a 37 degree difference b/t the high and the low? WTF kind of forcast is that?
Weatherman: Hey bob, I have an idea. Since everyone is always complaining that our forcast are so bad, because admitidally we cannot predict the weather, how about we just be so generic, we're always right...
Bob: Excellent idea, give it a shot.
Weatherman: Looks like we may have a nice day today, but there's a chance it might not be, with a high of 157 and a low of -62, it could be a scorcher, or you just might freeze your balls off. The wind chill could make it feel up to 50 degrees colder, and today, the wind chill may even make it feel 15 warmer. The heat index has been filed away so we wont talk about that. It looks like it's going to be a sunny day, but it could be partly cloudy, or maybe all cloudy, the fack if I know. Just be prepared for a hurricane, monsune, sun shower or an earthquake. I'm not so sure the earthquake has anything to do with predeicting the weather, but all we really do is walk out side, look up and stick our finger in the air, the fack if we even have a clue, so be prepared for anything.
Bob: Excellent show today Fred. Somewhere in there, you hit the nail right on the head.
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