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FlightPlanDan
04-27-2009, 07:54 PM
His tricks are like mine.....get on the ski, drink a beer.....complain about the waves, drink a beer......someday I'm gonna do a backflip, drink a beer...man I need a pipe, drink a beer....I need a Rickter.....drink a keg.

I was told to put my face on the gas cap to pull off a barrel roll
Wolf Child
04-27-2009, 08:06 PM
you know Slutty is freaking out right now wanting to come over and party with the monkey
FlightPlanDan
04-27-2009, 08:23 PM
you know Slutty is freaking out right now wanting to come over and party with the monkey
He's welcome....as long as he won't sue if bitten!
Wolf Child
04-27-2009, 08:31 PM
I bet he has to fight the monkey
FlightPlanDan
04-27-2009, 08:33 PM
I bet he has to fight the monkey
spank the monkey!
Wolf Child
04-27-2009, 08:37 PM
spank the monkey!

he's probably doing that now. I know he doesn't answer his phone.
Wolf Child
04-27-2009, 08:38 PM
http://www.mtvmusic.com/gabriel_peter/videos/75843/shock_the_monkey.jhtml
Wolf Child
04-27-2009, 08:42 PM
and the coal chamber/Ozzy version.


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmzrg_coal-chamber-shock-the-monkey_events
FlightPlanDan
04-27-2009, 08:48 PM
and the coal chamber/Ozzy version.

Dailymotion - Coal Chamber _ Shock the Monkey - a Evenements [email]video (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmzrg_coal-chamber-shock-the-monkey_events)
To "spank the monkey" can be considered a "good" thing.....provided your mom's not watching..... but to "shock"?.......DON'T TAZE ME DUDE! DON'T TAZE ME DUDE!
Wolf Child
04-27-2009, 08:52 PM
unless you're into that sort of thing.
FlightPlanDan
04-27-2009, 09:01 PM
unless you're into that sort of thing.
Ouch.... water is softer than dirt.... but man, it conducts electricity!
Wolf Child
04-27-2009, 09:05 PM
Ouch.... water is softer than dirt.... but man, it conducts electricity!


reminds me....who was it that had the exposed bilge wires and zapped the :-):-):-):-) out of them self recently?



I think it was someone that was riding in 'Tona from Orlando. I laughed my ass off.
FlightPlanDan
04-27-2009, 09:21 PM
unless you're into that sort of thing.
Sorry, It was "DON"T TAZE ME "BRO"""""
Wolf Child
04-27-2009, 09:25 PM
Sorry, It was "DON"T TAZE ME "BRO"""""

I knew that, but figured you get a pass since you already had to fight the monkey and all. :chairfall:
FlightPlanDan
04-27-2009, 10:02 PM
Doggin' on some crabs with the ole' man...
FlightPlanDan
04-27-2009, 10:06 PM
more..
FlightPlanDan
04-27-2009, 10:10 PM
Classic "SNUFFLING" for slutty......
FlightPlanDan
04-27-2009, 10:49 PM
reminds me....who was it that had the exposed bilge wires and zapped the :-):-):-):-) out of them self recently?



I think it was someone that was riding in 'Tona from Orlando. I laughed my ass off.
It was me on multiple occasions...... stand in the water and mess with/tighten, your positive connection, and it feels a little funny.....right through the ratchet or screwdriver...you become a path to ground!
WaHoo_1
04-27-2009, 11:38 PM
hilarious Dan- thx for sharing!

PS: I wouldn't trust Nick alone with the monkey, but that's just me. :Thinkingof_:
FlightPlanDan
04-28-2009, 12:06 AM
hilarious Dan- thx for sharing!

PS: I wouldn't trust Nick alone with the monkey, but that's just me. :Thinkingof_:
I would'nt trust the monkey alone with Nick! We've had people offer to "monkeysit" while we were out or away.....they thought they were ready, they thought they had the "GOODS". The Phone was ringing within minutes.
Few people realize that it takes a special kind of idiot to own a monkey!
Adam
04-30-2009, 06:27 PM
You just fullfilled pretty much every guys dream! You need to teach it to drive something!

Those pics are awsome :fing02: