Oh yeah.....
So This stripper named Mary Jane sits on my lap and says I should get her for a lap dance, I say how much, she says $30 for a song I think. SO on the way out back I have to waste $20 to just get a bracelet to go out back. Then she is dancing away to some music I can barely hear. After a pretty decent lap dance she say "are you sure you can afford this?" I am like whats so bad about $30. She say that was for the first song. Since the songs are about 45 seconds and I couldn't even hear them out back it cost me $180 to get the hell out of there for a friggin lap dance. I could have gotten a happy ending for that much money. What a jip.
What a rip!! We made a lolipops trip this year, it will be my last for sure. Who the hell wants to go to a strip club, where they aren't allowed to strip? BS!! She assured me I could see anything I wanted in the "back" lol. I informed her that I could see everything I wanted at home, and it was much nicer scenary. Glad I didn't agree to the lap dance!!