Smith Lake Roll Call

[Big Kahuna]

I should be there on sunday.

[GIL]

Uh, me, myself, and I, Cheryl, Sherry, and maybe even Yoshimira(my bull/boxer). Camping at the house. Drinkin at the park and then the house after dark!

[YAMA CAT]

I'll be there. I will launch a Speagles and ride to the park. It will be easier since the dogg won't be with me.

[GIL]

Yer gonna b to drunk to know where u r come Sunday
morning-u and me are doin a different type of drag racing
Sat night-we are racing thru alcohal w/ Sherry and Cheryl!!! For once-u might beat me-LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then we might have to race the lawn mowers after we are drunk enough. BTW-Cullman is a dry county-LOL

[Shonuff]

There Sat and Sun.

Do you think they'd mind if I brought the buoys?

[GIL]

Shonuff-this time of year the lake is ghost town-I don't think anyone would say a word-my wifes Ultra will be in the water and u r welcome to use it to set buoys out if you would like.

[Big Kahuna]

Bring the bouys............. need some practice.......... how many you got??
I may can get mine if I can get time to go get them.

[Jr.]

The heck with the bouys................. What about the wake boats??????

[GIL]

2 Tige' wakeboard boats w/fat sacks ---IF--- everything stays on track-which so far is-will have a waiver for people to sign-don't wanna piss anyone off-but at the same time-sheit happens. As far as everything stayin on track-the boat operators work crazy schedules-as long as they don't get called in-we are good.

[Jr.]

2 Tige' wakeboard boats w/fat sacks ---IF--- everything stays on track-which so far is-will have a waiver for people to sign-don't wanna piss anyone off-but at the same time-sheit happens. As far as everything stayin on track-the boat operators work crazy schedules-as long as they don't get called in-we are good.

Super!!!!!
Here is a deal for ya, get those boats there & I'll do my best to make sure you get that "Bust a Backy in 06" :highhorse: :highhorse:

[Big Kahuna]

Super!!!!!
Here is a deal for ya, get those boats there & I'll do my best to make sure you get that "Bust a Backy in 06" :highhorse: :highhorse:

you are going to help Gil............. Oh Boy, his favorite saying is "Back Door Friends are Best!!!!!!!!!!!!....

Run............

[MILF]

you are going to help Gil............. Oh Boy, his favorite saying is "Back Door Friends are Best!!!!!!!!!!!!....

Run............

Good one Harrison....You were smart not to take the time to "duck" first...LOL:haha:

[Big Kahuna]

Good one Harrison....You were smart not to take the time to "duck" first...LOL:haha:
you better be there.

[GIL]

Paul- u don't know how ready I am to bust a backy-I might need to pimp yer ski for a minute-I can get the SXR perfectly flat/upside down-pull like hell on the bars and push like hell w/my feet---and I still land perfectly flat/
upside down/it don't hurt that bad-just pisses me off that I can't get high enuf to finish the rotation. In the surf it is sooooo freakin easy-hang on and let the wave adn the engine do all the work/not that way on flat water tho.

[Jr.]

you are going to help Gil............. Oh Boy, his favorite saying is "Back Door Friends are Best!!!!!!!!!!!!....

Run............

Having meet Gil already, I should have known his meaning for backy, would be differant from mine!........................... Yikes :bigeyes:

[Jr.]

Paul- u don't know how ready I am to bust a backy-I might need to pimp yer ski for a minute-I can get the SXR perfectly flat/upside down-pull like hell on the bars and push like hell w/my feet---and I still land perfectly flat/
upside down/it don't hurt that bad-just pisses me off that I can't get high enuf to finish the rotation. In the surf it is sooooo freakin easy-hang on and let the wave adn the engine do all the work/not that way on flat water tho.

Never tried one on an SXr, But I'll give it a go! :question:

[GIL]

Remeber the gay mexican in the sombraro-that was Harrison-not me!LOL
O-and Brokeback Racing?
Need I go further?

[FLY6584]

The misses and I will be there on Sunday. We are thinking about coming up Saturday night. Not sure yet.

I'm definitely up for running some bouys. I'll have mine there also so we should be good to go.

Are the wakeboard boats going to be there both days or just one?

[MILF]

I'm up for running some buoys!!!!:Banane01:

[FLY6584]

Shonuff, BK, and Kathy what ski do you all like to run bouys on?

[FLY6584]

Do you all need any help with anything or can I bring anything for this weekend? Whats the plan for food? Should we bring cash or gas for the wakeboard boats?

[RadRat]

:sneaky:

[SJBrit]

I'll be there Sunday along with Suzi, a friend from England and the pooch. My leg is still badly bruised and painful from a major wipeout a couple of weeks ago, but what the h#ll? I may have fractured my femur, but I'm sure it'll be OK with a little Tylenol and vet wrap :biggthumpup:

[Shonuff]

Do you all need any help with anything or can I bring anything for this weekend? Whats the plan for food? Should we bring cash or gas for the wakeboard boats?

I'm bringing the l'il Weber Q grill so if you want some dogs you can just throw 'em on and go.

http://www.bedsbbq.co.uk/assets/big/weber%20q%20rolling%20cartlarge.jpg

[Shonuff]

Shonuff, BK, and Kathy what ski do you all like to run bouys on?

The SXR, the SuperJet slides around all willy-nilly in the turns.

[Shonuff]

Bring the bouys............. need some practice.......... how many you got??
I may can get mine if I can get time to go get them.

I'm bringing all nine that I have, five orange, four yellow.

[FLY6584]

The SXR, the SuperJet slides around all willy-nilly in the turns.

So I'm not the only one that sucks on a bouy course when riding a superjet. :biggrin: Stock intake grate and ride plate probably doesn't help either.

I always ride my blaster when I bring out the bouys. I don't know how fast ya'lls SXR's are, but I might be able to hang on my blaster. It's a stock blaster with a b-pipe and a few other goodies on it. We'll see. Maybe you all can show me a few things. :biggthumpup:

I'm bringing all nine that I have, five orange, four yellow.

I've got 5 red and 5 yellow, but they only have 10ft of rope on them cuz I had them set up for the intercoastal back in Florida where its rare to ride in more than 5-6ft.

[Shonuff]

I always ride my blaster when I bring out the bouys. I don't know how fast ya'lls SXR's are, but I might be able to hang on my blaster. It's a stock blaster with a b-pipe and a few other goodies on it. We'll see.

You don't stand a chance. :fingersx:

[FLY6584]

You don't stand a chance. :fingersx:

You're probably right. :sneaky:

It's too bad you guys won't be on blasters.

[SJ GT]

cant go... i tore my MCL in a football game friday

[Big Kahuna]

Bringing the SXR and SJ............ bouys on the SJ............ not anymore!!!!!!!

[Waste Land]

Me, Morgan and Tyler will be arriving Saturday mourning and staying through out sunday.

[Shonuff]

You're probably right. :sneaky:

It's too bad you guys won't be on blasters.

I'll let you use the SX-R and I'll race the SuperJet.

. . . and you still won't have a chance. :woot:

[FLY6584]

I'll let you use the SX-R and I'll race the SuperJet.

. . . and you still won't have a chance. :woot:
Ok I see how it is. In that case I'll just stop being modest then.

Make it a tight enough course with very short straightaways and I'll beat you you on my blaster and you on your SXR:biggrin:

Is your SXR a stock class boat?

[GIL]

Hey FLY-feel free to hop on my SXR and use it-I'll be sure the stk ride plate is in the trailer for you to use-the plate thats usually on it is -3.5"-probaly sux for bouys. Good running limited SXR w/a ton of bottom/mid range. U won't be able to miss my ski-USA flag graphics.

[FLY6584]

Hey FLY-feel free to hop on my SXR and use it-I'll be sure the stk ride plate is in the trailer for you to use-the plate thats usually on it is -3.5"-probaly sux for bouys. Good running limited SXR w/a ton of bottom/mid range. U won't be able to miss my ski-USA flag graphics.

Thats cool. I'd appreciate it. I've only ridden an SXR once, but I'll give it a whirl just maybe not on the bouys.:biggrin:

[GIL]

It's like clubbing baby seals-WAY TOO EASY. The SXR rides itself-you just hang on and keep the brap actuator in the fully squeezed position.

[FLY6584]

It's like clubbing baby seals-WAY TOO EASY. The SXR rides itself-you just hang on and keep the brap actuator in the fully squeezed position.

word.

Anyone up there ride a blaster? Anyone is more than welcome to ride mine.

[GIL]

I rode x-2's and hx's for years-never had the chance to ride a blaster-should be fun-and feel free to run bouys on my sxr.

[YAMA CAT]

I may have fractured my femur, but I'm sure it'll be OK with a little Tylenol and vet wrap :biggthumpup:
"It's nothing but a Flesh Wound" - Black Knight :biggrin: :biggrin: I'm sorry you're injured. If Suzi's friend wants to ride you are more than welcome to pimp my Square. Too I have spare wetsuits

FLY - I'm going to try turning bouys with my SJ so you won't be the Lone Ranger. PS. I have two aftermarket intake grates (nothing special, just maybe better than stock), and JD Plate if you want to give them a try. I will have my Squarenose with me too. I never sent you pictures cause I figured you changed your mind. :smile: No worries I like my little heard of skis:biggrin:

[Waste Land]

"It's nothing but a Flesh Wound" - Black Knight :biggrin: :biggrin: I'm sorry you're injured. If Suzi's friend wants to ride you are more than welcome to pimp my Square. Too I have spare wetsuits

FLY - I'm going to try turning bouys with my SJ so you won't be the Lone Ranger. PS. I have two aftermarket intake grates (nothing special, just maybe better than stock), and JD Plate if you want to give them a try. I will have my Squarenose with me too. I never sent you pictures cause I figured you changed your mind. :smile: No worries I like my little heard of skis:biggrin:
got one morgans size ya think?

[Big Kahuna]

you get the square fixed??

[YAMA CAT]

you get the square fixed??

When Jarrod replaced the Stator, One of us forget to reconnect the return fuel line. reconnected it and ran flawlessly Jarrod rode it in Moundville all day.

Waste,
I sure do. XS Slippery Matrix Black/Silver. I'm saving the Purple Jerry Garcia edition just for you:clown:

[Shonuff]

got one morgans size ya think?

If he doesn't, I should have one for her.

I'll bring it.

[Big Kahuna]

When Jarrod replaced the Stator, One of us forget to reconnect the return fuel line. reconnected it and ran flawlessly Jarrod rode it in Moundville all day.

Waste,
I sure do. XS Slippery Matrix Black/Silver. I'm saving the Purple Jerry Garcia edition just for you:clown:



:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :bad3: :bad3: :bad3: :banghead: :bad3: :banghead:

uh, how you posting?????? thought you could not get online at work?

[Waste Land]

The only thing hurting ym chances of coming is morgans ski. If her bindex doesnt arrive in time we're screwed.


Waste,
I sure do. XS Slippery Matrix Black/Silver. I'm saving the Purple Jerry Garcia edition just for you:clown:

Bring it...i wouldnt dout if she buys it from ya later this year.

[YAMA CAT]

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: Just recieved service @ work:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

And see what I'm doing with my time..... This was probably a bad idea for my employer

[Big Kahuna]

The only thing hurting ym chances of coming is morgans ski. If her bindex doesnt arrive in time we're screwed.



Bring it...i wouldnt dout if she buys it from ya later this year.

I got an old one I can bring, but not coming until sunday.

[YAMA CAT]

The only thing hurting ym chances of coming is morgans ski. If her bindex doesnt arrive in time we're screwed.



Bring it...i wouldnt dout if she buys it from ya later this year.

Waste, I have a spare bendix that I picked up on ebay. If hers doesn't arrive we can work something out:wink:

[jetskiking]

So whats the talk about wetsuits is this lake unusually cold right now? Will a shorty work? thinking about coming over for the ride

[GIL]

weather forecast is 76 on Sat and 81 on Sun-water is still comfortable w/o wetsuit. Shorty would be perfect. Lows of 52 Fri night and 55 Sat night.


DOES EVERYONE WANNA DO A BON-FIRE SAT NIGHT AT PARK OR MY HOUSE??? YALL DECIDE AND LET ME KNOW!

[YAMA CAT]

Hmm... Burn your house down or burn the park down? decisions decisions:biggrin:

[GIL]

Wed evening at 7pm-72 degrees at the park-pleasant to say the least.
If everyone goes to the rear of the park-look for cabins#1 thru #6 and
pavilion#2 there is a dirt trail between the pavilion and the cabins-follow it STRAIGHT to the water-there is approx 1/2 mile of solid shoreline that would
be safe to launch from and not get stuck-talked to the park manager that lives on the premises-asked bout launching from bank-he said 1 st car or truck he has to bring tractor down to pull out of the lake and we will all be asked to leave by the Cullman County Sherrifs Dept!!! PLEASE USE COMMON SENSE IF U LAUNCH FROM BANK!!! The boat patrol is all on the TN river in Decatur-so that should be no issue. There is NO CHARGE to get into the park-
suggestion-we all know the poor bastards work for the county and don't make any money-if everyone were to give them a 5.00 tip w/they come thru the gate-they would probaly help us instead of being a pain in the azz.///Just a thought-use your own judgement.

[FLY6584]

sounds good. if someone's worried about getting stuck I've got a jeep and I'll be more than happy to put anyone's ski's in for em. hell you can use the jeep yourself if you want.

I know I asked this a while ago, but does anyone have an address I can mapquest. preferably an address as close to the launch site as possible. thanks.:biggthumpup:

[Shonuff]

607 First Avenue SW, Cullman, Alabama 35055 256.734.3369

Take I-65 Exit #304, go south on County Road 437 toward Jasper for about 5 miles. Turn right onto County Road 813. Go about 2 miles, turn left on County Road 385 and follow the signs to Smith Lake Park.

http://www.cullmancountyparks.com/smithlake.htm#directions

[FLY6584]

607 First Avenue SW, Cullman, Alabama 35055 256.734.3369

Take I-65 Exit #304, go south on County Road 437 toward Jasper for about 5 miles. Turn right onto County Road 813. Go about 2 miles, turn left on County Road 385 and follow the signs to Smith Lake Park.

http://www.cullmancountyparks.com/smithlake.htm#directions


:biggthumpup: :biggthumpup:

[GIL]

From I-65 North-take exit 304(Cullman/Goodhope) and go right towards Goodhope

From I-65 South-take exit 304(Cullman/Goodhope) and go LEFT towards Goodhope

After approx 4 miles you will see Pure Country-gas station/store and then Valley Grove
gas station/store on your right-

take the next right after the 2nd store(Valley Grove Grocery) and go approx 2 miles-on your left you will see a boat storage place and the only road to your left-GO LEFT

after the top of the hill you will follow the 90 deg turn in road and go bout 100yds-park entrance is on your right. Any probs-feel free to call me-256-339-7338

[Waste Land]

Is anyone coming Saturday night? I'm looking for a site to park on....

[tricky1]

May show up Sunday

[Shonuff]

May show up Sunday

I'll be bothering you with carb problems.

[Shonuff]

Is anyone coming Saturday night? I'm looking for a site to park on....

I'm in cabin three. I certainly don't care if you park there.

[FLY6584]

How much is a cabin and are there any left?

[Shonuff]

How much is a cabin and are there any left?

I think it was $60.50 a night and I don't think they're full . . . I don't think.

[FLY6584]

I think it was $60.50 a night and I don't think they're full . . . I don't think.

They wouldn't happen to have a website with pictures, contact info, etc.?

[Shonuff]

607 First Avenue SW, Cullman, Alabama 35055 256.734.3369

Take I-65 Exit #304, go south on County Road 437 toward Jasper for about 5 miles. Turn right onto County Road 813. Go about 2 miles, turn left on County Road 385 and follow the signs to Smith Lake Park.

http://www.cullmancountyparks.com/smithlake.htm#directions

[GIL]

Shonuff-the address u posted to do a map w/ is to the office in downtown Cullman. Use my directions and u will go straight to the park. It really is as simple as it sounds.
Lookin 4ward to meeting u.

4 any wives/girlfriends that are coming/might be coming-
U WON'T BE THE LONE RANGER-my wife and Sherry will be hangin out at the park all weekend as well-Cheryl likes to kick back and read a book.

FOOD-I will also have a grill goin on the shoreline both days for anyone that wants to slap some dogs or burgers on it.

[FLY6584]

Shonuff-the address u posted to do a map w/ is to the office in downtown Cullman. Use my directions and u will go straight to the park. It really is as simple as it sounds.
Lookin 4ward to meeting u.

4 any wives/girlfriends that are coming/might be coming-
U WON'T BE THE LONE RANGER-my wife and Sherry will be hangin out at the park all weekend as well-Cheryl likes to kick back and read a book.

FOOD-I will also have a grill goin on the shoreline both days for anyone that wants to slap some dogs or burgers on it.

Sounds good. Part of me wishes my girlfriend would just kick back and read a book. I thought it would be great to get her into standups, but now whenever we go riding I'm stuck on the blaster cuz she always wants the superjet. :banghead:

[GIL]

trust me-thats a good problem to have-I might still be moto-x racing if part of it wasn't issues like being gone from the house all the time. Cheryl loves skiing almost as much as me-so ski's are wut I/we do-works out good.

[FLY6584]

trust me-thats a good problem to have-I might still be moto-x racing if part of it wasn't issues like being gone from the house all the time. Cheryl loves skiing almost as much as me-so ski's are wut I/we do-works out good.

It's a great problem to have because the only solution to the problem is to buy another superjet.:woot:

Sorry honey, we can't remodel the bathroom because we have to buy another superjet.:biggthumpup:

[Big Kahuna]

Sounds good. Part of me wishes my girlfriend would just kick back and read a book. I thought it would be great to get her into standups, but now whenever we go riding I'm stuck on the blaster cuz she always wants the superjet. :banghead:

and your complaining.............. jeeezzzzzzzzzzz be thankfull............. it could be the other way around ............. "Your going riding again............when are we going to the crafts show........................."

[YAMA CAT]

Hey I like Craftshows too "Watercraft Shows" :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[Waste Land]

I HEART impact wrenches!!!!

[YAMA CAT]

I HEART impact wrenches!!!!

Does this mean you have Morgans Bendix and the Ski is back together?

[GIL]

Hey Barbara-aint u suppose 2 b workin????????????
LOL-U r gonna get a s bad as me-lets hope not.

[YAMA CAT]

May show up Sunday

Bringing Amber? Any other Demopolites?:biggrin:

[hobbyz]

I'll be there on Sunday... probably dead from working till midnight on Sat... but we'll see.

I'm figuring the name of the park is SMITH LAKE PARK? I'll make it there (hopefully by 10am). And, I'm fairly sure, my Girlfriend will be coming too.

[Big Kahuna]

come on......

[Waste Land]

Does this mean you have Morgans Bendix and the Ski is back together?

I have the bendix out yes....but i screwed up the charging coil on the stator while pulling off flywheel.....errr.....Yeah, I called a little too late for advice...:frown:

So Paul is overnighting me a charging coil today so i can get her up and running....

Learning lessons the hard way, and one at a time:bs2:

[Big Kahuna]

got a perfectly good stator in that same condition.

[YAMA CAT]

I have the bendix out yes....but i screwed up the charging coil on the stator while pulling off flywheel.....errr.....Yeah, I called a little too late for advice...:frown:

So Paul is overnighting me a charging coil today so i can get her up and running....

Learning lessons the hard way, and one at a time:bs2:

I hate that! But it sounds like you have it under control. Good Luck

[Waste Land]

got a perfectly good stator in that same condition.

I'd take it off ya BK but i just ordered a single charging coil from Paul to install

[Big Kahuna]

It is in the same shape as yours. messed the windings up.

[GIL]

WELL-dammit-

I learned this evening that David Cook-the marine police guy that patrols this end of the lake that is not patroling this end of the lake right now---lives at the entrance to Smith Lake Park. I talked w/him the other day and he said---
NO PROBLEM---called him back this evening to make sure he hasn't changed his F!@ing mind-and can u guess??? He now also works as park security and works for Alabama Power who owns the lake(didn't know they could own a lake)-and his instructions from Alabama Power are to issue citations/arrest/and or convict on the premise of felony tresspassing if anyone is caught w/a motorized vehicle on the shoreline below the 'full pool'
line which is 510'. The lake is currently at 487.7'. NOW-w/all that said-HE said
"what I don't see, won't be a problem" then said that vehicles parked along shoreline must remain at 510' mark which is bout 100-150 yards away from the current shoreline. He was adament about us NOT launching from the bank
where we would be parked. He states we need to use boat ramp which is next to the park-by water is about 250-300 yds from boat ramp to where we would be beaching the ski's. Feel free to use myself, Cheryl, and Sherry as ski's niggas or car niggas to help get yer stuff from point a to point b. If anyone brings beach carts-that would be awesome!!! W/beach carts-bank launching would be a breeze and LEGAL. Last topic was he don't care if we do a Saturday night bonfire at the shoreline-so bring lawn chairs and we'll get ripped. I HATED POSTING THIS-BUT BETTER TO TELL U GUYS I F@#@ED NOW-THAN TO LET U GET A TICKET THIS WEEKEND. It figures-I try 900 ways to cover ALL the bases-and 1 person screws it up-If I had known he lives where he does-I'd of suggested Speegles during the day like Barbara and Jarrod have said all along-tho technically-he has juristiction there too.
Now for the long story short-Same rules as Bald Ridge campground at Lanier.

[Shonuff]

Are we getting T-shirts made if you bust a backflip?

[GIL]

HELL YES WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not 2 sound like a 2 year old-but if I bust a backy-I'll probaly then blow a load!LOL
I've tried sooo freakin hard sooo many times-it aint even funny!

[Big Kahuna]

so, is azzwipe gonna be patroling in his skippy boat?

[GIL]

no-the boat is docked in Decatur-but he is off this weekend-or so he says. So he'll prob be down there by truck or foot.

[hobbyz]

but he is off this weekend-or so he says. So he'll prob be down there by truck or foot.


Just like a cop... to 'patrol' when he's off.... they get off on being a buzz kill. :rolleyes:

In spite of that I'm still gonna have a good frikin time! :Banane01:

[GIL]

Cook is hard to read-1 time he is a prick and next time he
is cool as hell-I think he is bi-poler.

Screw it all-IM HAVIN FUN THIS WEEKEND!!!

[Morgasm]

Heck yeah! I can't wait to go tomorrow! I just hope we can get my ski fixed in time. Oh and thanks to Yama Cat for the wet suit!!:biggrin:

[Shonuff]

Since Barb has you covered (pun intended) I'm not bringing the extra shortie for you. :cheer:

[Big Kahuna]

shorties are for sissies!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[GIL]

I might have to ride---FREESTYLE---

no wetsuit

no shorts

LOL

I wouldn't do that to yall

or would I?

Harrison-u still got my purple thong from Lanier???

I crack me up sometimes!!!

[YAMA CAT]

Sorry Gil

[Waste Land]

OMFG! I'm dying hahahaahah-

[FLY6584]

What time is everyone going to arrive at the lake tomorrow? I'm tryin to decide what time I should leave.

Thanks,
Dan

[Big Kahuna]

between 9-10

[YAMA CAT]

Pic's from today!:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

[YAMA CAT]

More pics.

Cheryl (Gil's Better Half) took the the picture.

Attendees today

SHONUFF and his Girls (Wife and Daughter) He is the happy guy riding the Couch
Gil and Cheryl
Ratti and Autumn
Jesse and Morgan
Tyler
Sherry
Me

Beach Carts are a plus and it is a little muddy at shore.

[SJBrit]

We're planning on being there around 10:30. We're bringing the boat too.

[Big Kahuna]

who all from today will be there tomorrow??

[Big Kahuna]

bringing a tote with me.

[FLY6584]

We're going to try and make it by 10:30.

It will be me and the misses and another member (hoobyz) and his girlfriend.

Did anyone set up bouys today? I want to get some good racing in tomorrow.

[Shonuff]

At home finally and BOY am I sore.

Landed the SXR wrong, fell on my PADDED rail, and tried to tear my left cheek off.

[tricky1]

Now that's shonuff an ugly sight.:frown:

[jetskiking]

At home finally and BOY am I sore.

Landed the SXR wrong, fell on my PADDED rail, and tried to tear my right cheek off.Thats an injury I didnt want pics of:frown:

[Big Kahuna]

you should see him in person!!!!!!!!!!!!!! looks like he and Gildo have alot in common!!!!!!!!

[TheOrangeSJ]

wow man i just thought u were being a big PUSS that does look like it hurts.
i had a good time hanging out with all of u maybe we can do it again soon.

[Shonuff]

wow man i just thought u were being a big PUSS that does look like it hurts.
i had a good time hanging out with all of u maybe we can do it again soon.

Thanks for coming, T.

[FLY6584]

Had a great time today.:woot: :woot: :woot:

Sorry to hear about your ass Shonuff. I really just thought you were being a p*ssy also. Maybe you should stick to blasters from now on, wait you have to first get up on one. No really I can't thank you enough for helping me out with that battery. You saved the day for me. :biggthumpup: It turns out I also have your jumper cables.:banghead: I'm going to go to the post office early this week and look into sending that stuff back to you. I feel really bad keeping that battery and I've got to get the jumper cables back to you anyways.

Thanks to Gil for throwing this together and thanks to everyone for letting me ride their ski's and making me realize how much I need footholds and a bpipe ASAP.

Anyways I can't wait to do some more riding with you guys. We need to keep a close eye on the gulf surf and possibly make a trip down there if we end up getting some surf.:biggrin:

[YAMA CAT]

SHONUFF :eek5: You might want to seek a proffesional's opinon about that instead of us.:biggrin: Heal quickly and NO we do not want to see recovery pictures:bigeyes: PS. Sean and Sophia are much cooler than you.

It was nice see familiar faces and some new ones too. Thank you for everyones help I couldn't have toted all that myself. Gil and Adrian thank you for the boats. I had alot fun:cheer:

[autumn]

shonuff:

ouch...no wonder i didn't see you at all the second day!!! it was nice to meet you though!!

p.s. i don't think your car likes me, every turn i made it yelled at me: "wrong way...recalculating.....wrong way....recalculating"

[YAMA CAT]

The second best part of this weekend.... We had almost as girl riders as guys.:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

[Big Kahuna]

is anybody else sunburned??????????????????/

[YAMA CAT]

is anybody else sunburned??????????????????/ Whats up PINKY? No but I am stiff and have enough brusies to resemble one of Gil's Dalmatians.

[Big Kahuna]

Lol

[FLY6584]

is anybody else sunburned??????????????????/

+1

[Waste Land]

+1

Werd

[SJBrit]

is anybody else sunburned??????????????????/

Yup - kinda toasty around the shoulders and neck! Yesterday was a great day - good to meet some new people and catch up with the regulars. I'm so glad we brought the boat - seems like everyone had fun on the wake. Regina and Kelsey were so cute sitting on the back - they had the biggest grins on their faces the whole time we were all trying to damage ourselves :biggrin:

I'm a little stiff today, and my sinuses are definitely full of Smith Lake water, but no injuries to speak of - a breakthrough weekend for me :woot:

[Morgasm]

Yep...it was a lot of fun to hang out with everyone again since I'm just now getting into it. Saturday was the awesome!!:biggthumpup:
Thanks for all the help Adrienne and Ratti!!

[FLY6584]

I'm a little stiff today, and my sinuses are definitely full of Smith Lake water

Dude, I hear that.

[GIL]

Mike-I'm sorry for the extremely hard pelvis thrusting Saturday night-I did not mean to bruise you.
peace out
the Gilinator

[YAMA CAT]

Gil, I highly doubt that you could do that much damage:bs2: :bs2: :bs2: :bs2: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
But still your fascination with other mens backsides worries me (1st it was BK and now it's Shonuff). See all this time I thought Bust a Backy 2006 meant Back Flip now I know the true meaning.

[keefer]

Uh Oh, I think the fecal matter is about to hit the rotary oscillator:haha: Sounds like somebodys had a little too much fun.

[Waste Land]

wheres the damn pics....of riding........thats ********e dup i have to clarify

[autumn]

wheres the damn pics....of riding........thats ********e dup i have to clarify

jess:) i have some pics of you this weekend, riding and more! i dunno how to post em though...i'll have ratti do it and start a thread for you, k? nice riding this weekend!!! nice gf too:)

[GIL]

Barbara-you would b amazed at what u can do w/u throw it to em sideways!!!

[Waste Land]

nice riding this weekend!!!

:arms:
nice gf too:)

:arms: :arms:

[STEELDOGG]

Barbara-you would b amazed at what u can do w/u throw it to em sideways!!!

Gill, you're just a BRUTE. Someone should have warned Sho about Gill "Bulldog" Williams.

[keefer]

I thought that Broke Back racing had been disbanded. Maybe it is now Brute Back racing??:biggrin:

[GIL]

Anyone that has met Shonuff-already knows he is shonuff
irresistable.

[Shonuff]

Irresistible and in pain.

Crash plus 24 hours.

[YAMA CAT]

Shonuff you are on your own. You keep showing your ass, someone (like Gil) will take you up on your offer. Shawn is one twisted lady cause she's not only taken that pic once but twice.....hmm... Unless she is pimping you for profit.:biggrin:

[keefer]

I'm thinking of Deuce Bigelow and the waxing scene. :clown: :moon: :puke:

[Shonuff]

plus 48

[FLY6584]

damn, that sucks man. can you even sit down?

[Shonuff]

damn, that sucks man. can you even sit down?

No. Once I do though, it's hell getting back up.

[Shonuff]

Well, the continued pain in the behind (literaly) FINALLY made me go to the doctor today and the folks at Baptist Minor Medical center in Cordova sent me to Baptist Rehab Center for X-Rays.

I fratured my sacrum, the large bone making up the posterior wall of the pelvis.

I go for more imaging tomorrow. :banghead:

-Shonuff:woot:

[Moondance]

Hey Kahuna....does this mean Shonuff can be a member of the "Broke Ass" racing team:haha: :Banane01: :cheer:

[YAMA CAT]

Sorry Mike, Ouch........ Just hope they don't suggest a body cast!

[Shonuff]

:bs2:

Big Big thanks again to Barbara, Gil, and Dan for helping me tote that SX-R up the bank and get it on the trailer.

And thanks to my wife, Shawn, who watched me drag my broken body to shore only to say "hey, since you're done, watch Sophie, I'm going back out riding."

:frown:

[FLY6584]

:bs2:

Big Big thanks again to Barbara, Gil, and Dan for helping me tote that SX-R up the bank and get it on the trailer.

And thanks to my wife, Shawn, who watched me drag my broken body to shore only to say "hey, since you're done, watch Sophie, I'm going back out riding."

:frown:

:Banane26:

[Big Kahuna]

Hey Kahuna....does this mean Shonuff can be a member of the "Broke Ass" racing team:haha: :Banane01: :cheer:

You bet your sweet unbroken Ass Becky he can......... We provide zero monetary support, only requirement is Mike has to give us his credit card number for our use.........
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

[YAMA CAT]

:bs2:

And thanks to my wife, Shawn, who watched me drag my broken body to shore only to say "hey, since you're done, watch Sophie, I'm going back out riding."

:frown:

Sounds like something I would do!...... Your Wife is such a Trooper! :cheer: :cheer:

Heal Quickly Baboon Butt

[Shonuff]

Good news, I was able to crap on my own for the first time last night.

The swelling from the fracture blocked the nerves to my lower bowel and halted peristalsis.

Milk of Magnesia IS NOT A TOY! :bigeyes:

My ass hurts. :woot:

[Shonuff]

Well hello again.

[Big Kahuna]

talking to yourself again Mike?

[GIL]

Well hello again.

WOW-the search tab actually works!!! Talk about a thread revival !!!

[Big Kahuna]

Gil, lose that avatar pic............... please.

[GIL]

Gil, lose that avatar pic............... please.


LOL, I think that had to hurt nearly as bad as your ankle at P cola.

[Big Kahuna]

hmmmmmmmm, ok, if you say so!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WFO Speedracer]

Necromongers