My Sunday, and the two hot blondes....

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yamaslut

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crab said:
Sounds like you need some beer goggles..lol.
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that was appropriate...
:brap:

ha ha ha....


i knew a guy when i was younger that said:

"it's not the face ya doughnut, it's the doughnut ya face"

maybe from some movie...???
 
Cliff

Cliff

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Hokesbluff,al
SJBrit said:
OK, time for more happiness on the board.

I was tooling around the lake on Sunday afternoon - not really doing much since I was in a mellow mood and just felt like a trundle. I went within about 100 feet of a boat, and noticed two suntanned blondes in little bikinis looking my way. I waved nonchalantly - you know, 'cause I'm so cool and all.

So, a little while later I happen on them again, and they wave somewhat flirtatiously. Well, why wouldn't they? I was the one shining standup in a sea of couches.

That was that, until I got back to the ramp later, and there they were, pulling their boat out (no men-folk in sight) and having problems. Oh baby! They need a man here, and they're getting one. But not just a man, NO! They're getting a cool, stand up skier with a cute accent. Oh, what these hotties are going to do for me when I've helped them get their boat on the trailer!

Only they weren't hot - not at all. The opposite of hot, in fact! From 100 feet they looked great; up close they were a pair of skanky rednecks, one too old for the bikini she was wearing, and one too flabby. My eyes! My eyes!!

Why can't they be as hot up close as they are from a distance? :banghead:
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you had to be at guntersville lake
 
WFO Speedracer

WFO Speedracer

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Alabama
Sounds like some of those bagger girls we have around here,you have one bagger girls and two bagger girls,the one baggers are not so bad you just put a bag over there head and go at it,the two baggers are a lil different,you have to bag their head and yours,you bag their head for obvious reasons and bag yours in case theirs falls off.
 
StandupWI

StandupWI

Sinking with the bilge on
Location
Milwaukee, WI
wedoseadoo said:
Sounds like some of those bagger girls we have around here,you have one bagger girls and two bagger girls,the one baggers are not so bad you just put a bag over there head and go at it,the two baggers are a lil different,you have to bag their head and yours,you bag their head for obvious reasons and bag yours in case theirs falls off.
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If thats not funny I don't know what is.
 
Fro Diesel

Fro Diesel

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Location
Kzoo
When i go bar shopping i look for the tramp stamp (tattoo on lower back) cig and beer in the hand. Sure to get laid.

SJBRIT: Isn't that they way it always goes?? Never any hotties out there without baggage.
 
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yamaslut

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turbo626 said:
When i go bar shopping i look for the tramp stamp (tattoo on lower back) cig and beer in the hand. Sure to get laid.

SJBRIT: Isn't that they way it always goes?? Never any hotties out there without baggage.
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Tramp Stamp.... ha ha ha ha....

we call em "Hag Tags"
 
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