yay, moron couch ruins best wake of hte day...

2002zxi

Got old, bought another ski
Location
MO/OK
As gay as wakesurfing is, this 2005 mastercraft x star was putting some awesome wake up. I was following jumping the 3rd wake or farther back, and all of the sudden an older doo gsx cuts my jumping lane and does a 180 in the middle of the wake...

The problem is he wasnt paying attention to see the wakesurfer had fallen and his 180 drenched the guy... he was only 15 ft away max.

The thing that really sucks is that I have a good relationship with the people who own the mastercraft dealership down here, as my family has a mastercraft and I buy all my boating/boarding/ski gear there.

I just turned around and bugged out after that, didnt want to cause any trouble.
 
i had aproblem like that once. i rode over and stopped the guy to TALK and instead of punching him in the face i tore off his lanyard and rode away :haha: LOL
 

D-Roc

I forgot!
f-in doo riders, last time out 3 doos come whipping up the river and one does a sweet 360, so sweet that the rider is thrown off the couch, this guy was rippin it up like no other couch rider could. i cruise over and notice it to be a guy i know from work, the guy is wasted, the couch is missing its dash board because he hit his gay couch riding buddy earlier, I don't think i could ride my ski wasted very well nor would i try but i think most couch riders think that the ski is just a toy and doesn't matter if they are half in the bag when they zip around at 50+ mph, the thing that bugs me is when they do some sweet 360's and they look at you to see if your watching them, F-in doos!!
 

surfjetlouie

R.I.P. 11/27/2008
2002zxi said:
As gay as wakesurfing is, this 2005 mastercraft x star was putting some awesome wake up. I was following jumping the 3rd wake or farther back, and all of the sudden an older doo gsx cuts my jumping lane and does a 180 in the middle of the wake...

The problem is he wasnt paying attention to see the wakesurfer had fallen and his 180 drenched the guy... he was only 15 ft away max.

The thing that really sucks is that I have a good relationship with the people who own the mastercraft dealership down here, as my family has a mastercraft and I buy all my boating/boarding/ski gear there.

I just turned around and bugged out after that, didnt want to cause any trouble.
not surprised IT IS A SEA-DOO rider.
SFL will love that one
 

butti

lone wolf
Location
F-XTC
JAKESPEED said:
i had aproblem like that once. i rode over and stopped the guy to TALK and instead of punching him in the face i tore off his lanyard and rode away :haha: LOL



thats freakin great!!!!:haha: im gonna have to use that trick sometime:haha:
 

nukeonekitty

a.k.a. Bomb1feline
That actually happened to me yesterday.... except I was setting up waves for myself then doing nose stabs and this couch comes right through them like he owns the place... joke was on him when we were the last two on the lake and he appeared to run out of gas... I just turned the shoulder and took off...
 

Waste Land

Non Multa Sed Multum
Location
Florence, AL
nukeonekitty said:
That actually happened to me yesterday.... except I was setting up waves for myself then doing nose stabs and this couch comes right through them like he owns the place... joke was on him when we were the last two on the lake and he appeared to run out of gas... I just turned the shoulder and took off...

Dont feal bad man...they are just doos...I have bass boat killing my setups
 

felix5oh

Carajo,gringos apestosos
Location
Miami,FL
It's a guy like that who ruins the fun, idiot doesn't know about safty. . . This is my daughters first year riding and i'm showing her how not to be like these careless people. . .Too bad theres not a place we can say "stand ups only".
 
felix5oh said:
It's a guy like that who ruins the fun, idiot doesn't know about safty. . . This is my daughters first year riding and i'm showing her how not to be like these careless people. . .Too bad theres not a place we can say "stand ups only".

where were you a month ago when the boneheads were poo-pooing that idea?!?!?!?:banghead:
 
Location
tampa, fl
2002zxi said:
As gay as wakesurfing is, this 2005 mastercraft x star was putting some awesome wake up. I was following jumping the 3rd wake or farther back, and all of the sudden an older doo gsx cuts my jumping lane and does a 180 in the middle of the wake...

The problem is he wasnt paying attention to see the wakesurfer had fallen and his 180 drenched the guy... he was only 15 ft away max.

The thing that really sucks is that I have a good relationship with the people who own the mastercraft dealership down here, as my family has a mastercraft and I buy all my boating/boarding/ski gear there.

I just turned around and bugged out after that, didnt want to cause any trouble.

Similar story the other weekend, a buddy of mine was out crusing around in his master craft, giving me a very nice setup wake. He was runnin around 12mph and rollin real nice, right as I got airborne, here comes captin numb nut on his WaveRunner3 comes out of no where, jumps the wake, and nearly hits my ass. Next thing ya know he starts driving in circles around me yellin at me and raising hell, being a total asshole and bringing me to a new level of pissed off. Buddy comes back in the boat, who has 3 of his friends with him, and it was quite funny how fast the dude on the couch started apoligizing. Yet again proving why i can't stand stereo typical couch riders.
 

surfjetlouie

R.I.P. 11/27/2008
seen that many time

sflsurfrider said:
where were you a month ago when the boneheads were poo-pooing that idea?!?!?!?:banghead:
we both have seen this s**t many time and we have talk to dumb a**. I have been run over by a guy on a couch will I was surfing. remember that one SFL?. we have so many story over few yrs that we both could have a forum on dumb a**.:smashfreakB: :buttkick:
 

kawasakit2me

Hooked on the Jamz
surfjetlouie said:
we both have seen this s**t many time and we have talk to dumb a**. I have been run over by a guy on a couch will I was surfing. remember that one SFL?.

I'll never forget that! I saw it happen.:bigeyes:

Should've been out today Louie! 4 standups (all superjets) and that was IT!:cheer: :cheer:

It was a beautiful day... in between all the rain :cool2:
 

JustGood

X-H
Location
Allegan, MI
2002zxi said:
I have a good relationship with the people who own the mastercraft dealership down here, as my family has a mastercraft and I buy all my boating/boarding/ski gear there.

didn't you start another thread about how gay wakeboarding and stuff is but then you get all of your BOARDING stuff.. HMMM... Are you mad at the world.
 

2002zxi

Got old, bought another ski
Location
MO/OK
JustGood said:
didn't you start another thread about how gay wakeboarding and stuff is but then you get all of your BOARDING stuff.. HMMM... Are you mad at the world.
They have the best pro shop anywhere around me, and they are all nice people. I have no desire to have a generic wakeboarding boat anymore, but I bought my wakeboard, rope, gloves, and all the neoprene vests I have from there. I havent actually boarded in 2 summers now, but still take it if friends want to. I was more knocking the wakeboarding cliques and how cool they think they are.
 
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Mouthfulloflake

ISJWTA member #2
Location
NW Arkansas
I wish I was in a wakeboarding CLICHE.

those boats ALWAYS have chicks.


:banghead:

its ok though, those chicks are banging dudes with skis during the week

:haha:



2002zxi said:
They have the best pro shop anywhere around me, and they are all nice people. I have no desire to have a generic wakeboarding boat anymore, but I bought my wakeboard, rope, gloves, and all the neoprene vests I have from there. I havent actually boarded in 2 summers now, but still take it if friends want to. I was more knocking the wakeboarding cliques and how cool they think they are.
 
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