" i didnt think they made those things anymore"

[yama_freak615]

The best yet, however, was my dear father-in-law trying to ride my ski.
He's in shorts, positions himself standing behind the tray and reaches for the start button. Simultaneously, he is reaching for the throttle.
I was going to start saying something, but left it alone.
You know what happened....ski starts, he grabs throttle, his face gets all distorted, then he holds his nuts.

Me & Phill are rolling around on the ground slapping the grass.

"Uh yeah, Dave...you gotta be careful with that!"

:haha: :haha: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Moondance]

Any man wearing a banana hammock, grape sling, etc while riding a ski of any kind is queer. Contrary to what you guys think girls don't love them. If we're laughing, it's at you not with you:bigeyes:

Parrdaddy, you are somewhat excluded from the above mentioned.

 

[yama_freak615]

the speedo is unnessary...... and i really dont think anyone wants to see you ppl in them when your jet sking

:noevil: