Other Someone define Brapology...

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Give me a good scientific sounding definition of Brapology.

Gonna use this term/theme in a GoPro video I'm working on. 'The Science of Brapology'.

Let's see how cool, smart, creative you guys are.

Brapology:
 

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Bropology- the study of a mental illness that should not be taken lightly

Symptoms usually start small and progress very quickly
may include: many hours spent in garage, loss of appetite, lots of time spent on the Internet/phone, the purchase and sale of multiple items, broken fingers or ankles, extreme arm pump, and one big smile

Contact your local doctor immediately if experiencing one or all of these symptoms
 
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Brapology:

The practice of keeping ones exhaust free of water while riding a personal watercraft, to ensure maximum power and response ("brap") upon throttle opening.
 
The study of taking a powersports vehicle designed for normal use and modifying it to gain as much power and noise as possible in order to do the things that the warning labels say not to do!
 
The hedonistic pursuit of maximizing water-derived thrust including, but not limited to, the synergistic effect of a) efficiencies gained from internal combustion engine modifications, b) properly designed expansion chamber pressure wave propagation, c) impeller pitch selection and d) your kid's college funds.

Long term side effects include stretched arms, empty wallets, and condescending stares at those who say "they still make those?"
 
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^I get the, "havnt seen one of those in a while" and "man, those things are old school" alot. Since my skis are kinda old, I let it slide. But It still annoys me alittle.

Brapology: The study of 'brap'. Also know as; the noise high performance, properly tuned, 2 stroke engines make when used in 'stand up' watercraft operation. A prerequsite to Brapology which is necessary is Bogology; see 1976-1991 Kawasaki Manufacture Watercraft manual for more information.

Usually the study of Brapology can not be combined with, Numismatics(due to conflict of interest), The study or collection of currency. Because you aint gonna have any!
 
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