damn, I can't believe I didn't post this before. the most brutal birthday song of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_46KuQFl18
lyrics so all can sing along:
Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU!
YOU!
You! You! You! You!
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die!
One more year closer to dying
Body, organs ripping, rotting,
Biological Discordance
Birthday equals self-abhorrance
R.S.V.P. Please
For the death of thee
You have little time
You're running out of life
Happy... Birthday... You're gonna die!
Die, Die! Deth Day!
Birthday, Deth Day!
Die Die! Deth (Deth) Day!
Birthday, Deth (Deth) Day!
Die-die, Deth-day
Birth-day, Deth-day!