SJBrit
Extraordinary Alien
- Location
- Bradenton, FL
OK, time for more happiness on the board.
I was tooling around the lake on Sunday afternoon - not really doing much since I was in a mellow mood and just felt like a trundle. I went within about 100 feet of a boat, and noticed two suntanned blondes in little bikinis looking my way. I waved nonchalantly - you know, 'cause I'm so cool and all.
So, a little while later I happen on them again, and they wave somewhat flirtatiously. Well, why wouldn't they? I was the one shining standup in a sea of couches.
That was that, until I got back to the ramp later, and there they were, pulling their boat out (no men-folk in sight) and having problems. Oh baby! They need a man here, and they're getting one. But not just a man, NO! They're getting a cool, stand up skier with a cute accent. Oh, what these hotties are going to do for me when I've helped them get their boat on the trailer!
Only they weren't hot - not at all. The opposite of hot, in fact! From 100 feet they looked great; up close they were a pair of skanky rednecks, one too old for the bikini she was wearing, and one too flabby. My eyes! My eyes!!
Why can't they be as hot up close as they are from a distance? :banghead:
I was tooling around the lake on Sunday afternoon - not really doing much since I was in a mellow mood and just felt like a trundle. I went within about 100 feet of a boat, and noticed two suntanned blondes in little bikinis looking my way. I waved nonchalantly - you know, 'cause I'm so cool and all.
So, a little while later I happen on them again, and they wave somewhat flirtatiously. Well, why wouldn't they? I was the one shining standup in a sea of couches.
That was that, until I got back to the ramp later, and there they were, pulling their boat out (no men-folk in sight) and having problems. Oh baby! They need a man here, and they're getting one. But not just a man, NO! They're getting a cool, stand up skier with a cute accent. Oh, what these hotties are going to do for me when I've helped them get their boat on the trailer!
Only they weren't hot - not at all. The opposite of hot, in fact! From 100 feet they looked great; up close they were a pair of skanky rednecks, one too old for the bikini she was wearing, and one too flabby. My eyes! My eyes!!
Why can't they be as hot up close as they are from a distance? :banghead:
