Let me clear this up because it's the holiday season and clearly I could possibly be the only one who got the joke:
I had a patient yesterday who works for the state department and he is essentially a tour guide for foreign diplomats coming to the states. His job title is a Protocol Officer.
When I introduced myself I said, "So you're a protocol officer. Is that where you make sure the released convicts are doig what they're supposed to do, finding a good job, staying out of trouble, et cetera . . ."
He said, "Ha, not exactly." because he got the joke.
I realize it's not a Rooster Shooter. I realize it's not a Yamaha visibility spout. It was a parody. You don't honestly think I believe that a "bigass rooster tail behind the ski" would enhance the CDI? I mean damn!