ToddW
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- Folsom Lake - CA
Couchers Scare me!!
- Thread starter ToddW
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At the Dunedin Causeway, where I usually go to ride, I usually see at least three or four of the following in a given 4 hour period:
1) Some jagoff driving his couch with no life vest, thinking he is hot sh**
2) I am riding in a straight line, minding my own business, and some a-hole rides right in front of me- within 10 feet-and I know he sees me, since he is friggin' staring at me with a dumb look on his face!
3) An azz clown that drives 70 mph on his supercharged couch parallel to the shore, within 20 feet of the swim area where people exit. He runs back and forth seemingly all day, doing nothing more than seeing how fast he can go.
4) There's a goober out there who wears dive goggles on his couch- yes...dive goggles....when the weather is nice- I call him Scuba Steve...all he does is ride around and spin out his ski- and he yells to himself when he does it. This wouldn't be bad, but he cuts people off, spins close to them, and is a fatality waiting to happen. Someone needs to mow him down in a go-fast.
5) When I try to jump waves the proper way- coming at the wake from the front of it and the boat setting it off, some coucher always jumps in and starts hitting the wake from the back of the boat, totally ruining any potential fun I may have. :261:
6) Drinking booze and couching.
at: idiots.
7) Blasting through the swim/no wake zones at warp speed. Nothing like drawing attention to all of us so marine patrol starts camping out watching us.
Not all couchers are bad....but it's mostly the younger guys who have the supercharged/turbocharged newer Sea Poos and Kawis and Yami's who have attitudes and pull up in their Escalades and ghetto-rimmed trucks/SUV's that are the biggest douchebags. They bring their chicks with them and have the "check this out, babe" attitude. :AR15firing:
1) Some jagoff driving his couch with no life vest, thinking he is hot sh**
2) I am riding in a straight line, minding my own business, and some a-hole rides right in front of me- within 10 feet-and I know he sees me, since he is friggin' staring at me with a dumb look on his face!
3) An azz clown that drives 70 mph on his supercharged couch parallel to the shore, within 20 feet of the swim area where people exit. He runs back and forth seemingly all day, doing nothing more than seeing how fast he can go.
4) There's a goober out there who wears dive goggles on his couch- yes...dive goggles....when the weather is nice- I call him Scuba Steve...all he does is ride around and spin out his ski- and he yells to himself when he does it. This wouldn't be bad, but he cuts people off, spins close to them, and is a fatality waiting to happen. Someone needs to mow him down in a go-fast.
5) When I try to jump waves the proper way- coming at the wake from the front of it and the boat setting it off, some coucher always jumps in and starts hitting the wake from the back of the boat, totally ruining any potential fun I may have. :261:
6) Drinking booze and couching.
at: idiots.7) Blasting through the swim/no wake zones at warp speed. Nothing like drawing attention to all of us so marine patrol starts camping out watching us.
Not all couchers are bad....but it's mostly the younger guys who have the supercharged/turbocharged newer Sea Poos and Kawis and Yami's who have attitudes and pull up in their Escalades and ghetto-rimmed trucks/SUV's that are the biggest douchebags. They bring their chicks with them and have the "check this out, babe" attitude. :AR15firing:
ToddW
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- Folsom Lake - CA
Out here it's all ages! Kids to Grandparents.
I see a lot of ppl going way to fast in the no wake zone too they just get on and floor it!!! I've even seen some people doing donuts near the ramp in the no wake area, now that was funny! Ranger sitting right on the ramp watching.
I see a lot of ppl going way to fast in the no wake zone too they just get on and floor it!!! I've even seen some people doing donuts near the ramp in the no wake area, now that was funny! Ranger sitting right on the ramp watching.
WaveDemon
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- Hell, Florida
you must spend to much time near the causeway.:nono:At the Dunedin Causeway, where I usually go to ride, I usually see at least three or four of the following in a given 4 hour period:
1) Some jagoff driving his couch with no life vest, thinking he is hot sh**
2) I am riding in a straight line, minding my own business, and some a-hole rides right in front of me- within 10 feet-and I know he sees me, since he is friggin' staring at me with a dumb look on his face!
3) An azz clown that drives 70 mph on his supercharged couch parallel to the shore, within 20 feet of the swim area where people exit. He runs back and forth seemingly all day, doing nothing more than seeing how fast he can go.
4) There's a goober out there who wears dive goggles on his couch- yes...dive goggles....when the weather is nice- I call him Scuba Steve...all he does is ride around and spin out his ski- and he yells to himself when he does it. This wouldn't be bad, but he cuts people off, spins close to them, and is a fatality waiting to happen. Someone needs to mow him down in a go-fast.
5) When I try to jump waves the proper way- coming at the wake from the front of it and the boat setting it off, some coucher always jumps in and starts hitting the wake from the back of the boat, totally ruining any potential fun I may have. :261:
6) Drinking booze and couching.
7) Blasting through the swim/no wake zones at warp speed. Nothing like drawing attention to all of us so marine patrol starts camping out watching us.
Not all couchers are bad....but it's mostly the younger guys who have the supercharged/turbocharged newer Sea Poos and Kawis and Yami's who have attitudes and pull up in their Escalades and ghetto-rimmed trucks/SUV's that are the biggest douchebags. They bring their chicks with them and have the "check this out, babe" attitude. :AR15firing:
spazzit
the eternal hunt
- Location
- south jersey
we deal with that bs here too.some are ok others on your azz or cuttin you off...hit em with the nozzle:nutkick: