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SuziQ
10-08-2008, 11:27 PM
master*BS*blaster (new aka):

I brow raised at your pm I’ll have you know (lol)…haven’t read it on purpose! I’ve started this thread…just for you Boss! I intend to hold the video the Junkies want for ransom, and I want a specific video made by the Junkies for me…by Halloween’s Eve! I’m going to get what I want too, or Junkies can’t have what they want, lol…and I promise you I’m gonna get what I want, cuz I don’t think the rest will mind one lil i-oh-TAH!!!

Early Christmas present to the rest of the Junkies! It’s payback time!!! I’ve already plotted it all out in my lil twisted mind! I even have a way for Gramps to get in on it (and we know he will relish that thought due to how much you’ve tortured him over the years…especially hopped up and bored to tears no doubt bless his heart)!

Torr, you can’t hide unless you’re just gonna quit skiing with the rest of the Junkies forever (recall there are 2.5 down here now too…and all I need is a minimum of two)! Surely you didn’t forget I’m half Junkie as of last Wavedaze in front of witnesses (while still holding respect for the SFSS’s)??? You’re goin down buddy…be very VERY quiet…I’m huntin WabbitTail!

<a Cleveland Ghetto hip movin’ three finger snap snap snap toYOU, Boss…and “then some”…LOL…if I had WJ emoticons on the X that is!!!>

Scared yet? LOL…good (cuz this is perfect fun for everyone but you…just like you did to me…doesn’t matter if it wasn’t intentional…tis coming like a freight train anyway)! Btw, I’ve already initiated this with one already, and he’s down with it while wearing a BIG ole “Cheshire” grin! I wouldn’t be surprised if the entire gang wants in on this one! You best just sell your skis…cheap…before this weekend…or plan on pre-dawn patrols!

Totin’ SQ

PS. I know you’re online late a lot…use to be before Evan was born anyhow…hope you have pleasant dreams (every other two hours, lol)!

wavegoddess
10-08-2008, 11:41 PM
:swordfight:

vitaly
10-09-2008, 12:08 AM
...
http://www.legaljuice.com/Duel%20cats.jpg

Air Gramps
10-09-2008, 08:51 AM
Hey, if it gets me one up on Torr. I'm Game

Mrs Cattledog
10-09-2008, 09:09 AM
You go girl.....................:cheer:

SuziQ
10-09-2008, 11:54 AM
Roger can Wabbit all that with a firm twist on his lil carrot!

Judge Doom says he’s yet to hear a "P-b-b-b-b-bleeeease!"
Can you guys believe that lil SandWabbit quietly bunny-leaped off the X late last night, evidently to retreat to what he thinks is his safe sand-hole (WJ site)!
Yeah, I saw you hopping around in here after delivery of the ransom note! I got your lil fuzzy white tail in my sites now Wabbit!!!

YouTube - A Judge Doom Tribute (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MO2VZjOnr4)

beachjunkey
10-09-2008, 03:54 PM
Yet another suzi post all I can do is laugh at cuz I don't know what the fluck you are talking about :439:

SurferSmurf
10-09-2008, 04:23 PM
well that makes 2 of us. WTF???????????

Conquistador
10-09-2008, 05:04 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i224/capitanBS/mj_popcorn.gif

WFO Speedracer
10-09-2008, 05:11 PM
Is Suzi talking in code or is it just me? I don't understand a damn thing she says either,man would that be a fun date lol!

crammit442
10-09-2008, 05:15 PM
Is Suzi talking in code or is it just me? I don't understand a damn thing she says either,man would that be a fun date lol!

I think she's trying to say something about a hurricane coming.............:biggrin:

WFO Speedracer
10-09-2008, 05:21 PM
I think she's trying to say something about a hurricane coming.............:biggrin:

Fo shizzle my nizzile fo rizzle to fizzle!

djkorn1
10-09-2008, 05:44 PM
http://www.x-h2o.com/photoplog/images/70/1_bunny-pancake.jpg

Kennay
10-09-2008, 05:54 PM
I think she's trying to say something about a hurricane coming.............:biggrin:

:laugh2:

WB1994
10-09-2008, 06:18 PM
I have no clue iether but I'm hopin she posts another B&W picture of a freashly fondled girl.

WFO Speedracer
10-09-2008, 06:22 PM
Aparrantly she doesn't talk like this in real life,I mean some of you met her and talked to her right?

SurferSmurf
10-09-2008, 06:30 PM
she seemed so normal.... until now. clue us in before this thread is 300 posts long and we have to sort through it all.

WFO Speedracer
10-09-2008, 06:35 PM
she seemed so normal.... until now. clue us in before this thread is 300 posts long and we have to sort through it all.

maybe she was drunk posting?:friday:

crab
10-09-2008, 07:02 PM
maybe she was drunk posting?:friday:
Nope, try again.

