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WFO Speedracer

A lifetime ban is like a lifetime warranty !
Location
Alabama
Expect 100+ messages , most of them asking stupid ass question like is it still available , does it come with a trailer , will you trade for a clapped out 1995 Hyuandai with 400k miles etc . , regardless of what you put in the add such as cash only , no trades , etc. some douchebag will text you wanting to trade absolute junk for whatever you are trying to sell or offer you half of your asking price, be prepared.
 

WFO Speedracer

A lifetime ban is like a lifetime warranty !
Location
Alabama
Most stuff is overpriced / no title / not running
I agree which is why when I post something nice for sale with registration and completely gone through top to bottom it pisses me off when they try to lowball everything or offer ridiculous trades .
 

WFO Speedracer

A lifetime ban is like a lifetime warranty !
Location
Alabama
I know the lowball thing is just ridiculous! Most offers are insulting. You make a little wiggle room on the price, then the bastard says less that 50% off. BUH-BYE!
My wiggle room is usually $300.00 , as some found out when I tried to sell a ski late last year I am more than willing to pickle the ski , store it till next season and try again, I refuse to give anything away.
 

SUPERJET-113

GASKETS FOR CHAMP BRAP!
I have a old used Yamaha electronic drum set that I listed on CL the other day for a killer low price of $50, and within an hour I had a guy email saying "I would like to buy the drum set, when can I come and get it?"
I told him he could come pretty much anytime as I am self employed, just let me know when you can come, I live on the north side of town I said. He says I''m on the north side of town, I can go right now". Then before I could even get another email back to him with my address, he sends another email saying "Just send me the address and I'll pick it up".
So I email back my address and cell number, I bring the whole drum kit disassembled outside for him thinking he is probably on his way over now since he had such a big boner to buy it. An hour later nothing, 2 hours later, nothing...He just completely ghosts me. Then next day I email and ask if he still wants the drum set... NOTHING ever again.

FLAKESLIST DELUXE! It really urks me when you give them your address and cell number then they F you...
 
Good chance it was automated, somebody just collecting addresses and phone numbers with automated messages. A lot of the annoying stuff that happens on there is not even people it's bots out there trying to scam one way or another.
 

SUPERJET-113

GASKETS FOR CHAMP BRAP!
Yeah, that's why I wait and try to feel them out before a bit. Ive had the bot thing before and its pretty predictive and general. This guy typed like a hick with crappy spelling/grammar and was more personal like than a bot... Yes, I know they like to collect phone numbers for sure! They probably have some advanced bots now I'm sure that can act like anybody..
i really dont want to start meeting up at a gas station or police parking lot to buy and sell things. You cant test something electric at a gas station.. lol Havasu is not a big crime town or anything, but times are changing, that's for sure!
I think I'm just gonna have to ask them for their phone number, and I call them and talk to a real person.. Old Skool! :)
 
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WFO Speedracer

A lifetime ban is like a lifetime warranty !
Location
Alabama
Yep luckily I am selling Seadoos and I pretty much insist that we meet somewhere so they can water test it , this keeps them away from my house so they can't scope all of my stuff out , the last few that I have sold I did this way and I haven't had to bring one back home yet.

I am reluctant to give out my home address to Joe Blow off the street , either I meet somewhere or have them meet me at my shop at the lake .
 
Everyone knows markeplace is the worst yet somehow every week i have a more terrible interaction than the last. I wish i would have logged and printed off all of my interactions and made a book out of it. I’d have the best selling book of all time and people would think it’s fiction, ha!
 
what ever happened to the prince of zamunda ? Miss the simple scams

I am very interested in your item, unfortunately I have to flee my country from tyranny and only can do so on a jet ski.
I will send u a million dollars and u can take what you want for the jet ski and just send me a cashier's check in return .
 
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