RMBC's Texas observations & ramblings...

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RMBC Freeride

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Well as I was trying to stay awake on the drive home, these were some of my thoughts. It was like 2:00AM, Glory and 63 were sleeping and I was in a road-coma stupor trying to amuse myself and stay awake.

Feel free to add to this and comment. I know I forgot more than I can remember at this point... Here goes:

1) Our Texas friends, both new and old, are the coolest people ever. Period.
2) Especially Austin-ites… and of course the Houstonians are OK too…
3) That skinny plumber from Dallas has the worst luck…
4) The Penguin is the host with the most! Killer Fajitas & thanks for letting us crash.
5) 63chevyll has a story to go with any topic, we know, we spent 17+hrs on the road with him each way, and laughed our asses off.
6) His dually and golf cart rock! His Superjet is questionable… haha
7) Colorado crew brought the jet-ski team and the drinking team… 63chevyll plays both sides of the ball very well… LOL
8) Rummy-worms are evil, slimy and the "juice" is deadly to Penguins.
9) The "fun cart" rules!!! Two stroke, blue smoke dune jumping, fire crashing, cone smashing… it’s a party on wheels… race ready as Brad says.
10) Chicks dig the fun cart!!!
11) It needs a tuned pipe and porting!
12) Jello shots are only slightly less evil than rummy-worms.
13) Silver Bullets taste better at the beach.
14) Silver Bullets disappear quickly at the beach.
15) "Fixing" a superjet with an axe tends to draw a crowd!
16) I can’t believe I sold Peter123 a broken Superjet… honestly, that was not my intention, sorry again… I will make it right.
17) The "zoo" is overrated IMO… maybe I’m just getting old, but If I wanted to sit in traffic with a bunch of idiots and the cops, I would just drive up to I-10…
18) Zach is 16, he’s in a band, he plays drums, they have a myspace page, he’s half my age (I’m 26 according to him).
19) All Stock is a shadow of his former self, and gives one helluva back rub! Lookin’ good and he made the paper too… I want his autograph.
20) All Stock’s Jerk chicken legs are not hot enough for this Colorado boy… try harder next time. But they were very tasty.
21) Two skinny white boys cannot make the fun cart do wheelies, even if they both own Octanes…
22) Hanging way off to the side of the fun cart like a sidecar monkey makes it slide around the sand like a drift car… sweet!
23) Riding the back of the fun cart while scaling the dunes = ejection. And a long walk thru the dune grass.
24) Jeremy Parr is a stud.
25) Bonzai Bob and yamahammer build some sweet stuff… and I still can’t tell them apart. Want to build me a trailer?
26) Apparently they can make metal flake paint stick to a gas tank… and to any part of a Blaster for that matter, nice work.
27) Don’t walk in on an inebriated Penguin at 3:00AM… just turn around and leave until he wobbles his way from the bathroom back to his bed…
28) My LPW small-bore 5mm stroker Able Billet motor simply rules! Those who rode it will agree… I hope… thanks again Paul.
29) My SuperJet is very photogenic.
30) I avoided the green Tequila!!!
31) NelsonLT1 and I must look alike from the back… some girl jumped on my lap thinking I was him… he must be a stud like Jeremy Parr!
32) Pismo anyone???.... CoTex Alliance Road Trip!!!!! Let's start planning NOW!
33) That’s all I can think of for now… Maybe Glory and 63chevyll can add anything that I've forgotten.
 

Matt_E

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32) Pismo anyone???.... CoTex Alliance Road Trip!!!!! Let's start planning NOW!

:biggthumpup: Myself & Phill are going to Pismo in July. Looking forward to meeting the CO guys.
 

wavegoddess

pimpin' aint ez...
Location
Austin Texas
28) My LPW small-bore 5mm stroker Able Billet motor simply rules! Those who rode it will agree… I hope… thanks again Paul.
29) My SuperJet is very photogenic.

I am addicted!!! Props to Paul, VERY nice SJ! :biggthumpup:
The crew from Colorado rock! The Jet ski Team and the Drinking Team! :woot:
 
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hahaha, very good.
couldnt have said better myself. cant think of any at the moment but my SJ is getting there......almost salt water friendly.