WFO Speedracer
10-09-2008, 07:12 PM
I just usually picket threads I don't understand its nothing personal.

:439::rippedhand::lame::repost::You_Rock_Emoticon: :feedback::why::werd::sucks::hititbanana::welcome: :joke::damnit::stupid::hmmm::offtopic::tool::bling ::hijacked::cussing::birthday::261::bow28::bsflag: :barrel::1zhelp:

Speleopower
10-09-2008, 07:13 PM
wtf

Conquistador
10-09-2008, 07:34 PM
oh, what the hell...

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i224/capitanBS/1197448469806_b307379cf88e3f9d0107a.gif

Rahl
10-09-2008, 09:42 PM
ive been sayin it for years "Women are the devil"

wavegoddess
10-09-2008, 10:08 PM
Let me help you guys out with this....basically what she is trying to say: Torr, you better watch out, it's payback time for giving her some effed up information before getting on a flight home. :chairshot::shrug:

SJBrit
10-09-2008, 10:13 PM
Aparrantly she doesn't talk like this in real life,I mean some of you met her and talked to her right?

LOL! Suzi is great - she's like a hot chick, only smaller :cool:

Kennay
10-09-2008, 10:24 PM
One word comes to mind:

Certifiable :biggrin:

wavegoddess
10-09-2008, 10:33 PM
LOL! Suzi is great - she's like a hot chick, only smaller :cool:

x2, I love that girl!! Her post are great, you better watch out Master BS. :newangel:

SurferSmurf
10-09-2008, 10:43 PM
thank you wavegoddess for clarifying (at least a little bit). but now im drunk trying to figure out this BS. what the he ll. suzie, stop this nonsense for the sake of all of us. its driving me nuts. oh where are some pics girl??????????...

SuziQ
10-10-2008, 11:46 AM
:haha: :Banane13:

:shhh:...I'm wabbit huntin! :purr:

(but maybe this letter to Lt. Mac will assist you guys):

October 7, 2008



Lt. J.W. McCollum
Norfolk Airport Authority
Norfolk International Airport
2200 Norview Avenue
Norfolk, VA 23518-5807

Dear Lieutenant Mac:

I wished to thank you sincerely for your assistance at the Norfolk airport; you were more than informative and understanding. Your kindness via an education on firearms transport was most enlightening. I’m even more thankful you did not publicly hand-cuff me, have me cavity searched, fined $10,000.00 and/or hauled off to jail. I do have to admit I am rather amused (now) over the trouble my former maids caused, via switching my many black suitcases around without my prior knowledge or consent. Although I have dismissed said non-English speaking maids (yes they were legal), they shall be dealt with accordingly. Additionally, I am taking great pleasure in terrorizing “my friend” whom told me it was alright to transport a bazooka back to my residence without declaring it, provided it was not in my carry-on luggage (and I probably shall continue to do so for the rest of my precious little life, since my usually highly, intelligent “friend” left out all the important details he was not aware of whence making his statement)!

Please find enclosed the proper locking Glock transport box. I hope you find a good use for my bullets and nail some real criminal in the foot with them one day, who might try to harm you or others (best have big feet, eh)! I shall take the question regarding being an actress as a compliment, and I might even forward you a picture of me posed with my hat and gun, simply for some retarded fun at the precinct (the vintage boutique owner where most of the hats were from was rather amused indeed)! Furthermore, I hope you are enjoying your vacation Sir, and find all suitably returned upon your next shift (my apologies for the delay).

Do you realize I was sitting out front forever watching all those police cars pull up, and thinking something really badly most be going on inside? Also funny now, is how nervous and rattled all the Southwest and TSA employees were…they didn’t know what to think, did they? Very glad you were there Sir! I heard via my friends that you had everyone physically scanning the airport for an hour in search of me…I was incognito and didn’t even realize it (they don’t claim to know me anyhow, imagine THAT)!

Sincerely,



“Gun Toting Lil SuziQ” – (the Innocent Dimwit whom listens to “friends”)

***

and Torr :phone:

Here's a pic of the PROPER means of transport (ignore Hilti Kitty, it's the box below her with the BIG HUGE LOCK ON IT!)

wavegoddess
10-10-2008, 11:53 AM
:lmao::lmao::lmao:

wavegoddess
10-10-2008, 11:55 AM
LOVE the new avatar pic, very fitting!

WFO Speedracer
10-10-2008, 12:17 PM
The new avatar is HOTT! Its a smokin gun!

