That is because you were too ********** to go and fill your glass up yourself like you first said you would do.
I still would like to bang that chinese girl who was eating dinner with her parents. YZ said it best when he said that her mom looked like fred flintstone! She really did. But...
I like how it looks like I got a little air on those two sub attempts. Not to bad for a box stock X2 except for a Shred Master plate/grat combo, a Jet Sports 15.5 degree stainless prop, a pair of Dakine straps, and the oil injection removed. Well that an my custom anti turf tray wells...
I had to go get a plate full every time just so YZ would have enough. He was crying all night about those crab legs. Good thing I ma not a big sea food fan or I would have never gotten any. Those fat dudes was cleaning them out though...
I think for my next trick, I will do subs blind folded... Looks like my tour coat hoodie flipped up on my sub prebounce.
I carve turns and drag legs with SKILZ! Hence the no jet pump wake action. Years of experience to learn that trick! Either that or the gaymaster ride plate/intake grate...
If you think this thread was bad... you should have seen YZ at the Chinese buffet last night. And I quote:
"They don't have anymore fu(king crab legs!"
was said to the little 14 year old looking Chinese waitress. When the drinks were empty and she was slacking, YZ just held his glass up...
In YZ's defense, I showed that picture to a hot milf and she said "that is a confident man!" I said well it is my wetsuit... I do her in a min! She didn't want none from me though...
FYI Wedoo, there is a spoty Jet Pilot Wet Suit on ebay that looks identical to yours!!! just incase you wanted a matching suit for the misses or a spare. :)
When I was typing, I could hear the music in my head. One time I had a website booked marked that had all the sound clips for Real Men of Genius.
I am down to ride today. I will havce to skip out on a dinner with a new ChemE they hired. Oh well, we took him out to lunch yesterday. he is a...
Bud Light Real Men of Genius....
Today we salute you Jet Ski internet forum poster. While others are out riding their jet skis, pulling plate to plate barrel rolls, clean backies, or are out pimping their freeride ability, you are home on your laptop posting away about how ugly a square nose...
I preach the Gospel! Amen!
What all Yamaha guys fail to realize is that if it wasn't for Kawasaki developing an idea from an MX rider named Clayton Jacobsen then we wouldn't be here arguing about the differences between the two out of only three stand ups that Yamaha ever made. Then again...
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