Funny Quote Thread

[cybermob2]

i have a MILLION freekin quote-worthy things that people said... the first one that stuck was


"ya, like turn here, turn there, BRAAAAAAAAAAAP..... noooooossseeee it in you know?"

-pancake describing how effortless backys can be


and probably the FUNNIEST of the whole trip:

"so jeff, how do you feel about your balls on the internet?"

-Jens describing consequences of partying WAY hard on the houseboat

 

[yamaslut]

I liked Pat's acceptance speech....

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"

 

[PancakePete]

i have a MILLION freekin quote-worthy things that people said... the first one that stuck was


"ya, like turn here, turn there, BRAAAAAAAAAAAP..... noooooossseeee it in you know?"

-pancake describing how effortless backys can be


and probably the FUNNIEST of the whole trip:

"so jeff, how do you feel about your balls on the internet?"

-Jens describing consequences of partying WAY hard on the houseboat

LMAO !

 

[Metal4130]

Nasty Cinamon. ha :arms:

 

[RoyalFlush@PCB]

My personal favorite was Wasteland commenting to Penquin, "Damn, Penquins are pissy this time of year..."

It was kinda' one of them had to be there things, but it was funny as ********. :biggrin:

 

[Mark44]

I have to go charge the flash light, right after this G7.
St. Louis crew knows what this means..........

Mark44

 

[Nascency Chris]

Nasty Cinamon. ha :arms:

that killed me lol...dammit trevor...:biggrin: :Banane01:

 

[Waste Land]

"Hell no I didnt hook up with her! I looked at her cell phone and the first speed dial was something labled 'Mental Health' - Cant remember who said it but i cracked up

 

[SuperJETT]

Kahuna to me: "Jett, it's 85F out, you're wearing a full suit?"
Me back to Kahuna: "Harrison, we're at a campground, you're driving a mobile home?"

 

[sflsurfrider]

My personal favorite was Wasteland commenting to Penquin, "Damn, Penquins are pissy this time of year..."

It was kinda' one of them had to be there things, but it was funny as ********. :biggrin:

:haha:
you beat me to it!

 

[PancakePete]

Jett, what was the Mahiem one.. that was hilarious.

 

[Big Kahuna]

Kahuna to me: "Jett, it's 85F out, you're wearing a full suit?"
Me back to Kahuna: "Harrison, we're at a campground, you're driving a mobile home?"

"Darin, Mobile homes are what 95% of the population in Kentucky live in........... This is a Motorhome............."


Darin " This plug caps are much better than the MSD Caps......... They are Ribbed..................." You can figure out where the rest of the conversation went from there..........................:haha: :haha: :haha: :sneaky: :sneaky:

 

[SJBrit]

"Hell no I didnt hook up with her! I looked at her cell phone and the first speed dial was something labled 'Mental Health' - Cant remember who said it but i cracked up

Hahahaha! That was the drunk girl's phone - did you realy get a taste of her bewbies Waste? Did they taste a bit nutty?

 

[Waste Land]

Hahahaha! That was the drunk girl's phone - did you realy get a taste of her bewbies Waste? Did they taste a bit nutty?

No comment

 

[autumn]

a weekend of ratti quotes.....

Ratti - "is a pony worth more if it is a rare one?"

"you could sell rare pony's to super glue factory's"

"rare bull bones make liquid plasma"

"a triseratops is a rhinosaurus with after market parts"

"i must leave, my fans are waiting..."


everybody....PRAISE HIM!:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

 

[sclevela]

Ratti - "is a pony worth more if it is a rare one?"

"you could sell rare pony's to super glue factory's"

"rare bull bones make liquid plasma"

"a triseratops is a rhinosaurus with after market parts"

"i must leave, my fans are waiting..."


everybody....PRAISE HIM!:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

"a triseratops is a rhinosaurus with after market parts installed on mexican pimp my ride" (fixed that for yah lol)

"jesus i dont want no bull poop just fu(kin stab me"........... "listen froto u stink "

 

[Marshj]

Ratti -

"i must leave, my fans are waiting..."

everybody....PRAISE HIM!:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

Classic..and good to see you on Here Autumn. :woot:

Did you see the pose? In the Speedo. Dedicated to Ratti- Jens picture thread...

 

[sclevela]

itll be a cold day in february before ratti stops waving to his fans:wink: :biggrin:

 

[autumn]

the biography of michael ratti will be available in the summer of 2105, it will be the complete box set....678 full length DVD's:biggthumpup: place your reserved order today and get the chance to win a rare copy! i here rare ones are worth more....:haha:

 

[sclevela]

this funny quot just in...........


Ratti (as a reaction to the above post) "listen when she kills my career ..... "


lmfao