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What he said - the ski was destroyed. For those of you who have never towed-in to big surf like this, what happened there was fairly easy to do under those conditions - the wave simply broke early. The driver has years of experience and actually did the right thing by bailing. Still sucks though...

"...and so are girls shirts"...what a scam by the suppliers! Less fabric = more cost??? It's like our dry cleaning and salon services - hell - they even charge my buddy less for a manicure than they do me! Not raggin' on you Slutty - just the whole "charge women more" thing....

Nah - I'm a chick - everyone knows how irregular we are (aren't you glad you opened that can of worms???) Nope - I'll be happy to just make it out there. Doc now says I've got a "little pnumonia"....so I'm busting hump chowing down on antibiotics hoping I don't have to cancel this trip =0

Ah, Slut, you'll also be responsbile for wiping my backside for me...and bake me a chicken pot pie too bbitch! LOL! Gang, be nice to Nick - he's busted his backside for this gig and I would imagine right about now, we may be working his last good nerve. Like my dad always told me "Take the...

Hey now - I have only peed in my wetsuit once - and that was after spending almost 18 hours in the ocean break in Morrow Bay for recertification on my open water and tow-in surfing certs. Shawn wouldn't let us out of the drills and break and so sooner or later, something had to give. I tossed...

Dude - it's not the incisions (yes - 4 of them total) it's the fact the incisions are in my stomach, and they messed with the muscles (what little I had left...LOL!) I am finally starting to feel better today, but I can gaurantee I won't be in the mood to drag lard-ass across a tray,, stand...

I was going to try to pimp a ride too, but since they sliced and diced me in surprise surgery Christmas Eve, I'll be lucky to even make the damned ride and just watch from the side lines =( Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

C'mon Slutty - I'm sure if I waived a wad of crisp singles and you and a fifth of some good tequila, you'd be all over making some tips ;-)~

Who? US?!?!!?!?!? (muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Titties? Heck, I can look at those any time I want - What I want to know is this: is there a male strip club? Or are some of you handsome studs (who the phuck and I kidding?!?!?!) going to step to the plate and make sure we don't get bored?

Preston....after seeing your "Twinkle Toes" dance n Mexico (and now preserved forever by the fine folks at Nacency on DVD) I think it's a confirmed fact. You do indeed love the cock. Not that there's anything wrong with that....hell, I love the cock too. Then again, I'm SUPPOSED to...

Okay - I confess...I'm really not a bitch. I just play one online ;)

Role? LOL!

Well....that's a given.......

Nick - I've got a suggestion to speed things up on the raffle but make everyone happy....we do it with ours (when we can actually SEE to complete the raffle...LOL!) and it works great! Get a couple three sheets of 1/4" subfloor, a can or two of spray adhesive.....Pre-print the item's...

If THAT'S what you're handing out for all my effort, well then, all I have for you is a big F.U. for you Slutty...LOL!

Michael - we come into Orlando Thursday at 4:30 and are headed back for Sunday evening - overnite in Orlando close to airport, then fly home Monday. I've rented an MR Van (how appropriate) for the west coast crew....Demented Den Mother at the Wheel - care to join us?

Will you have an award for the most pathetic middle aged-woman making an assss out of herself either on or off the water?

I have some, but they're not extras.....go to www.wamiltons.com I'm sure they can hook you up =)

BK...just tell your bride to cross her legs so she doesn't go into labor...book a flight... and meet us in the morning...on Orlando (on the 13th)