typical couch rider!!!

FLY6584

FLY6584

Location
Clearwater, FL
So I took the blaster and sj out to the Dunedin Causway today.

I set up my bouys to race with some guys I met out there and while I was taking a break on the beach a couple of guys on a couch roll up and start picking up my bouys. Luckily the guys I was riding with rode up to them and said wtf. The guy on the couch said he needed a bouy-anchor system for anchoring his couch off the beach. He tried to explain to them that the bouys were fair game out in the middle of the intercoastal.

He then put the bouys back after already messing up the course and had the nerve to ask if we were racing for money and if he could join us. I bet you could guess what the guys I was riding with said to this tool.

I guess I should start writing my name on my bouys.:nono:
 
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gimmick

sports a beater 550
Location
Pensacola
Should have waited till he fell off then asked what he thought about his "fair game" clause as you started climbing on his tug boat. What a piece of work. Howard Park wasn't much better. It was amateur hour all day for the couch riders. It's amazing there aren't more collisions.
 
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CG Racing

Guest
And the DNR feel it necessary to f with the standups first, even before the 18year old drunk chick that is about to kill her friend on the back. Stupid f-in sit downs.
 
FLY6584

FLY6584

Location
Clearwater, FL
gimmick said:
Should have waited till he fell off then asked what he thought about his "fair game" clause as you started climbing on his tug boat.
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Thats a good idea. I could of dragged that pos out to the gulf, sink it, and use it as an artificial reef to fish off. Hey it was fair game.
 
Shonuff

Shonuff

I've got the glow
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Location
Memphis
CG Racing said:
And the DNR feel it necessary to f with the standups first, even before the 18year old drunk chick that is about to kill her friend on the back. Stupid f-in sit downs.
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Double word ya heard.
 
FLY6584

FLY6584

Location
Clearwater, FL
Yeah its a lot better over here. I still post in the Gulf Coast Riders Association over there as you can see, but thats starting to get pretty old too with all the drama over there.
 
SUPERJET-113

SUPERJET-113

GASKETS FOR CHAMP BRAP!
Location
Lake Havasu City, AZ USA
Ckech out the brain on cromagnum man! lol
Thats like the loosers that take Rius' buoys when he leaves them overnight.. focken loosers..
Did I say loosers? :biggrin:
Fair game... what a POS. Good story. I got some revenge for the couches for ya today:

I was at Body beach today and had a good wipeout on my Superjet. i had my lanyard wrapped around the handlebars(it dies after 5 seconds of idle) and it was gone! I couldnt find it anywhere..
I wasn't to far from my trailer so I pulled the little button up and got it back to my trailer. About a hour later, a Seadoo got towed back and when he flipped it over and there was my lanyard wrapped around hist driveshaft...
I turned around a LMFAO... LOL
 
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Prem1x

Prem1x

Tinkering obsessed
Location
Austin, TX
I was looking at another "jet ski" video and YouTube lists "related" videos in a sidebar. We should all thank the technology gods for making camcorders and PWC so cheap, even drunken rednecks can own them and also for making sharing video over the Internet easy enough so we can all laugh at them :jester::Banane13:
 
Mouthfulloflake

Mouthfulloflake

ISJWTA member #2
Location
NW Arkansas
ok, saw some dumbness last weekend, thought I would contribute to this thread.


Friday:

the family and I cruising around the lake in a 19 foot ski boat.

30 mph, just cruising.

some type of large couch, comes straight for us, I mean, in the distance, he alters his course to head straight into us.

I slow down and try and see what the hell, he gets right near us, and turns real hard like trying to splash us.. then waves like we are buddys.

I shake my head, flip the bird.

My children said " Dad, who was that?" I said " Just a typical dumbass"

Sunday.

Pulling a freind and her 5 year old son on a tube, going slow, just turn in circles at about 10 mph, listening to them giggle and squeal from the bouncing...

another couch, coming dead ahead and straight into us, I turn the boat as to block him from the tube we are towing, and slow down to idle speed. he curves around us and goes about 60 feet from the tube to jump the waves we were making.

we were the ONLY boat within miles, and its a HUGE area of the lake right there, there was absolutely no need to get so close.

I swear, Im going to start carrying a pellet rifle, and when someone gets mouthy, Ill just say " Its ok, it only shoots 200 feet, stay a legal distance and it wont be an issue"

those people are going to hurt someone, that ruins the relaxing fun for me, to have to watch for such idiots out there.

:banghead:
 
groaty

groaty

X2 JUNKIE!!!!
Location
new hampshire
last weekend we were hanging out on our local river and was about to load up and go home but decided to stay and watch has this huge group of people show up, i mean atleast 10 people. with 2 skis. one sea doo xp and the other was a gtx 3 seater. the owner of the skis was acting like this big shot riding them around the shore spinning around, typical couch ********. he then decides to let these 2 other poeple try his skis. right then and there i knew this situation was going to get intresting. these 2 people were total newbies. over heard them asking where the brakes were! ******** like that. well they go off and sure enough about 3 minutes later they collided with each other and the xp's nose cracked almost completley off.
was a little stuned at first but started to laugh when the owner started yelling about what happened and started saying he had about a hundred grand vested in his skis...

you know i like all jetskis so when i see people putting the couches down i can't help but think its not the ski's fault its the people who buy them, a jet ski is a jet ski in my opinion

just my .02
 
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