SurferSmurf
10-10-2008, 12:46 PM
so to make a long story short you tried to take a gun on a plane???
:spank: :pokey:

WFO Speedracer
10-10-2008, 12:59 PM
Yes apparently she is taking that literature 101 class (how to turn a short story into a novel in three easy lessons)

Mrs Cattledog
10-10-2008, 01:16 PM
Yes apparently she is taking that literature 101 class (how to turn a short story into a novel in three easy lessons)
Thats funny S H I T right there........hahahahahaha, love her posts....:Banane09: Heres the funny thing about that, is she already came from Florida with it and some other unmentionable that she had forgotten were there! ANYWAYS.....Suzie (nips *wink*) you are the best! Freakin love your stories:bananapowerslide:

WFO Speedracer
10-10-2008, 01:20 PM
Thats funny S H I T right there........hahahahahaha, love her posts....:Banane09: Heres the funny thing about that, is she already came from Florida with it and some other unmentionable that she had forgotten were there! ANYWAYS.....Suzie (nips *wink*) you are the best! Freakin love your stories:bananapowerslide:

Well at least we all know what Suzis packing under that skirt don't we?
She ain't the bitch to mess with ! lmfao!:rocketwhore:

Rahl
10-10-2008, 02:17 PM
lmao thats great

MADMAT
10-10-2008, 02:17 PM
That is super hooottt no doubt.:AR15firing:

beachjunkey
10-10-2008, 04:25 PM
Nice avatar and great letter. Jena's pops was working that day too. He says he was the one called to take pics of the firearm. I woulda called him first that day if torrminator hadn't already given you the low down, oops! Didn't torr tell you to declare it though?? :stups:

firemedicmonkey
10-10-2008, 06:23 PM
wtf... I was so confussed like I am always when Suzi posts...
1) She is hot and the gun takes it up 10 notches...
2) The TSA website would have clued you into the proper procedure.
3) Do you really have maids? That's hot too!

Anyways thanks for the clarification and as always after translation suzi's stories are freaking a riot

Speleopower
10-10-2008, 07:50 PM
I was just sitting with Nick at the airport bar when they started asking for Suzanne blahblahblah. I only know her as Suzi last name Q.
The cops came and asked everyone at the bar if they knew her. We were like :confused: and I was on my second beer so I wasn't worried about it. Quite funny now but it could have ended badly. If it was me, for example, I would probably have been hand cuffed, but a hot chick with a gun, well....the cop even gave her a lock box to use. I'm glad it worked out.

Scott

SuziQ
10-10-2008, 09:10 PM
Nice avatar and great letter. Jena's pops was working that day too. He says he was the one called to take pics of the firearm. I woulda called him first that day if torrminator hadn't already given you the low down, oops! Didn't torr tell you to declare it though?? :stups:

Mark:

Did Roger Wabbit Master:bsflag:blaster Torr do what???? Pshhhhh…of course NOT!!! Don’t you think I would have declared it then? I was practically arguing with him saying surely it must need to be declared, or sumthin! “Oh no, you can carry a baZOOka…they don’t care, as long as it isn’t in your carry-on!!!!”

I read his lil pm late last night, and MasterBSblaster worded it to indeed try and side-step his major faux pas (the nerve, lol)… to act as if he had suggested such a logical thing! I believed him up there (via a few mimosas), only because I hadn’t been apprehended in Orlando or Norfolk on the way up, not to mention he has usually been correct on any other thing I have ever inquired about…not this time though, OBVIOUSLY!!! On an unfortunate serious note (since I despise serious matters these days), it’s actually frightening to have managed the gun through security on the first go round indeed…and it was in the outside zippered compartment for my easy access if I ever needed it (at home) to boot!!! No doubt some heads should roll for it all in Orlando, and I won’t be keeping it in a suitcase any longer…count on it!

I haven’t chatted in any manner with the BS*Bunny other than open forum on the X (one-sided wisely on his part, lol…told you he was highly intelligent); and after reading that pm, I’m no longer aiming for his lil white fuzzy tail (I can group ‘em tight as any military personnel…from a sweet distance too…promise you that Wabbit, LOL)!

I WANT that video made by Halloween’s Eve Junkies (the rest of you Junkies will be clued in soon…can’t risk any double agent action right now, lol, but I assure you’ll want in…consider it paybacks for anything he has ever pulled on you as well…it’s a true Junkie Gang Bang of sorts!!! Gramps gets the honor of posting the video and adding any degrading/demeaning/humiliating comments he wishes, and THAT will be priceless)!!!! Have your video camera’s on you at every possible gathering, LOL (and your cells)!

***

Firemedicmonkey…I have a lot more than NEW (lol) maids and that’s the problem…takes quite a bit to keep an army going or they run amuck…it sucs in reality, promise! A dirty grass hut in the islands is sounding pretty darn good right now (provided it’s better than a tent on a beach which I recently experienced)! Why do you think I get on the X in retard mode…its cheap/fast therapy, lol…so SUFFER ALL OF YOU! Can anyone say “mid-life crisis”…and not pi$$ me off, lol (its got a BIG kick)?

