The Rock is so big it takes a stand up the size of a zodiac to keep him afloat.
But just wait, it doesn't stop with this one pole. Think of all the people who'll watch the show and see this new fangled contraption.. [a jet ski you stand up on! I thought a real jet ski you sat down on! This must be some new version!] Before you know it, people will be asking me if I got into it because I saw the show. More awareness might drive up interest. Good for investment if you own, bad for purchasing. We'll see, the general public is pretty dumb and clueless.