Ode to the CLOSET X-2 LOVER :)

[betrezra]

What is a Closet X-2 Lover:

** Chimes in on every X-2 Section post about how silly they are .... You know you want one..... Don't deny your self.

** Calls an X-2 a couch...... translation - I'm not cool enough for an x-2 sooo I'll diss it

** Bashes the X-2 on the keyboard... but won't get off of your buddies 780 X-2 last weekend at the lake.......

** Wears sunglasses and a mask when he rides an x-2 so his SJ buds won't see him having the time of his life

Don't hate... APPRECIATE

:Banane19::rocketwhore:

 

[wadman]

why hate?

 

[BlueBreadTruck]

Thats funny

I've found that many standup guys "hate" the x2
But I think that they get pissed when they look over and see me sitting down relaxing while going out of the harbor to the surf.....

 

[AleX-2]

X-2 is just the best of both worlds. It can shred like a stand up, but if you get tired just relax on the "kneel piece". Or you can go 2 up, even though its not the easiest thing to do.

 

[betrezra]

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I don't hate any type of jetski.....

I've had a few diff models.... and they all some redeeming quality.... (except my old surfjet).....

 

[Legdragger]

And you can pick up chicks on an X2.................

 

[h20rocket]

Hey baby, want to ride with the legendary legdragger

sure, what should I hold on to

 

[betrezra]

Yup

LOL Leg Drag

opworm:

 

[djyox]

I just hit it with the best of both worlds. I have a two place trailer, so on the left sits the SJ, and on the right sits the x2. Done and done.



However, I do wonder if it will feel right peeing sitting down? I'm so used to doing it standing up... Eeek, I don't know if I want to get any on the seat... Ehh, pee in the wetsuit, pee on the seat, who cares!

 

[Legdragger]

Is that the one that had to swim back...........:Flush:


dj,
I used to have a superjet and an X2. It is impossible to keep both running at the same time.

 

[djyox]

I don't think I could let the SJ go... But we'll see what happens once the x2 is goin...