Madam Catz, HA! Good thing I had removed the batteries from all those “other” things long ago, eh? I wonder if Jena’s daddy took pics of those too (oh my gosh, girlfriend’s getting an email shortly; I had no idea her daddy worked there)! That was my “goodie” bag, and had tons of all kinds of unmentionables in it D@MN’T...HOW humiliating TORR! My luggage and EVERYTHING in it was beyond torn up (no doubts they didn’t miss a thing)!!!!

The only fun I’ve managed out of it all so far (besides terrorizing Torr) was posing for the avatar pics over at my demented friend’s house last night (and mailing pics off to Lt. Mac, aka-autographed, LOL)! To whomever posted up they wanted black/white pics of girls…, well I can’t post those on here, without unwanted grief! Thanks for the compliments though, very kind and much appreciated by this old lady (especially with the MASSIVE birthday I’m celebrating in San Diego next week)!

“Totin SQ”

PS. Yes I’m allowed to carry my “piece” without a concealed weapons permit (gray area of the law still) unlike most people, but for the record…I don’t usually…it was a TOTALLY asinine accident (so don’t be frightened, lol)! Long day and I’m typed out (believe it or not), so you have to go read someone else’s retarded posts (LOL).

WoodzieSmurf, I’ll try to play with some pics later on (but know I wanna be a Smurf too…RetardedSmurf, lol, I’ll dye my hair red), but here’s a “carrot dangler” to the Junkies for the ransom demands! I loved everyone’s posts btw…have been TOTALLY cracking up with any few chances I’ve had to sign onto the X (and laughter’s always necessary for me these days…promise)!

Scott Kalisch
10-10-2008, 10:52 PM
Ya'll are nuts!

I needed a good laugh today.

crab
10-10-2008, 11:03 PM
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SurferSmurf
10-11-2008, 02:21 AM
wow thats the smurf in the woods pic.... i thought that you where speaking in some sort of strange code about other pics you may have stashed away. :439::trink26:

SuziQ
10-11-2008, 03:55 AM
I was just sitting with Nick at the airport bar when they started asking for Suzanne blahblahblah. I only know her as Suzi last name Q.
The cops came and asked everyone at the bar if they knew her. We were like :confused: and I was on my second beer so I wasn't worried about it. Quite funny now but it could have ended badly. If it was me, for example, I would probably have been hand cuffed, but a hot chick with a gun, well....the cop even gave her a lock box to use. I'm glad it worked out.

Scott

Scott, I awoke to an epiphany! I seriously doubt those officers came scanning where you guys were by accident, and I wouldn’t be surprised if your reactions to the paging were being monitored closely via overhead surveillance (after I failed to respond…an hour)! Surely they reviewed surveillance tapes of the kiosk I used when they noticed I never went through security, and saw you guys with me. Recall you and Nick both kindly rolled my bags over to the TSA Employees from the ticket counter and handed them over; meanwhile, I appeared to have vanished into thin air directly afterwards? I’m hard to see in a crowd, and we all split up then for me to make phone calls outside (plus I bounced around inside a bit in between my calls). I personally would have made the connection to both of you quickly if in their shoes…it’s all Torr’s fault, LOL! Little doubt your bags were discreetly pulled and checked thoroughly as well (probably everyone with boarding passes for the entire plane).

Btw to anyone who doesn’t know…Torr (Masterblaster), he's is a true gent, but it doesn’t mean he won’t receive payback! :naughty:

Thx Crab but it was still severely idiotic.
Smurf, I DO indeed enjoy plays on words and the likes...keeps life from getting dull.

Speleopower
10-11-2008, 11:17 AM
If they were monitoring us they didn't let on. The security came to the restaurant/bar and asked if anyone knew Suzanne. Nope our bags weren't searched other than at security via x-ray.

I'm probably the only one who's got Smurfs in my garden. :woot:

-Scott

WB1994
10-11-2008, 11:23 AM
The only fun I’ve managed out of it all so far (besides terrorizing Torr) was posing for the avatar pics over at my demented friend’s house last night (and mailing pics off to Lt. Mac, aka-autographed, LOL)! To whomever posted up they wanted black/white pics of girls…, well I can’t post those on here, without unwanted grief! Thanks for the compliments though, very kind and much appreciated by this old lady (especially with the MASSIVE birthday I’m celebrating in San Diego next week)!



Roll playing B&W pics , now we're talkin' :naughty:

masterblaster
10-11-2008, 01:57 PM
:mischievous: Gotcha.....................nah JJ. I just saw this thread for the first time.Sorry but we had taken guns out west on flights hunting and didnt have any problems,they were in cases but I dont think all were locked. For checked baggage I dont really see why it would matter or not.The bit about the cop saying you could be a actor is priceless. carry on obviously wouldnt be allowed but checked?
You said it was takin out of your baggage on the trip out of orlando and the clip and bullets were removed,why would the same not hold true for the way back?Might have been a good idea to just ask at check in eh?

SuziQ
10-11-2008, 02:26 PM
:mischievous: Gotcha.....................nah JJ. I just saw this thread for the first time.Sorry but we had taken guns out west on flights hunting and didnt have any problems,they were in cases but I dont think all were locked. For checked baggage I dont really see why it would matter or not.The bit about the cop saying you could be a actor is priceless. carry on obviously wouldnt be allowed but checked?
You said it was takin out of your baggage on the trip out of orlando and the clip and bullets were removed,why would the same not hold true for the way back?Might have been a good idea to just ask at check in eh?


I've been waitin for you Wabbit! :shooter3: You bow out on skiing today for it all?? LOL!

Who knows! Probably heightened security due to the level orange that's always in place these days. I simply can't believe it got past Orlando of all places, being an international tourist capital and all.

The actress part, lol, I know! I asked Lt. Mac if he was asking me that because of all the hats I brought up for everyone to protect us from the hat molester (Erok, lol), or if it was my camera gear, or simply my charismatic personality!

Junkies are still taking you out Boss! :skull2:

masterblaster
10-11-2008, 10:54 PM
if they took all the bullets and clip out at Orlando it didnt get past them they just put it back and let it go through,like you would think they would for checked baggage?

SuziQ
10-12-2008, 03:09 AM
No No No...you still don't get it!!! They (Orlando) MISSED it entirely!!! :shocked:

I of course had my magazine out of my gun as always, but the bullets were def in it!!!

I arrived about an hour before the flight took off, and did a curbside check-in. They should have been scanning the airport for me in ORLANDO! Not Norfolk catching it all via my return trip!

masterblaster
10-12-2008, 12:08 PM
I thought you said,that the clip and all the bullets were removed from the gun and put back in the suitcase in orlando,and you were surprised they didnt find some other things as well?lol

SurferSmurf
10-12-2008, 05:08 PM
couldn't bee to big she's kinda small. :wave:

SuziQ
10-13-2008, 07:45 AM
Ok WoodzieSmurf, I guess I’m stuck with being SmallSmurf instead of RetardedSmurf! Dang, I really wanted to be retarded, it’s so much fun!!! (I just noticed what the TallSmurf’s shirt said, LOL…watch out MasterBSsmurf)!

Ok Torr…last time here:

(FL Departure)
Firearm accidentally in outside zippered compartment of suitcase (due to stupid maids),
Magazine had bullets in it, but I keep magazine out of gun always (semi-automatic),
Checked bags at curbside…NO ISSUES!!!
Forget the d@mned unmentionables!!!!

(VA Departure)
Gun on inside of suitcase,
Magazine still out,
Checked bags at ticket counter (w/o declaring firearm since YOU :spank:said I didn’t have to) and then I “vanished”
Chaos ensued :reporter::drillsergeant:while you were still enjoying your lil bunny tail at beach!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Officer Mac kindly loaned me his personal Glock box, and confiscated my bullets!!!!
While he went to his car to retrieve lockbox, I “vanished” again to his amazement while he had left mega staff surrounding me (not police officers then, LOLOL…(outside to smoke another cig in a more nervous frenzie that time, as opposed to my earlier "vanishing" trick while trying to track down my lost credit card)!!!


…SEE, IT PAYS TO BE TINY!!! (:newangel: and :purr:)

PS. after that major faux pas statement you made AND after all this detailed posting, I'm beginning to think you must have lost your sharp mind since Evan was born!

SuziQ
10-13-2008, 08:41 AM
AND DPS. Just so ya know ALL things…

I was what is known as “black-listed” (and THAT’S a total witch to deal with there Sir) for ten years going into the islands (not guns, not drugs, but failing to declare gold...misinformation again from another "friend"), and I have probably had a clean (flight whatever) for the past ten+ years….until your misinformation!!! Should be interesting to see what happens tomorrow when I jump a flight to Cali...I'm showin SUPER early! Thx buddy!!! :rant:

beachjunkey
10-13-2008, 10:45 AM
So maybe I missed it, are you going to pay Torr back? (even though I swear he said you should declare it) :clown:

Scott, seriously dude you got smurfs in your garden? Wtf are you gonna come up with next?

SuziQ
10-13-2008, 11:10 PM
:haha:...and on "smurfily confusion" edit as well (:stooges:)

Yes, he's gettin payback...he may have told YOU I needed to declare it, but Wabbit KNOWS he told me differently...besides, i wasn't as looptie looped as evb else that night!!!!!!! and :pokey:

vitaly
10-13-2008, 11:54 PM
Dam lil terrorists lurking at Kids R Us stores packing heat all around the country... :Banane36:




:wavey: :friday::noevil:

SuziQ
10-14-2008, 12:53 AM
:haha::haha::haha: (your posts always crack me up)


Honestly (now that I'm leavin town, lol), tis my fault for not checking out things myself in reality (again)...tis just more fun to harass Master:bsflag:Blaster whenever I get the rare opp!

SuziQ
10-14-2008, 01:51 PM
::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant:

my online check-in request has been denied...

for three hours of attempts...

:theyareontome:

DCRocks
10-31-2008, 12:25 PM
I think I am going to have to post my special Suzi-Q pics, you know the ones I mean little miss dangerous, in defence of my fellow wavejunkie!!! :sneaky:

That is, unless you (Suzi-Q) email me a copy of the pics you had taken ON MY SKI, when I was distracted!! :silly:

BTW, luv the new AVI!!! :cool2:

SuziQ
10-31-2008, 01:05 PM
I think I am going to have to post my special Suzi-Q pics, you know the ones I mean little miss dangerous, in defence of my fellow wavejunkie!!! :sneaky:

That is, unless you (Suzi-Q) email me a copy of the pics you had taken ON MY SKI, when I was distracted!! :silly:

BTW, luv the new AVI!!! :cool2:


you heard about that???? :censored:
(how are you???)

I slacked on the ransom note, but buddy it IS ON after an hour conversation with Jena last night!!

Assistant is about to show up!!!
When we get through all this friggin mail...
no doubt there is something in there from Virginia...a ransom note...

$500.00 fine


but worse!!!!

I'VE BEEN FRIGGIN BLACKLISTED!!!!
:eek5::grumble::aargh4::rant::rant::rant::rant::ra nt::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant ::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant:: rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::ra nt::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant ::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant:: rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::ra nt::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant ::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant:: rant::rant::rant:


WHERE IS THAT WABBIT!!!!:cussing::cussing::cussing::cussing::cus sing::cussing::cussing::cussing::cussing::cussing: :firedevil::firedevil::firedevil::firedevil::fired evil::firedevil::firedevil::firedevil::angryfire:: angryfire::angryfire::angryfire::angryfire::angryf ire::saevil::saevil::saevil::saevil::saevil::saevi l:

DCRocks
10-31-2008, 02:09 PM
you heard about that???? :censored:
(how are you???)

Well this cute little she-devil kinda mentioned it to me.... :swordfight:

Does this mean you cant fly anymore??? :eek5:

Idok
10-31-2008, 06:52 PM
was everyone in the airport that day on crack?

Pamela
11-01-2008, 04:42 PM
Little Miss. Suzi Q soon to move our way RIGHT?
WOW... Speachless. are you undercover maybe FBI or what:sneaky:. You got so lucky :smashfreakB: I can not even imagine with todays BS going on someone is able to get as far as you did. Here in Cali they would of thrown the books at you took the piece as well. Whos name was it reg. in? Glad all turned out and just unreal of a story. Maybe the airlines should pay you and learn from the mistakes there so called HIGH security made. I know SF California air port is on high alert for a few yrs now and that would not of happened there...:439: Girl you are always full of action. I dont think any one can keep up with you. Thanks for the read needed that today.....
Have a great one

SuziQ
11-01-2008, 07:32 PM
Hey Mommie! Never fear...I'll keep you with stuff to read! :Banane37:

I have adhd on post comments at the moment, but wait til you see these pics from last night! :newangel::newangel::newangel:

OH MY GOSH!!! Beachjunkey (a Wavejunkie that kinda reminds me of Eddie a bit (LOL, another wild shy boy) and a few of us hit Church Street in downtown Orlando for Halloween...I have great pics of Beach you junkies (I know you're all lurking, lololol), YOU'LL DIE:shocked: I think I’ll make a quickie slide show)!! Editing now, but there are mega pics!

CeNtErLiNe
11-01-2008, 09:20 PM
So Suzi, I am interested in buying a new hand gun. Since you seem to be the authority in this subject, is there a certain gun that you would recommend? I was looking at a Smith and Wesson 40.
Thank-you in advance, The Plumber.

SuziQ
11-01-2008, 11:56 PM
Is this Rick!!! :bigok: (I think it is by your hint, lol!!)...one of “two of the best plumbers in Cleveland”???? If so, I contacted that guy on here in FL you suggested when I missed you, but I’ve of course forgotten his name, getting off on other demands (still need that advice too…I can’t ever keep names straight these days, much less screen names unless I chat with someone online a lot! Lord forbid if I could, nobody else would get a word in edgewise, lol!)

I don’t claim to be an expert, but I did start shooting at the age of 8 (LONG time ago)! I know what I like, but I would specifically tell you to stay away from Kel-Tec’s (hate em, they jam frequently). I’m strictly a Glock Chick these days!!! :highhorse: Love em!!!!

Also, if you can get your hands on an old Mauser (especially a 1910, but I like the 90DA too)...twould be a wise investment on the collectors end (plus they’re sweet).

My best advice...go to a firing range and try different ones out they have for sale (or next door usually). Everyone is different, just as every gun is personality wise. :beerchug: Other than that, ich weiss nicht! :cool2: and :naughty: and :sneaky: (HA!)

djkorn1
11-02-2008, 04:56 PM
Suzi....about that last pic, nice buns!

CeNtErLiNe
11-02-2008, 08:02 PM
HaHa! Good call on the buns, DJ! I didn't notice that at first, and usually a good set of buns doesn't pass up these eyes. What color thong do you think was under there??? LMAO!

So, Suzi. Thanks for the advice on my new firearm. I will definately go to the local firing range and test out as many as possible before making a purchase. I will keep you informed.

SuziQ
11-02-2008, 09:24 PM
:lmao:Hey Guys!! Miss ya bunches (and of course won’t give you two a difficult time for the cuteness...red)! DJ, I sent you an email earlier today (tis short, believe it or not…you’re way overdue one of my classic style ones though, so watch out)! I promise I will get back on the Cleveland pics, but I do indeed seem to be working backwards on all (too many pics now)! Junkies pics/vid I’m holding for ransom as you see, so they can get skipped until I get what I want (and it’s on the way with gleeful assistance so far, Wabbit, ya lurker)!

Rick, I am interested in what you end up getting. I’ll also probably get back with you on this stuff down here (prob still be here WHEN you make it to Tona, so hopefully you can swing by with the other “best plumber in Cleveland” AND a marble specialist!:fingersx:

That pic! :fest30: There’s more of all sorts…we had a blast! Still editing here/there for a slide show. But don’t ya know that guy in the crowd there simply exchanged WAY too much info with me…“pitched a tent”…I SWEAR IT!!! :ugh2::261::shocked: (didn't think he would get THAT close!!!) Look at the expression on my face to know it is true!!! :1zhelp: (I ran over and told Jena immediately! She was uhh uhhh! I was like, “I’m not kidding”!) That was about a ten second shoot of two pics only with THAT one (of course that being the last one, 4SURE)! That’s the dirtiest pic I’ve ever taken in my life (with someone else anyhow)!!! I’m proud! :newangel:

I've got a few or our Orlando hotties, but I didn't do justice (some of these girls were beyond hot for real...twas simply too crowded to get around and then to keep all still long enough to snap pics...so we just had fun instead)!

Off to check on an old pm or two. I'll come back to catch up on some questions/comments eventually, or especially if Wabbit stops hiding...
I've found him once off-site already...he knows he's going down rough like now)!! :Banane26:

Mrs Cattledog
11-03-2008, 06:13 PM
Hey Mommie! Never fear...I'll keep you with stuff to read! :Banane37:

I have adhd on post comments at the moment, but wait til you see these pics from last night! :newangel::newangel::newangel:

OH MY GOSH!!! Beachjunkey (a Wavejunkie that kinda reminds me of Eddie a bit (LOL, another wild shy boy) and a few of us hit Church Street in downtown Orlando for Halloween...I have great pics of Beach you junkies (I know you're all lurking, lololol), YOU'LL DIE:shocked: I think I’ll make a quickie slide show)!! Editing now, but there are mega pics!

OMG.....SUZI....I thought that you knew this guy.......ROFL....PITCHED A TENT.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........Only you Q, only you!!! YOu hot BIATCH!!!:purr:

SuziQ
11-10-2008, 10:22 PM
:haha:…you are so crazy loud lady (I love that always, lol)! Wish you were down here…prob going riding 2mrrw since it is to hit 80 degrees (again, you are welcome to fly down anytime)!

I just finished editing all of the Halloween pics! Mark tells me I must post them up, but I just don’t know about that (maybe if I take half out…haven’t done the slideshow yet)!!! I took that other pic down last week (couldn’t stand leaving it up any longer since my horns disappeared! :newangel:)

This one just seems more proper to me, and I thought you (and a few) might get a kick out of it. This guy was GREAT, lol! Chong started snapping off tons of pics, but I think Jena got this one with Cheech for me (if not, Mark had my camera then…you met Mark at Wavedaze).

I’ll go hunt down more of your crazy post later this week (can’t wait)! :sgrin:

Mrs Cattledog
11-10-2008, 11:17 PM
:haha:…you are so crazy loud lady (I love that always, lol)! Wish you were down here…prob going riding 2mrrw since it is to hit 80 degrees (again, you are welcome to fly down anytime)!

I just finished editing all of the Halloween pics! Mark tells me I must post them up, but I just don’t know about that (maybe if I take half out…haven’t done the slideshow yet)!!! I took that other pic down last week (couldn’t stand leaving it up any longer since my horns disappeared! :newangel:)

This one just seems more proper to me, and I thought you (and a few) might get a kick out of it. This guy was GREAT, lol! Chong started snapping off tons of pics, but I think Jena got this one with Cheech for me (if not, Mark had my camera then…you met Mark at Wavedaze).

I’ll go hunt down more of your crazy post later this week (can’t wait)! :sgrin:

ABSOLUTLEY LOVE THAT PIC!!!! Very appropriate in every term!!! Can't wait to see the rest! P.S. checking flight prices as I type......lol......saw snow flurries today........EEEEWWWWWWW:thinking:

WFO Speedracer
11-10-2008, 11:49 PM
I just sent in my three box tops of Captn Crunch and $1.95 postage and handling for the magic decoder ring,soon I will be able to decipher these posts like a pro!

SuziQ
11-11-2008, 07:46 AM
:silly: Speed, let me know if that ring works, we may need to change the code, jj! I think I need to go hunt down your and Vitaly’s posts as well when I have more time …they always make me laugh! :biggrin:

Laurie, can’t believe you saw this already (must be that cold weather, sry)! Hopefully you are serious about coming down soon, always fun to hang out with you. Beachjunkey has my b1 for repair, and I’m about to go dig up an old post on it now to try to assist (we’re trying to get it up and running by this weekend). Go check out the Monster Bash thread under freestyle to keep up with some of us trying to get a ride going at Monster Hole this month, Goddess has even been talking about flying out (just waiting on surf to cooperate).

I didn’t want to give up a pic of Beach’s (Mark) yet, but here he is trying to sneak a pic with some Mo-To girl (this girl was unreal)…

wavegoddess
11-11-2008, 08:20 AM
ABSOLUTLEY LOVE THAT PIC!!!! Very appropriate in every term!!! Can't wait to see the rest! P.S. checking flight prices as I type......lol......saw snow flurries today........EEEEWWWWWWW:thinking:

x2!!!!!!! You look beautiful Ms. Q! Hey Catz, get your arse down here! We need a trio weekend soon! :Banane01::headbang::fing02:

WFO Speedracer
11-11-2008, 08:21 AM
Will do Suzi the Captn gonna make it happen! Hopefully Jean Le foote doesn't intercept said package before it gets here.

wavegoddess
11-11-2008, 08:22 AM
:silly: Speed, let me know if that ring works, we may need to change the code, jj! I think I need to go hunt down your and Vitaly’s posts as well when I have more time …they always make me laugh! :biggrin:

Laurie, can’t believe you saw this already (must be that cold weather, sry)! Hopefully you are serious about coming down soon, always fun to hang out with you. Beachjunkey has my b1 for repair, and I’m about to go dig up an old post on it now to try to assist (we’re trying to get it up and running by this weekend). Go check out the Monster Bash thread under freestyle to keep up with some of us trying to get a ride going at Monster Hole this month, Goddess has even been talking about flying out (just waiting on surf to cooperate).

I didn’t want to give up a pic of Beach’s (Mark) yet, but here he is trying to sneak a pic with some Mo-To girl (this girl was unreal)…

Mark and his hats, lololol. You guys look like you had a blast!

Mrs Cattledog
11-11-2008, 09:18 AM
x2.......lol, I think that he looks "HOT" Yes, I am serious about coming........lets try to get some dates together so I can look into flights.......LET THE TRIO BEGIN........
Speed.......let the force be with you!

WFO Speedracer
11-11-2008, 11:11 PM
I hope it is Mrs Cattledog,I am still on a three day sugar high form eating all those dang crunchberries just so I could get those box tops.

Mrs Cattledog
11-12-2008, 03:44 PM
I hope it is Mrs Cattledog,I am still on a three day sugar high form eating all those dang crunchberries just so I could get those box tops.

Let the decoding begin:arms: ROFL!!!

SuziQ
11-13-2008, 03:31 AM
Ladies, thank you very much for your kind expressions of thoughts…
(regarding my edit button).


You did miss the thing I wished for you to notice most in the pic (I'm holding it, lol...that guy was seriously hyper funny).


Speed, I still have to go buy that Lucky Charms to get that magic wand to decipher that one you posted in this thread (and I will explain NOTHING...I saw your post in that other thread 2nite, lol).