler

The Carlsberg ski
Location
Essex UK
#.0 said:
You know you’re a freak when you have more Jet Ski parts through-out the house than you have on your stand up. I have a nice set of Riva Domes sitting in the center of my dining room table with candle sticks stuck in the plug holes.

Lol i have pistons they make great

ashtrays, moneypots, doorstops, paperweights, :biggrin:
 
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Freestyleriverrat

Guest
.........when ski titles are a consideration in a prenup. :bigeyes: That would be prety bad :biggrin:
 

Mike Serlin

NOW SPORTING A BIONIC LEG
When you can't sleep at night cuz when you close your eyes all you see is backflips, but you have to go to sleep beacuse you have to wake up at 4 am to drive an hour so you can ride for 20 minutes until somebody else has to tow you back.
 

Yamah0

XFT
Location
Dubai
When you get to work in the morning and just day dream and stare at the time till ur 2 hour lunch break so u can get on ur ski and hit the water:27:

When ur on the water during ur 2 hour lunch break and somehow ur lunch break just doesnt end till a little after sunset:cheer:

Ya:biggrin:
 

kingnothing3

give me fuel give me fire
SXIPro said:
When you rent 'Into the Blue' for the JetSki scenes.....

hell i bought it! and my girlfriend thinks im nuts because i just leave it play threw the menu because it shows the octanes over and over and over and over..











and over and over....
 

RamboRosie

Girls CAN Ride!
When you start having panic attacks in late winter from the withdrawals because you are jonesing so bad for a ride..............
 
When family members/coworkers/friends etc. wonder why every conversation topic (I think they get annoyed) has to be related back to the SuperJet.

Example:
coworker - What a beautiful day. or What a crappy day.
Me - Its perfect weather to go riding!!

Friend - I need to loose weight. or Why are kids so fat today?
Me - Ride a SuperJet, its the best form of exercise there is and the most fun you'll ever have!!

Wife - I think we need to plan a trip to Disney World with the kids.
Me - Disney World, we could take 2 weeks. Drive down, hit places along the way to ride, there are lots of beaches in Florida :biggrin: Ohh, I guess we could split 1 day between Disney and Epcott :frown:
 
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yamaslut

Guest
when your ski is worth more than your both of your vehicles.....
 

Queen Nothing

kingnothings girl
Location
Ottawa Lake, MI
kingnothing3 said:
hey how about when you make your girlfriend pose with your jetski so that you have a really sexy signator? haha i love my new sig.
haha.. about that movie, i love it too. you're lucky to have such an awesome girlfriend!:smile:
 
Queen Nothing said:
haha.. about that movie, i love it too. you're lucky to have such an awesome girlfriend!:smile:

He's really just testing you to see how much jetski sh_t he can get away with. The final exam was getting you to pose on the jetski. You passed with flying colors.:arms: :arms:

Steve
 
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