Dog carnage

[Swooperjet]

Well, I've jacked up my ski and myself numerous times.....but my dog is trying to stay one ahead of me I think. I've had her for about 3 1/2 years now, and she's gashed her leg and/or foot open 4 times, ripped a toenail apart from the meat, fell out of a chair head first onto concrete and went into a seizure, been bit by a baby rattle snake and head swelled up like a volleyball, and now had sliced all the way through the big pad on her front foot.:261:
She's either going to end up killing herself or driving me to the poor house from all of the vet bills!!
Here's the latest. It's been close to 3 weeks, so hopefully she gets the staples out tomorrow.
Had some good pics, so I just thought I'd share with you guys what a crazy bitch I've got.

Oh yeah....3 days after getting the 9 staples....she managed to get her bandages off and chew out 5 of them. Had to take her back in and get 5 more!! That'll teach her! Yeah, right.

 

[jakew4]

That's a lot of crazy stuff to be happening to one dog. You better up your game if you're gonna keep up with her!

 

[Swooperjet]

Well, riding season is here....so we'll see.

 

[ger87410]

Roxie does stuff like that all the time.

Crap happens.

She's a water dog, huh?

 

[SXIPro]

They do sell doggie medical insurance. My brother had some for his accident prone dog.

 

[Moondance]

They do sell doggie medical insurance. My brother had some for his accident prone dog.

I was thinking the very same thing. It might be worth looking into.

 

[thegoldenboy]

Look into it. Under $50/month most likely...

 

[Swooperjet]

Yeah...I actually already have been looking into it. I got some literature for it the day that I took her in for her staples. I'm definately getting it. It will pay off I'm sure with the way she is.

She's a water dog, huh?

Yeah Ger....she loves it. She's going out on my SJ with me here real soon. I have a spare sn I'm going to get running for her. That way she doesn't tear up my turf and paint on my ski.

Just got back from the vet....got the staples out. She's wound for sound now!!!!:burnout:
The vet told me to make her take it easy with the running and such for a while still.....she's gonna hate that. I know she's ready to get back to the frisbee and her crack (laser) light. She's been jonesing pretty bad.:bigeyes:

 

[Dirtybird]

I think your dog thinks he's a cat...with nine lives and all that's crazy?!

 

[So Cal Covers]

They do sell doggie medical insurance. My brother had some for his accident prone dog.

That can really cut down on vet bills, I never seem to walk out without paying a grand. I always tell the dog next time we should price putting her down just to piss my wife off. Would never do it though. Ask any married man, pretty soon you live to piss her off.

 

[Swooperjet]

I think your dog thinks he's a cat...with nine lives and all that's crazy?!

It's funny 'cause it's true!!:lmao:
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That's what Wayne has told me for a few years now. I already had two cats when I got her as a pup, and I think that she took after them! She thinks she's a lap cat. Always has to be up on you and on top of everything else. She jumped straight up from a sitting position one morning, right onto my bathroom counter when I was getting ready for work. She's got some mad hops!!

Not sure about the 9 lives...but I sure hope so!

 

[sneaky]

thats a good lookin dog bro

 

[Swooperjet]

thats a good lookin dog bro

Thanks man!
Here's a few better pics of her when she's not bleeding!
That other grainy ass pic was from when she was a pup with my old junk cell phone.

 

[wayne]

yep, she thinks she is a cat. smart as hell, oh and she can :barrel::sneaky:

 

[Dirtybird]

Yeah, on the bathroom counter?! :lmao:
That dog does have UPS!

 

[Swooperjet]

yep, she thinks she is a cat. smart as hell, oh and she can :barrel::sneaky:

LOL!!
Yeah...it only took a few tries (and treats!) to teach her to "barrell roll".
Now if I could get her to backflip......that'd be cool!!:splatt: