JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the…thing in the…you know the rest
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
TIMOTHY LEARY: Far out man! HONK HONK! SPLAT>SQUISH.
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
TIMOTHY LEARY: Far out man! HONK HONK! SPLAT>SQUISH.
