Why does stuff like this never happen to me?!

[SJBrit]

So, I get to work this morning and am comparing weekends with a friend of mine. She went to another friend's lakehouse for a girls weekend, and they all ended up out on the lake in the boat. While they were driving, some couches came to jump the wake, and since they'd all been drinking they thought it would be great to flash their bewbies at the jet skiers :bigeyes::cheer: Hello?! Don't I have a fricking cell phone? Isn't it cooler to watch a guy on a standup? More importantly, isn't it cooler to flash a guy on a standup?

Dammit.... :banghead:

 

[accbr]

Did they take any pics? Of the bewbies, not the couches.

 

[skinnyman]

You should ride Texoma go big get flashed thats the law:splatt:

 

[felix5oh]

Dont feel bad, that never happens to me either.

 

[SuperJETT]

There is a simple reason. Look in a mirror!
:haha::haha::haha::haha:

 

[Mouthfulloflake]

I flash the couch riders all the time!

they eventually learn to stay way away from my pasty white, man chest.

 

[sjetrider]

you didnt need that brit, NO MORE OFF THE BOAT BAILS FOR YOU, you know it would have been a nack, nack BAIL LOL

 

[SJBrit]

There is a simple reason. Look in a mirror!
:haha::haha::haha::haha:

I don't need a mirror - I just look at a picture of you :cool2:

 

[oxnard111]

So, I get to work this morning and am comparing weekends with a friend of mine. She went to another friend's lakehouse for a girls weekend, and they all ended up out on the lake in the boat. While they were driving, some couches came to jump the wake, and since they'd all been drinking they thought it would be great to flash their bewbies at the jet skiers :bigeyes::cheer: Hello?! Don't I have a fricking cell phone? Isn't it cooler to watch a guy on a standup? More importantly, isn't it cooler to flash a guy on a standup?

Dammit.... :banghead:

i like bewbies

 

[willycrumb]

My favorite one of those was a housboat full of college girls playing the switch bathing suits game in broad daylight. Chit faced druck and taking along time to do it. I was a happy arse little 12 year old thats fo sho!

My only advice is when it happens dont get to excited. You might scare them into putting there clothes back on.mumblemumble personal experience.

 

[slickchaos]

My favorite one of those was a housboat full of college girls playing the switch bathing suits game in broad daylight. Chit faced druck and taking along time to do it. I was a happy arse little 12 year old thats fo sho!

My only advice is when it happens dont get to excited. You might scare them into putting there clothes back on.mumblemumble personal experience.

WTH that doesnt happen here either.. .dayum

 

[SXR-FOREVER]

had that happen to me for our senior skip day last year...damn near fell off my ski. Hottest girls in my grade topless...hmm...

 

[KaosFreestyle]

Damn the lake I go to has families on the beach.

 

[RideItLikeYouStoleIt]

I dont even get families. Ive got a bunch of brazilians who cant speak English running me off the water on their couches. One time i got flashed in the car on the way home at a set of lights though.

 

[Bourgeois]

I've never been flashed on the SJ... ...yet.

I've been flashed twice on the bike in the last month.

 

[FreestyleFreak]

flashing

Just got to 2ft on old hickory lake......thats alll im gonna say.