SN in my backyard... I'm gonna vomit...

showmepro1200

ISJWTA Member #007
for sale: $100 obo

bpipe, trailer, footholds, whatever else is in there. this thing makes me want to throw up just looking at it. starts and runs.. but runs like a squarenose.. blah..

$100 obo..

just looking at this thing makes me sick!

no title... its registered to some guy with last name "Poser"

No way. B-pipe? You can't be serious. :bs2:

Yeah, just saw the foreign currency thing - LOL.
 

Boris

The Good Old Days
Since the toll on Alligator alley has gone up to $2.50 and I have to pay it twice can you knock $5 off the price if I get there in like 2 hours ???

That thing is nasty and I don't blame you for wanting it out of your yard. Since I'm all artsy fartsy and plan on sticking the nose in the ground (think Cadillac ranch on rout 66) the hideous square nose will be out of sight.
Just 10 more squares and my art will be complete.
The display will be open to the public but bring your own spray paint.
 

Boris

The Good Old Days
OK Edwin.

I'm jumping into the Caddy and am on my way.

In the meantime to protect your neighbours from the ghastly, unsightly, monstrosity that is the square nose put a bag over it.
After taking a second look at that picture, this one might be a double bagger. :biggthumpup:
 

Boris

The Good Old Days
Yep, that's my honey.

I only drive her on special occasions and always in my BORAT suit.

She is quite a beast and handles like on rails. :biggthumpup:
 

Boris

The Good Old Days
Edwin,
you're not going to believe this. Well, maybe you will.

I jumped in my ceampuff Caddy, got onto I-75 cash in hand and with a smile on my face and wind in my hair (top down cruising for the WOW factor) I took off to pick up that monstrosity.

An hour into the drive I relised that I was heading in the wrong direction (insert Polak joke here), since the wind was teasing my hair just so and the sun was in my back I decided that it was to nice to turn around.
I continued on and the view from my Caddy at the top of the Skyway bridge was breathtaking (I hate when people honk their horn just because you stop on a bridge to take in the surroundings) .

I took a right and went to Billy's for lunch.
Had the waitress take pictures of me standing next to pictures of Hulk Hogan in his "Thunder in Paradise" days. I struck a Fonzie pose with both thumbs up and an smirk on my face. I must say those pictures came out great.

After the lunch and a tank of fuel I realized that I no longer had the funds for that Quasimodo looking ski that is littering your yard.

The drive home was just as thrilling as the drive up, you'd be surprised how many girls wave at me when ever I'm driving my Caddy in the BORAT suit. Sometimes I wish I wasn't married.

Anyway, I have a few large garbage bags of empty soda cans in my bedroom. If the local recycling place opens tomorrow I will be right over to pick up the square.


DIBS !!! :biggthumpup:
 
HATERS!!
That there square nose has front exhaust, RN pole, side reinforcement, handholds, reinforced and glassed over nose...more!
If I could only get the ********er to run right!
 

Shonuff

I've got the glow
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Location
Memphis
If you'll ship to Memphis, I will give you your asking price plus 3/16 of the shipping costs.

If you drop your asking price to $40.

Let me know, I have Paypal.
 
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