Waste Land
Non Multa Sed Multum
- Location
- Florence, AL
I'm at the local riding spot. I'm riding the SJs with my friend Charles. I'm about 60 or 70 feet off shore practicing monkey jumps. I'm near the channel marker actually. This is a indication for BARGES so they can be sure not to get too close to shore.
Well my dad made a supride visit to come watch me ride and just saw him sit down so I go back to the money jumps and show him something new im trying to perfect. Well...I hit one swam under the boat and when i came up the jet wash hit me in the face and i didnt grab my tray.
So my boat makes a U turn, and I'm waiting for it to come back to me. Except it doesnt! It goes STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE SHORE! It was heading for these 3 fat chicks, maybe 19 or 20s who could have easily beat my SJ up. A small ski at idle speed cant be bad to just push away. So about 20 feet before them my dad whistles to the ladies about the ski and then the ski finally starts circling....The chicks are laughing...and making a joke out of it...I finally get to my ski and apologize that it was a very random accident and they thought nothing of it.
So i beach my ski. As I'm walking up to my dad this really skinny guy(smaller then me even) comes flying at me screaming! I imeeditaly start apologizing again. It wasnt my fault but i was int he wrong and was trying to be cool. The guy is screaming that I'm riding too close to shore and "nearly killed his daughters." I found that insane considering i had to swim a good minute or more i was so far off shore. Charles was off riding and the guy thinks im alone on the beach. Instead of being cool and talking to me about it(I knwo it wasnt my fault but it was my problem and i knew that) and letting me explain it was a freak accident. He keeps screaming trying to be a bad ass on the beach. As the guy looses his temper starts walking torward me....my dad stands up and starts coming closer...he now realizes thats my father and not the guy I'm riding with...instantly shuts up and trots back to his seat.
I just needed to vent this out a bit. It was a freak accident that my ski didnt circle. I tried to let the guy know it was a mistake and strange happening. I apologized, this daughters laughed it off.....but no...this dick wanted to be a billy bad ass and try to pick a fight on the beach over something no one was able to help.
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Well my dad made a supride visit to come watch me ride and just saw him sit down so I go back to the money jumps and show him something new im trying to perfect. Well...I hit one swam under the boat and when i came up the jet wash hit me in the face and i didnt grab my tray.
So my boat makes a U turn, and I'm waiting for it to come back to me. Except it doesnt! It goes STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE SHORE! It was heading for these 3 fat chicks, maybe 19 or 20s who could have easily beat my SJ up. A small ski at idle speed cant be bad to just push away. So about 20 feet before them my dad whistles to the ladies about the ski and then the ski finally starts circling....The chicks are laughing...and making a joke out of it...I finally get to my ski and apologize that it was a very random accident and they thought nothing of it.
So i beach my ski. As I'm walking up to my dad this really skinny guy(smaller then me even) comes flying at me screaming! I imeeditaly start apologizing again. It wasnt my fault but i was int he wrong and was trying to be cool. The guy is screaming that I'm riding too close to shore and "nearly killed his daughters." I found that insane considering i had to swim a good minute or more i was so far off shore. Charles was off riding and the guy thinks im alone on the beach. Instead of being cool and talking to me about it(I knwo it wasnt my fault but it was my problem and i knew that) and letting me explain it was a freak accident. He keeps screaming trying to be a bad ass on the beach. As the guy looses his temper starts walking torward me....my dad stands up and starts coming closer...he now realizes thats my father and not the guy I'm riding with...instantly shuts up and trots back to his seat.
I just needed to vent this out a bit. It was a freak accident that my ski didnt circle. I tried to let the guy know it was a mistake and strange happening. I apologized, this daughters laughed it off.....but no...this dick wanted to be a billy bad ass and try to pick a fight on the beach over something no one was able to help.
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