On a lighter note...

skiprincess

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There is a funny thread going on over at the other site right now...I know lots of you can't go there...'cause you're naughty:spankme: ...so I'll share a bit of it.

Basically, some guy started a thread trying to come up with a "slur" type name for standup skis...much like "couch" is for sit downs. The thread is already up to 3 pages and this is the best they could come up with...

Jerk Jets
Slowpoke Poles
Crack Head Craft
Pole Huggers
Ball Busters
Slow-Sleds
Toy Skis
Pole Pissers
Phone Booth Boats
Speed Envious (My favorite...WHATEVER!!!!)
Brat Skis
Groin Grabbers
Snail Sleds

:haha:
 
Fishy27

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Okay ppl, i am not booted off pwctoday yet, i don't think...should i post a reply on that thread...that sticks up for stand up riders...i might get booted myself...
 
FLY6584

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Fishy27 said:
Okay ppl, i am not booted off pwctoday yet, i don't think...should i post a reply on that thread...that sticks up for stand up riders...i might get booted myself...
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:cool2: do you even have to ask that question? :arms: :arms:

thats like saying, should I defend my mom if someone picks on her. come on now.
 
staflaraf

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They are just to plain fat to keep the standup floating, thats what they think a submarine is....

BTW isn'nt there some gayiness in sitting down, its like sit when u take a piss....:cool2:
 
meatball

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speed envious, what kinda brain fart is that.

At the very least "sit to ski; sit to pee" rhymes, makes sense and it has a bell to it.

"God damn speed envious's jumpin my couch wake!"
 
skiprincess

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Fishy27 said:
Okay ppl, i am not booted off pwctoday yet, i don't think...should i post a reply on that thread...that sticks up for stand up riders...i might get booted myself...
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There are a few of us "standerupers" posting in the thread. Here's what I posted...


Maybe we need a poll...

How many die hard couch fans ditched the couch once they got a taste of true standup riding?

How many die hard standup riders have switched to couches? I don't think very many.

If you don't understand the thrill of standup skis, you either have not ridden one or not ridden one correctly

Honestly, I always say, "to each his own. Ride what you like", but it is funny to watch the "couchers" try to argue that couches are more fun and that standups are boring because they are SLOW. :rolleyes:
 
vitaly

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staflaraf said:
They are just to plain fat to keep the standup floating, thats what they think a submarine is....

BTW isn'nt there some gayiness in sitting down, its like sit when u take a piss....:cool2:
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You haven't been around here for too long, have you? I believe all Swedes are closet homosexuals.
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Anyway, both threads suck, the one on pwctoday and this one right here on this board. This topic is as old as they get.
Who the f-k cares? Ride what you got.
 
Shonuff

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Sad, sad, sad couchers.

They should spend less time trying to invent standup slurs and more time perfecting their mad 180 skills.:rolleyes:
 
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