Glory's quick light instal on the bas AZZ blue machine
 

Prem1x

Tinkering obsessed
Location
Austin, TX
I like cherry bombs better than rummy worms.
I get grumpy when drenched at midnight in my sleeping attire.
I've conveniently forgetten everything I saw at the zoo.
Your spouse can tell what you've been up to by the smell of your laundry.
I'd bet JonnyB talks more than 63Chevell on a road trip.
Don't try to save sail boats when your own superjet doesn't float indefinately.
Christopher can rock it on a 650SX and a pit bike for that matter.
Kansas people have sweet skis, are super-friendly and don't want to be seen as "moochers".
14 yr olds from Kansas have X-Jets too and can rock them.
Given a chance to ride a standup, any sane person will want one.
Sleeping on sand is for suckers.
No, Coloradians are the coolest jet-skiers ever!
All Stock is just as sexy without his previous 45lbs.
Parrdaddy likes to spoon and be in the back.
2stroke blenders don't need to be warmed up before WFO.
Sharon doesn't get enough credit for being the best chef (and Vet) on the beach.
Pismo here we come!
 

skinnyman

YOU CANT RENT MY SKI
Location
Dallas/ToyBox
You know im in on Pismo:woot:
I can drive across the country, west coast/east coast with no issues.
I can't go to CB with out some sort of issue:bs2:
Even with all the freak things I had a kiiler weekend:Banane01:

THE CO-TEX RULES:biggrin:

Thanks for stopping to visit me on the road:biggthumpup:
 
"I'd bet JonnyB talks more than 63Chevell on a road trip."
LOL, maybe we should ride together next time

"Thanks for stopping to visit me on the road"
no prob man, we're not one to leave anyone behind. glad to see you made it home before we did
 

RMBC Freeride

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I like cherry bombs better than rummy worms.
I get grumpy when drenched at midnight in my sleeping attire.
I've conveniently forgetten everything I saw at the zoo.
Your spouse can tell what you've been up to by the smell of your laundry.
I'd bet JonnyB talks more than 63Chevell on a road trip.
Don't try to save sail boats when your own superjet doesn't float indefinately.
Christopher can rock it on a 650SX and a pit bike for that matter.
Kansas people have sweet skis, are super-friendly and don't want to be seen as "moochers".
14 yr olds from Kansas have X-Jets too and can rock them.
Given a chance to ride a standup, any sane person will want one.
Sleeping on sand is for suckers.
No, Coloradians are the coolest jet-skiers ever!
All Stock is just as sexy without his previous 45lbs.
Parrdaddy likes to spoon and be in the back.
2stroke blenders don't need to be warmed up before WFO.
Sharon doesn't get enough credit for being the best chef (and Vet) on the beach.
Pismo here we come!

:arms: :arms: :arms: :arms: :arms: :arms:
Yes... Yes... Yes...
This is the stuff I was looking for keep it up!

34) I forgot to mention Sharon & Mark, they're the best!
 

wavegoddess

pimpin' aint ez...
Location
Austin Texas
I'd have to say Kudo's to JohnnyB and Prem1x for inviting a total stranger to ride with them down to Crystal Beach! Thank you guys again for the ride there, Johnnys talking made the trip seem like it was nothing. And it also made the gun on the side of his pants at 7:30 in the morning Friday seem like no big deal:biggrin: j/k.
 

Peter123

C-Note
Location
Houston, TX
I get grumpy when drenched at midnight in my sleeping attire.

I think you'll get over that as long as you don't take into consideration that a lot of that "water" flowing in that mini-canal from the dunes was actually "processed beer". :bigeyes:

Don't worry too much, they say urine is very sanitary. :banghead:
 
"I'd bet JonnyB talks more than 63Chevell on a road trip."
Pishhhh that was nothing

Don't try to save sail boats when your own superjet doesn't float indefinately.
yes good tip!!!!
 
I'd have to say Kudo's to JohnnyB and Prem1x for inviting a total stranger to ride with them down to Crystal Beach! Thank you guys again for the ride there, Johnnys talking made the trip seem like it was nothing. And it also made the gun on the side of his pants at 7:30 in the morning Friday seem like no big deal:biggrin: j/k.


mwahahahaha I didn't get to shoot anyone tho
 
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