An alternative to a vasectomy.

[Jobu]

My dad sent me this article the other day. All you guys that ride on the east side of Michigan better start wearing wet suits all the time!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/07/1...once-in-lifetime-catch-with-red-bellied-pacu/

 

[MikeyB]

The "ball cutter" watch out!

 

[Vumad]

My dad sent me this article the other day. All you guys that ride on the east side of Michigan better start wearing wet suits all the time!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/07/1...once-in-lifetime-catch-with-red-bellied-pacu/

I'm sure most people were expecting you to say marriage.

This is way more scary. At least with marriage, you know where your balls are at all times and you can occasionally request them back for short periods.