I just ripped out a painfull tooth while sitting here at work.

Chuck Norris did his own Vascectomy with a dull butter knife, never even wimpered . . . . . . . . . .




. . . . . . . . . he did it just for fun, while he was recovering from the open heart surgery he did on himself.


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i heard he jogged home from the vascectomy as well :bigeyes:








i do not recommend this....but it does come with free valium!:bigeyes::bigeyes:v:bigeyes:v:bigeyes::bigeyes::bigeyes:

http://www.lasikathome.com/
 

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'Crockett

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The 'Lasikathome" kit did a great job on my eyes . . . . . .

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I was so pleased I bought the hat AND the coffee mug . . . .



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tor*p*do

Squarenose FTW
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Location
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they say meth mouth makes your teeth fall out :biggrin:


or it could be the ripe old age of 101 :skull2:
 

tom21

havin fun
Location
clearwater FL
you win Tim - I am thrifty but that is too much for me to handle. I would have gotten drunk and passed out and let the kids hit me in the mouth with a hammer .
 
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