the variations of BRAP!.....

Brap-in-i-tis = That sore feeling your get in your throttle finger and right elbow from brapping a little too vigorously...if there IS such a thing.

Braparrhea = That annoying noise members of "The 2% Club" make by spinning broadies in one plce on the lake all day, or going "Really fast inna straight line" because they don't have the skill set to do anything else.

Brapmentia = Severe impairment or loss of intellectual capacity due to the loss of or damage to neurons in the brain after executing a face plant, yard sale, or unintentional tripple sow-cow dismount from one's watercraft.

Brapia = The protrusion of an organ or tissue through an opening in its surrounding walls, esp. in the abdominal region after your pals leave early and you try to load your ski into the bed of your truck unassisted.
 

tor*p*do

Squarenose FTW
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Location
NW NC
cold weather = time to attend Brapaholix Anonymous meetings. . . .

Or go to Florida for vacation and . . .

DAYTONA FREERIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bananapowerslide::arms::147::slaphappy::smokin:
 

tor*p*do

Squarenose FTW
Site Supporter
Location
NW NC
Brappiness is a warm gun
Bang Bang Choo Choo
Brappiness is a warm gun
Bang Bang Choo Choo
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger (throttle)
I know nobody can do me no harm
Because Brappiness is a warm gun, momma
Bang Bang Choo Choo
Because Brappiness is a warm gun, yes it is
Brappiness is a warm gun
Yes it is
is a warm
yes it is
Gun

:shooter3::shooter3::shooter3:
:Banane36::Banane36:​

my apologies to John Lennon
 
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joe b

depth tester
Location
northfield, nj
Brappititus : Causes people to see spots and have "delusions assuming the characteristics of a rockstar jetski rider", among other dubious symptoms.
 

ANT

Just ride
brapocardial infarction(heart attack) - conidition in which the motor (while the ski is out of the water) revs on it own without any throttle application, due to lack of fuel and to much air, and eventually siezes.
 
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