Funny Quote Thread

[cybermob2]

i have a MILLION freekin quote-worthy things that people said... the first one that stuck was


"ya, like turn here, turn there, BRAAAAAAAAAAAP..... noooooossseeee it in you know?"

-pancake describing how effortless backys can be


and probably the FUNNIEST of the whole trip:

"so jeff, how do you feel about your balls on the internet?"

-Jens describing consequences of partying WAY hard on the houseboat

[yamaslut]

I liked Pat's acceptance speech....

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"

[PancakePete]

i have a MILLION freekin quote-worthy things that people said... the first one that stuck was


"ya, like turn here, turn there, BRAAAAAAAAAAAP..... noooooossseeee it in you know?"

-pancake describing how effortless backys can be


and probably the FUNNIEST of the whole trip:

"so jeff, how do you feel about your balls on the internet?"

-Jens describing consequences of partying WAY hard on the houseboat

LMAO !

[Metal4130]

Nasty Cinamon. ha :arms:

[335]

My personal favorite was Wasteland commenting to Penquin, "Damn, Penquins are pissy this time of year..."

It was kinda' one of them had to be there things, but it was funny as ********. :biggrin:

[Mark44]

I have to go charge the flash light, right after this G7.
St. Louis crew knows what this means..........

Mark44

[Nascency Chris]

Nasty Cinamon. ha :arms:

that killed me lol...dammit trevor...:biggrin: :Banane01:

[Waste Land]

"Hell no I didnt hook up with her! I looked at her cell phone and the first speed dial was something labled 'Mental Health' - Cant remember who said it but i cracked up

[SuperJETT]

Kahuna to me: "Jett, it's 85F out, you're wearing a full suit?"
Me back to Kahuna: "Harrison, we're at a campground, you're driving a mobile home?"

[sflsurfrider]

My personal favorite was Wasteland commenting to Penquin, "Damn, Penquins are pissy this time of year..."

It was kinda' one of them had to be there things, but it was funny as ********. :biggrin:


:haha:
you beat me to it!

[PancakePete]

Jett, what was the Mahiem one.. that was hilarious.

[Big Kahuna]

Kahuna to me: "Jett, it's 85F out, you're wearing a full suit?"
Me back to Kahuna: "Harrison, we're at a campground, you're driving a mobile home?"

"Darin, Mobile homes are what 95% of the population in Kentucky live in........... This is a Motorhome............."


Darin " This plug caps are much better than the MSD Caps......... They are Ribbed..................." You can figure out where the rest of the conversation went from there..........................:haha: :haha: :haha: :sneaky: :sneaky:

[SJBrit]

"Hell no I didnt hook up with her! I looked at her cell phone and the first speed dial was something labled 'Mental Health' - Cant remember who said it but i cracked up

Hahahaha! That was the drunk girl's phone - did you realy get a taste of her bewbies Waste? Did they taste a bit nutty?

[Waste Land]

Hahahaha! That was the drunk girl's phone - did you realy get a taste of her bewbies Waste? Did they taste a bit nutty?

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[autumn]

Ratti - "is a pony worth more if it is a rare one?"

"you could sell rare pony's to super glue factory's"

"rare bull bones make liquid plasma"

"a triseratops is a rhinosaurus with after market parts"

"i must leave, my fans are waiting..."


everybody....PRAISE HIM!:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

[sclevela]

Ratti - "is a pony worth more if it is a rare one?"

"you could sell rare pony's to super glue factory's"

"rare bull bones make liquid plasma"

"a triseratops is a rhinosaurus with after market parts"

"i must leave, my fans are waiting..."


everybody....PRAISE HIM!:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

"a triseratops is a rhinosaurus with after market parts installed on mexican pimp my ride" (fixed that for yah lol)

"jesus i dont want no bull sh!t just fu(kin stab me"........... "listen froto u stink "

[Marshj]

Ratti -

"i must leave, my fans are waiting..."

everybody....PRAISE HIM!:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

Classic..and good to see you on Here Autumn. :woot:

Did you see the pose? In the Speedo. Dedicated to Ratti- Jens picture thread...

[sclevela]

itll be a cold day in february before ratti stops waving to his fans:wink: :biggrin:

[autumn]

the biography of michael ratti will be available in the summer of 2105, it will be the complete box set....678 full length DVD's:biggthumpup: place your reserved order today and get the chance to win a rare copy! i here rare ones are worth more....:haha:

[sclevela]

this funny quot just in...........


Ratti (as a reaction to the above post) "listen when she kills my career ..... "


lmfao

[autumn]

this funny quot just in...........


Ratti (as a reaction to the above post) "listen when she kills my career ..... "


lmfao
I made him. he cannot complain of how i endorse him.

[sclevela]

lmao

[Waste Land]

It was a good good weekend:hail:

[sclevela]

It was a good good weekend:hail:


great mettin yah bro............. u had me rollin saturday

[Waste Land]

great mettin yah bro............. u had me rollin saturday

No dout..Get a ski like we talked about. It's time to get you back on the water and making more of our events.

[Big Kahuna]

Ratti was there??? Could have fooled me, he never came to see us or bring Autumn over to meet us............. guess we are not worthy.

[RadRat]

Ratti was there??? Could have fooled me, he never came to see us or bring Autumn over to meet us............. guess we are not worthy.


the lanier ride induced some severe ADD...there will be plenty more opportunities for me to show her off :woot:

[Highroller]

Fauckin prom :frown:

[Powder]

Fauckin prom :frown:
If you did it right it was LOL :biggthumpup:

[WaveDemon]

the lanier ride induced some severe ADD...there will be plenty more opportunities for me to show her off :woot:
I met her in the houseboat but unfortuantly She wasn't interested in talking to a drunk guy. :biggrin:

[GDFL]

I met her in the houseboat but unfortuantly She wasn't interested in talking to a drunk guy. :biggrin:

So you're saying she didn't talk to anyone?

[Freestyleriverrat]

I had a hard time keeping a straight face when Darin walked around introducing himself " Hi.........I'm Jamnjetski" :haha: :haha: People were shaking his hand then it hit them and they were like :bigeyes: :tomato:

He had to jump out and say "just kidding I'm SuperJett!!" Good thing too, if that went around he would have been jumped :haha:

[The Penguin]

I had a hard time keeping a straight face when Darin walked around introducing himself " Hi.........I'm Jamnjetski" :haha: :haha: People were shaking his hand then it hit them and they were like :bigeyes: :tomato:

He had to jump out and say "just kidding I'm SuperJett!!" Good thing too, if that went around he would have been jumped :haha:
that's hilarious!

I was talking to someone and they said something like "jamnjetski is here. A friend of mine met him earlier"

[cybermob2]

lol these are great.

can't forget the ones from the road...

"DUDES! THAT IS THE HOTTEST HOOKER I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!"

-one of us, can't remember who, maybe me?

[sflsurfrider]

I had a hard time keeping a straight face when Darin walked around introducing himself " Hi.........I'm Jamnjetski" :haha: :haha: People were shaking his hand then it hit them and they were like :bigeyes: :tomato:

He had to jump out and say "just kidding I'm SuperJett!!" Good thing too, if that went around he would have been jumped :haha:

he introduced himself to me as courtney. i thought it was pretty funny because i knew it wasnt courtney by his voice and lack of saying the word, "again", like "a gain", strange as it may seem.

[Powder]

I think that tree needs a hug, hold my hair back I'm going to puke!

:1244: I think Pancake had a little too much firewater friday night.

[PancakePete]

:1244: I think Pancake had a little too much firewater friday night.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

[The Penguin]

what are you laughing at? you didn't remember Parrdaddy waking yo up and humping your leg :bigeyes:

[kingnothing3]

lol these are great.

can't forget the ones from the road...

"DUDES! THAT IS THE HOTTEST HOOKER I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!"

-one of us, can't remember who, maybe me?


I had to run out to the car and tell you guys she was in there!!! she was faukin hot!!!!!!! even amanda thought so.


How could you guys forget "O ********, there goes our wheel!" tim after our tire passed us on the highway.

[Marshj]

I had to run out to the car and tell you guys she was in there!!! she was faukin hot!!!!!!! even amanda thought so.


How could you guys forget "O ********, there goes our wheel!" tim after our tire passed us on the highway.


I believe it was "there goes a tire" in a very monotone voice. :wink: good one though king

and the hooker...i plan on going back for her tomorrow (driving to ft wayne):biggrin:

[Queen Nothing]

I believe it was "there goes a tire" in a very monotone voice. :wink: good one though king

and the hooker...i plan on going back for her tomorrow (driving to ft wayne):biggrin:
i knew she was a hooker from the moment we saw her.. &she was hot, i'll give her that much. i thought we'd lost marsh when she was giving him the sexy eyes. ohh... what about that fight we saw on our way out of that gas station? the one where we saw that girl with her ass hanging out.. that was pretty funny too. i'm sure there was a funny quote somewhere in there, i just dont know where.

[romack991]

I believe it was "there goes a tire" in a very monotone voice. :wink: good one though king




:bigeyes:

not cool at 2 in the morning on a busy interstate when its raining.




oh and that chick got a :bigeyes: x5, WOW:cool2:

[JensNonsens]

I met her in the houseboat but unfortuantly She wasn't interested in talking to a drunk guy. :biggrin:

hehe, neither the other 3 girls :biggrin: Do you remember talking to me??? lol



how about Yamasaki's 911 Porsche on the autobahn.

braaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop 4th. gear

brauuuuuuuuuuuuuauauauapappaooooaoaoopaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaap 5.th gear

[The Penguin]

so where's the pic of the hooker?

this whole convo is worthless without the pic!

[PancakePete]

what are you laughing at? you didn't remember Parrdaddy waking yo up and humping your leg :bigeyes:

I honostly did not feel a thing..... :bigeyes: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

BWAAA !

Is that where the P in diddy came from... :cool2:

[Moondance]

I honostly did not feel a thing..... :bigeyes: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

There were several people not feeling a thing.. until the next day:bigeyes:

[The Penguin]

I honostly did not feel a thing..... :bigeyes: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

BWAAA !

Is that where the P in diddy came from... :cool2:
wouldn't it then be "p" and not "P" ??

[Waste Land]

how about Yamasaki's 911 Porsche on the autobahn.

braaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop 4th. gear

brauuuuuuuuuuuuuauauauapappaooooaoaoopaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaap 5.th gear

"GO EDWIN, SJ,FHSKJFGSKJHIMEN(some german word)"

"I dunno WTF that means!!!!!"

"Go EDWIN!!! GO!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" BRaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[PancakePete]

wouldn't it then be "p" and not "P" ??

:haha:

[Sharpie Chic]

I don't know....couldn't see the quotes because they were all written on my back and my ass with a Sharpie

[cybermob2]

so where's the pic of the hooker?

this whole convo is worthless without the pic!


no pic... but picture this (correct me if i'm wrong)

the dirty, nasty look of a dirty magazine model

+

the gorgeousness of, geesh, maybe carmen electra?

+

britney spear's schoolgirl outfit from "oops i did it again"

=

hooker in southern indiana.

i did think marsh was gonna pick up a disease that stop.

[romack991]

i did think marsh was gonna pick up a disease that stop.

i think it would have been worth it:hail:

[Moondance]

no pic...
=
hooker in southern indiana.
Oh, so this wasn't someone at the ride? I was wondering how everyone had missed this.

[The Penguin]

Oh, so this wasn't someone at the ride? I was wondering how everyone had missed this....especially WasteLand

[Moondance]

...especially WasteLand:haha: :haha: :haha:





(and you birdie boy)

[kingnothing3]

i think you got it perfect cybermob. TOTALLY worth it!! wow:bigeyes:

we were all to tired and awwwstruck to think about taking a picture.:banghead:

[X-Jazz]

What up Jens! Killer ski. Thanks for the beer, post the name of it so I can find it.

saki's Porche impression, that was priceless! I belive there is video of him demonstating the proper procedure for ball shaving as well.

The funniest thing I heard all nite was Wasteland (that little ********er is halarious) asking me in the most polite way "could I please grab your womans crotch?"

Ronny post up those houseboat party pics!

And who was those Canadian dudes, eh? Need to give them a shout out.



"Riders meeting anyone?"

Peace,
Jazz

[guiness92]

The drunk girl:

"did I throw up on your wife?"

"did a little kid suck on my tit?"

[Moondance]

The drunk girl:

"did a little kid suck on my tit?"musta been WasteLand:haha:

[guiness92]

Im not saying a word. I didnt instigate or witness a thing :27::sneaky:

[Waste Land]

Okay...so i did way more ******** then i realized.....:Banane01: