O/T: Favorite Rap Lines?

[Wolf Child]

Tupac Shakur- "I been shot!"

Biggie Smalls- " I been shot!"

everyone else- "someone kill me please!"

[Wolf Child]

weak

I agree, rap is weak

[dbrutherford]

Biggie... "You can't turn a ho into a housewife"

[Kingtut]

I am wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow -Rappers Delight 1979

[sflsurfrider]

http://stuff.ubersite.com/106200422952209201/1/wigger.jpg

[335]

I agree, rap is weak

I concur, sir.

My nephew loves that gangsta' rap crap. He tries to turn my XM to Channel 68 (I think that's it :dunno: ) every chance he gets.

[Emm]

I like Eazy-E's Gimme that Nutt....it was one of those that we would get drunk and sing a lot in college...haha :Banane13: At least it was real rap..not just a song with a little bit of rapping and a bunch of cartoon voices or bells and whistles.

Can't really post the lyrics here(not really family friendly)...but here is a link. (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eazye/gimmiethatnutt.html):afro:

[Big Kahuna]

I concur, sir.

My nephew loves that gangsta' rap crap. He tries to turn my XM to Channel 68 (I think that's it :dunno: ) every chance he gets.

next time take him into the bathroom, have him place his hands on the gold toilet seat, then proceed to slam the gold toilet lid down on his fingers...... Then he will learn to keep his hands off your tunes or he will get his fingers smashed by your "Bling Bling Toilet Seat"...

[WFO Speedracer]

Guess who's back,back again Slim Shadys back ,tell a friend.Eminem:dunno:

[stuntbikemike]

slap the taste out yo mouth make ya bow down to the row- snoop

rap is for complex minds....so keep listening to your garth brooks and billy ray:laughing:

[sflsurfrider]

rap is for complex minds

"yo" -every 80's rapper

"werd" -every 90's rapper

"uh-huh. what. uh uh uh." -every 2000+ rapper

[stuntbikemike]

"yo" -every 80's rapper

"werd" -every 90's rapper

"uh-huh. what. uh uh uh." -every 2000+ rapper

it takes a complex to know what means what when put in certain context

[335]

rap is for complex minds....

:boggled: :icon16: :scratchchin: :laugh2: :laugh: :haha: :haha:

That $hit is funny, right there....

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:


so keep listening to your garth brooks and billy ray:laughing:

:rolleyes:

I listen to garth or billy ray about as much as I listen to rap...:slap:

[sflsurfrider]

cleetus mchenry and the mcyntire mcbilly bob band


:haha:

[Emm]

"yo" -every 80's rapper

"werd" -every 90's rapper

"uh-huh. what. uh uh uh." -every 2000+ rapper

That crap isn't from real rap. There no real rap nowadays. I love old school hip hop/rap but I can't listen to anything remotely recent.

[stuntbikemike]

try not to stir up the anti-rap old timers... theyre gonna start posting all kinds of hate and arguments why they hate rap and why elevator music, country, and 80's hairspray rock is so much better. :smile:

"my dog done got run over by my pickup truck.. gas station ran out of marlboros.. got home they repo'd my trailer.. and my old lady lost her dentures and is sleeping with her brother again" .... cleetus mchenry and the mcyntire mcbilly bob band


I love 80s i think its as good as hip hop/ rap

[sflsurfrider]

it takes a complex to know what means what when put in certain context

werd

















:rolleyes:

[Big Kahuna]

ding ding ding da da ding dum............................

[Big Kahuna]

late 80's early 90's rap actually had songs with a meaning........ not like the chit today.............

[Emm]

Garth Brooks isn't real country music either. You want real country ....you need Alabama, Hank, Merle....folks like that!

[sflsurfrider]

i LOVE that bit that dave does. hilarious!

[stuntbikemike]

Slick Rick bedtyme story....listen to it....thats real hip hop

[WFO Speedracer]

Country is just white boy rap ,slow it way down, take out the profanity and talk about real life,drinking,getting drunk, pickup getting repoed,girlfriend -wife-crack whore-live in leaving etc etc etc and so on and so forth yadda yadda yadda.

[Emm]

we need that myspace girl on here that yamaslut was in denial about being in love with... she was classic country!

i got no beef with the 80's hairspray either.. it's good stuff. it's scary that our "classic rock" station now plays alot of the 80's stuff. makes you feel OLD

HAHA...Ashlydawn(one word....not two or she will kick your a**)...yeah she is my myspace friend too:lmao:

I get a kick out of reading her bulletins every day....

She isn't country...she is redneck plain and simple

[sflsurfrider]

ding ding ding da da ding dum............................

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edit: why cant i embed a youtube vid? heres the link :dunno: YouTube - Jim Carey -Vanilla Ice

[335]

i got no beef with the 80's hairspray either.. it's good stuff. it's scary that our "classic rock" station now plays alot of the 80's stuff. makes you feel OLD

No Chit! Same here.

Classic Rock is now just about anything from Jr. High to High School for me.

I keep forgetting, though---I am getting old. My last year of my thirties is next year. :puppy_dog_eyes:

[WFO Speedracer]

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edit: why cant i embed a youtube vid? heres the link :dunno: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fsr_lOv7A3c

They don't let people with Jetmates do that sort of thing,its for your own protection.

[Emm]

No Chit! Same here.

Classic Rock is now just about anything from Jr. High to High School for me.

I keep forgetting, though---I am getting old. My last year of my thirties is next year. :puppy_dog_eyes:

Old Man! :pokey: :wall:

[the only couch rider]

HAHA...Ashlydawn(one word....not two or she will kick your a**)...yeah she is my myspace friend too:lmao:

I get a kick out of reading her bulletins every day....

She isn't country...she is redneck plain and simple

i had to delete her because the 10+ bulletins a day were getting annoying

[sflsurfrider]

They don't let people with Jetmates do that sort of thing,its for your own protection.

youre just jealous. the jetmate is a violent piece of machinery.

[WFO Speedracer]

I wiil admit to resorting to violence when working on a jetmate,does that count?:twak:

[sflsurfrider]

theyre too difficult for ya?

[WFO Speedracer]

theyre too difficult for ya?

Actually I thought they were pretty cool but needed a lot more power,maybe a jetmate with a 900-1100 conversion?

[sflsurfrider]

mines getting a 750. i rode surfjetlouies with a 750 and it boogies!

[WFO Speedracer]

mines getting a 750. i rode surfjetlouies with a 750 and it boogies!

Somehow I knew thats why you were looking for a 750,go with a big pin out of a zxi they have a lot more beans stock to stock.

[sflsurfrider]

Somehow I knew thats why you were looking for a 750,go with a big pin out of a zxi they have a lot more beans stock to stock.


werd

[Ollie Rastabean]

KRS-ONE/BDP

"Satan is a mental disease
the symptoms are jealosy,
lack of self respect and lack of discipline,
Hear these words and strengthen yourself."

That is some deep $hit. They dont make them like KRS any more

[Dustin Mustangs]

What is this? No mention of CB4 yet!?! :lmao:

My favorite line from them has to be: "I'll f- your sister, I'll f- your cat; I won't f- your mom because that b- is too fat!"

:djsmilie:

MC Gusto and CB4 - Straight Outta Locash

I'm with the others though, todays stuff is garbage, although I think every aging generation has that to say about what the youngsters are listening to.

[yamaslut]

"Whooop whooop, dats the sound of tha police, whooop whoop dats da sond dat it be..."

"I'm a blunt getting smoked and I can't wake up"

The one and only, best rapper to ever grace the mic
KRS-ONE

[yamaslut]

the best rap line ever is Easy E

Nigga,
Nigga,
Nigga,
Nigga,
Nigga,
Nigga,
Please
since your on the d*ck why don't ya drop to your knees, cause I'm a nigga thats real...

[the only couch rider]

Mos Def - Sunshine
I don't hate players, I don't love the game
I'm the shot clock, way above the game

[Ollie Rastabean]

"Whooop whooop, dats the sound of tha police, whooop whoop dats da sond dat it be..."

"I'm a blunt getting smoked and I can't wake up"

The one and only, best rapper to ever grace the mic
KRS-ONE

WORD!!!

Knowledge
Rules
Supreme
Over
Nearly
Everyone

[the only couch rider]

mos-def is more like hip-hop.. like Talib....

let's keep this on the gangster tip, son!


i got a tip right here for ya son.... the tip of this dick in ya mouth bitch

[the only couch rider]

if you could even see your dick, i'd even half-believe you.

ding ding round one mother fvcker

[Waste Land]

rap is for complex minds

:eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2:

http://hiphopcheck.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/paulwallpic.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/fashion/austin_150/182b_fashion_style.jpg

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/special/photo/hiphop/8.jpg

Complex looking people I must say

Rims, Women, Drugs, Money.....find something new

[Foximus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-jVU5Lqxx0

One of the best. Way to many lines to even begin to quote.

[stuntbikemike]

last time i check 99% of entertainment is money drugs violence and sex.......and there isn't anything new except being a homo....which, if you don't like old school rap, you are:smashfreakB:

[stuntbikemike]

:headbang::hititbanana:

[michael950]

New rap sucks.

Dre and Dogg occasionally put out some new stuff that's good.



Today was a good day - Ice cube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4RY-eJgHHs

[DaUpJetSkier]

[Dr. Dre]
Yeah -- I just took some Ecstasy
Ain't no tellin what the side effects could be
All these fine bitches equal sex to me
plus I got this bad bitch layin next to me
No doubt, sit back on the couch
Pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out
Laid the bitch out, then I put it in her mouth
Pulled out, nutted on a towel and passed out

[RC8VENOM]

cuz I grab the mic
and flip my tounge like a dike (dre)

hmm...tounge like a dike...that would be intresting viewing:cool2:

[thong_bandit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzCMhuGTAtA
one of my favorites

[yamaslut]

New rap sucks.

Dre and Dogg occasionally put out some new stuff that's good.



Today was a good day - Ice cube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4RY-eJgHHs

I even saw the lights of the good year blimp and it read: "Ice Cubes a Pimp"

Ice Cube is one of my favorite too...

[Fishy27]

I can't believe you people...not putting out there one of the greatest rap songs ever...and im not that young cause this was back from the 80's/90's...

All right, STOP! collaborate and listen...
Ice is back with a brand new invention...
Something grabs a hold of me tightly...
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know...
Turn off the lights and I glow...



ha ha...i have some serious issues!!

[thong_bandit]

I can't believe you people...not putting out there one of the greatest rap songs ever...and im not that young cause this was back from the 80's/90's...

All right, STOP! collaborate and listen...
Ice is back with a brand new invention...
Something grabs a hold of me tightly...
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know...
Turn off the lights and I glow...



ha ha...i have some serious issues!!

:hitwithrock:

[Big Kahuna]

How are you all forgeting Sir Mix-Lot's Square Dance Rap

Ha hee!, hee!
Why Mix-A-Lot cotton picker you freak skinnin the cats
Why don't you bring the beat on in here, cotton picker so I can get down
(*yelling*)
Put it up
That's the way I like it there Mix-A-Lot
Hey Mix-A-Lot, picks me up cotton picker
Picks me up Mix-A-Lot

[Break]
Now everybody's rappin 'bout
Everybody's rappin 'bout
Ever - (*repeated*)

[Verse 1]
Now everybody's rappin 'bout "where's their line?"
I'm gonna bust me a brand new rhyme
Girlfriend's down and you stomped her freak
Shake your hips and act conceit
Throw your head high in the air
Grab your partner's derriere
Fellas in the cut, I know you must be trippin
My boy's got them there home girl's quippin
Now grab your partner, take a bow
If you can't dance, I'll tell you how
Wave your hands and take two steps
Grab your hips and slide to the left
Get all in your partner's face
Swerve to the side and show your lace
If your a freak then let it show
And grab your partner doshy-do (do, do ...)

[Verse 2]
Now if you think your partner's fine
Grab her where the sun don't shine
If you can't dance, then tap your toes
If your stuffed up, turn up your nose
Wave your hands from side to side
Lean to the left and take a slide
Other's DJs know their no match
Just look to the stage and the song's that scratched

(*scratching*)
[Male voice - talking]
Rock me babe - 4X

[Verse 3]
Freaks on the left and freaks on the right
Grab your partner, hold him tight
Put your hands in his Levi's
Hold his rear while he grips your thighs
The more you dance, the more I rap
The big fat beat makes your toes tap
Glee can, no can, hang with this
All you freaks give your man a kiss (look good)

[Break] - 4X
My beats are icky
That why I'm Swass

[Break - talking]
Beat box
Oh Mix-A-Lot I'm feelin it now, cotton picker
YEEEE-HA!

[Verse 4]
Now everybody on the floor clap your hands
Smoke to the beat of the one man band
Mix-A-Lot brings on the drum machine
The bass line riff is "oh, so mean"
Mix-A-Lot make a jam in his room
With a full tape recorder you can bust jams too
Throw your partner across your thigh
Tickle her fast, until she starts to cry
Whip her to the left, whip her to the right
But don't whip her to hard cause her jeans are tight (look good)

[Chorus]
Get your hands off that girl, boy
Seattle rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
L.A. rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
Miami rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
D.C. rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
Carolina rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
Houston, Texas rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
Your momma rocks
(to the, to, to, to the Square Dance Rap)
London, England rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
To the Square Dance Rap, hot damn

[Outro - talking]
Hey Mix-A-Lot, what in the world is that noise cotton picker?
Sound like Grand Ole Opry
Hear what I say Mix-A-Lot, say sound like Grand Ole Opry cotton picker
Now before we end this filthy cut, we got a few things we have to say
To the home girls sprung on the hum drum beat, check out Sir Mix-A-Lot Ray
His style is fresh, so clean and new, he pulls so many tricks
If you give him ten bucks and a brand new tape, he'll put you in the mix
A haha, hey Mix-A-Lot I caught you that time, cotton picker

[Break]
My beats are icky ... (*drums play until fade*)

[thong_bandit]

well if your gonna go there why not mention "buttermilk biscuits"

grip the flour, roll the dough
clap your hands and stomp your feet
move your but to the funky beat.
whoo hoo

and you forgot that the everybodys rappin bout..part goes from one speaker to the other..making that great old school sound

[Emm]

well if your gonna go there why not mention "buttermilk biscuits"

grip the flour, roll the dough
clap your hands and stomp your feet
move your but to the funky beat.
whoo hoo

and you forgot that the everybodys rappin bout..part goes from one speaker to the other..making that great old school sound

HAHA...I was just about to post that! My brother and I used to rock out to Buttermilk Biscuits when we were young :cheer2:

What about the Fat Boys?!?!? "fat boys are back....and you know that they could never be wack...."

Those were the jams!

[Emm]

Here is a good link for all those old school songs...has clips and stuff

LINK (http://www.artistdirect.com/)

And....I can't believe no one has mentioned Bone Thugs N Harmony?!?!?!? :chairshot: They were kick a**!

[yamaslut]

HAHA...I was just about to post that! My brother and I used to rock out to Buttermilk Biscuits when we were young :cheer2:

What about the Fat Boys?!?!? "fat boys are back....and you know that they could never be wack...."

Those were the jams!

Fat Boys were great!!!!

[WAB]

I had all the old sir mix-a-lot tapes.

My hooptie rollin' tailpipe draggin'
Heat don't work an' my girl keeps naggin'
Six-nine Buick deuce keeps rollin'
One hubcap 'cause three got stolen
Bumper shook loose chrome keeps scrapin'
Mis matched tires and my white walls flakin'
Hit mickey d's Maharaji starts to bug
He ate a quarter pounder threw the pickles on my rug
Runnin' movin' tabs expired
Girlies tryin' to dis 'n say my car looks tired
Hit my brakes, out slid skittles
Tinted back window with a bubble in the middle
Who's car is it? Posse won't say
We all play it off when you look our way
Rollin' four deep, tires smoke up the block
Gotta roll this bucket, 'cause my Benz is in the shop

[mattdedes]

"I get plenty of a$$, call me an astronaut" -Dre

[Takeastand SJ]

"Take it like a man mothafu!!!..... your beyatch chose me mothafu!!!" (hed)PE

"Then I shot that fatal nut, musta knocked that beyatch right on her butt" Short dog in tha house!

"187 on a muthafu!!!! cop" every respectable rapper

"mmm now thats real gangsta sh!t, tag teaming on a beyatch at a motel 6" Brotha Lynch

"tell me where the F you find a anorexic rappa, you only 60lbs when your wet and wearing boots" Eazy

[yamanube]

Not exactly rap but....

Im wiggin out, flippin out, heart is what Im rippin out
Im slippin out, Im dippin out, killins what Im livin out
Pick em, let me pick em out, spin and let me whip it out
Gat to your face with the ******kin bullets stickin out
Missin out, diss and bout, bloods what youre pissin out
84 Im crazy crazy horse, shootin up, Im illin out
Rippin out, Im trippin out, different now, Im pimpin out
Any color at my belt and ouch while theyre clippin out
Criminal Im hittin out, in l.a. no gettin out
2 1 3, pack your p, fly wicked style
Listen now, Im sinnin out, a 6-pack Im sippin out

-transplants

If you think I give a ******k, well you better think twice
U.s. thugs, wolfpack, and I aint nothing nice
Check the date and time, lyrically committing hate crimes
Noose from the cord of my mic, now its hang time
Blow minds with rhymes to break spines
Transplants comin through and were one of a kind
With a chrome to your dome, make you flip like a flapjack

-transplants

[WaveDemon]

not rap either but I love this quote.

Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll ******** you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't ******** with this. This is the ultimate, man. ******** you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll ******** you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to ******** with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white **********. Scared of the real man. I'll ******** you 'til you love me, faggot!"

[yamanube]

not rap either but I love this quote.

Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll ******** you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't ******** with this. This is the ultimate, man. ******** you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll ******** you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to ******** with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white **********. Scared of the real man. I'll ******** you 'til you love me, faggot!"


Gnar Kill?

[WaveDemon]

Gnar Kill?

nope. this could be fun...

[Emm]

nope. this could be fun...

Mike Tyson?

[xeon]

i love this line from ludicris and project pat and their song dis bitch dat hoe.......



I wet these hoes in they sleep so just call me Freddy Kruger
The Boogie Man, oogie, woogie, give me that oogah, boogah

[yamanube]

nope. this could be fun...
Death Clock?

[WaveDemon]

Mike Tyson?

ding ding ding! he's got some of the best quotes of all time!

"I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the ********ing head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day."

[Emm]

haha..I thought I had heard that before...then I remembered the video (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=832_1183810936) (btw...that isn't probably something you would want to listen to really loud at work)

[Emm]

if youre 18 or over and have a way to listen to this song without offending everyone around you, check this out.

it's got me rolling.. crazy verses

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=249541111

WARNING: Explicit lyrics

wow....not much else to say about that

[Emm]

(sorry emm)

oh yeah, its a GUY thing!!!!

I wasn't offended or anything(trust me I don't get offended at all)...just think it was a dumb song :dunno:

I guess they had ran out of things to "rap" about?!?!?

[RC8VENOM]

if youre 18 or over and have a way to listen to this song without offending everyone around you, check this out.

it's got me rolling.. crazy verses

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=249541111

WARNING: Explicit lyrics

:lmao::lmao::haha::haha::laughing::laughing:
that cracked me up

[FlWAVEBLASTER]

I Did It Like This I Did It Like That I Did It With A Whifel Ball Bat Soooooo... Beasties!!!

[FlWAVEBLASTER]

Turn off the lights and I'll glow VANILLA ICE

I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon VANILLA ICE

Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn VANILLA ICE

I COULD JUST PUT THE WHOLE SONG ON HERE ITS THAT FUNNY WHEN YOU READ THE WHOLE THING