Open Letter to Warren From Table Rock Lake, MO

[Shonuff]

Open Letter to Warren From Table Rock Lake, MO

Warren,

I saw you on the cover of this spring's Overton's catalog and was glad to see stand-up pride in full effect centered on the front. I'm sure you were aware of the photographer(s) out on the lake that day and perhaps they asked you to "show 'em some good stuff for the cover". I really like the faux foot drag, barefoot skiing thing you've got going on there. I just have a couple friendly criticisms to share just in case the photographers come back out in the future.

1. Take off that sill-ass hat. I mean really, Warren, who the f*ck wear a Labatt's trucker hat on a ski.

2. Get some contacts for christ sakes. That way, you can at least get some cool sunglasses and not wear those dumass transitions glasses out on the lake.

I thank you for making the necessary changes and look forward to more shots of you "cuttin' it up" in future Overton's catalogs. Have a nice day, get a shave.

Shonuff

 

[WaveDemon]

hahaha, I was looking at that douche too.

 

[Waste Land]

whos that?

 

[WaveDemon]

whos that?

some random tool who happens to be on the cover of the new overtons catalog.

 

[Waste Land]

**** off,,...thats my dad on my ski

 

[Cane700]

LOL. That's what happens when you give a hillbilly a standup.

 

[onesojourner]

dont worry thats my lake. I will hunt this guy down. I have never even seen another stand up down there... its sad thats who they picked, what an embarassment.

 

[Idok]

classic....

 

[WAB]

I thought it was totally cool that there was a standup on the cover and not a barge. If the pic looks 10 years old and the guy looks like a tool, it's a standup representing the PWC world, no couch on that cover anywhere. :woot: