hilarious video of a fatty trying to ride a couch!!

[team510]

omg this video had me dying at work!! throw that guy in the ditch along with paris hilton and nicole richie as worthless!!

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[Big Kahuna]

honestly dont see anything funny there.

[team510]

well maybe im just an A-hole that laughs at people who are too big to even get on a couch.

[the only couch rider]

well maybe im just an A-hole that laughs at people who are too big to even get on a couch.

i think that is an accurate description right there :wave:

[IcyHot]

That's pretty damn funny to me! I'd like to see him try a stand up next!!:brap:

[sjetrider]

PSSST, I was laughing, does this make me a-hole too:sorry:

[Big Kahuna]

well maybe im just an A-hole that laughs at people who are too big to even get on a couch.

well here is what you are missing....

At least they are out on the water riding a PWC....... not sitting in front of the Boob Tube Eating Snickers and have a 1 gallon container of Butter and a 1/2 gallon container of Pop Corn.............

[sjetrider]

well here is what you are missing....

At least they are out on the water riding a PWC....... not sitting in front of the Boob Tube Eating Snickers and have a 1 gallon container of Butter and a 1/2 gallon container of Pop Corn.............

Yep, cuz how could we have this much fun if these people stayed behind dorrs. :popcorn4:

[the only couch rider]

That's pretty damn funny to me! I'd like to see him try a stand up next!!:brap:


i am 5'10" 285 and can ride stand up.....

[SJBrit]

i am 5'10" 285 and can ride stand up.....

Dude - you could EAT a standup :shooter3: :biggrin: :kiss:

[Moondance]

PSSST, I was laughing, does this make me a-hole too:sorry:Do you REALLY want me to answer that:bigok:

[Fathom]

....... not sitting in front of the Boob Tube Eating Snickers and have a 1 gallon container of Butter and a 1/2 gallon container of Pop Corn.............
Can you see me?:pat:

[willycrumb]

well here is what you are missing....

At least they are out on the water riding a PWC....... not sitting in front of the Boob Tube Eating Snickers and have a 1 gallon container of Butter and a 1/2 gallon container of Pop Corn.............

Did that offend you Kahuna?

The reason that lard couldnt get on that ski is because 364 days out of the year he is doing exactly what you just said he wasnt.

Its people like that that get 5 miles away and fall off and can get back on and sometimes drown or dissapear to sea.

Completely unsafe. There is a weight limt. I bet he was over it and if I was a cop I would ticket him.

[the only couch rider]

Did that offend you Kahuna?

The reason that lard couldnt get on that ski is because 364 days out of the year he is doing exactly what you just said he wasnt.

Its people like that that get 5 miles away and fall off and can get back on and sometimes drown or dissapear to sea.

Completely unsafe. There is a weight limt. I bet he was over it and if I was a cop I would ticket him.


weight has nothing to do with it.... it's more balance if you have no balance you are screwed..... I can ride an SXR, all be it not that good, a blaster all be it not that good, and an X4 XP, i am 5'10 285..... why can i ride becuase i have some sense of balance and coordination.... some people just can't do it

[Snackem]

I'm 6' and 265+. I have a lot of fun on my X2, Matt's SJ and any other ski People will let me ride.

[BATMAN]

Hey, it`s funny to see that, but respect... he was tryin until he got his ride...

But if people are first time on a Yamaha XL or a stand up, they don`t have balance and coordination.
Noboy who was using a standup first time can tell me that he made his first turns after 10 minutes..

[superramjet]

you guys arent seeing the sad part. That poor 800 motor just lost some life.

[the only couch rider]

you guys arent seeing the sad part. That poor 800 motor just lost some life.

forgot to mention i owned one of them to

[willycrumb]

weight has nothing to do with it.... it's more balance if you have no balance you are screwed..... I can ride an SXR, all be it not that good, a blaster all be it not that good, and an X4 XP, i am 5'10 285..... why can i ride becuase i have some sense of balance and coordination.... some people just can't do it


Nope, not at all. That guy was 350ish. That was like balancing a bowling ball on top of a tennis ball. Your analogy is off a little.

[the only couch rider]

Nope, not at all. That guy was 350ish. That was like balancing a bowling ball on top of a tennis ball. Your analogy is off a little.


you know i am gonna try and balance a bowling ball on a tennis ball to make a point aren't you:Banane13:

[team510]

i got nothin against big guys. there is a really big guy close to that guys size that races in the sit down class where i race and he is good rider. but i thought it was friggin hillarious to see a big ass dude try it for most likely the first time and especially try it with someone else on the ski. and yes i can guarantee that that guy eats like crap for the other 364 days out of the year shoving butter and popcorn down his face watching re-runs of baywatch

[ToddW]

Butter Good
Popcorn Good
Baywatch Good

What's not to like :nana:

[SXIPro]

I felt like that guy the first time I tried out my B1, and I'm only 165 lbs. Honestly, I found my 750SXI more stable than the Blaster. Then of course I learned that the seat on a B1 is there only as a decoration, and it was all good.

[IcyHot]

i am 5'10" 285 and can ride stand up.....

Yay for you...I said I wanted to see that guy on a stand up! The weight isn't the funniest part, it's the whole situation. I don't weigh anything near that and MANY People had(and still do on occasion) their fair share of laughs watching me learn to ride! The world needs to LIGHTEN UP!!!:pat:

[yamaslut]

Did that offend you Kahuna?

The reason that lard couldnt get on that ski is because 364 days out of the year he is doing exactly what you just said he wasnt.

Its people like that that get 5 miles away and fall off and can get back on and sometimes drown or dissapear to sea.

Completely unsafe. There is a weight limt. I bet he was over it and if I was a cop I would ticket him.

totally agree
:Banane36:

[djkorn1]

That dude was badly out of shape. His weight was part of the problem. The other is that guy had no muscle. He couldn't even lift himself on the ski. Too many Big Macs.


ps...I laughed too. :bananajump::popworm:

[cdubb]

.
Noboy who was using a standup first time can tell me that he made his first turns after 10 minutes..

I can,did and more. I was subbin after 5 mintes and started hood tricks within 30 minutes.:nana: Seriously though,, yall act like stand ups are hard to ride:outtahere:

[willycrumb]

I didnt even make it ten feet and I made a turn and it was on a river. Its a natural transition from bike, skateboard, dirtbike to standup. It was simple. If you have participated in any sport that requires balance its a snap.

[Odd Duck]

Even I was turning within 10 minutes. I fell down a lot, but got back up and tried again until I was comfortable. I was nearly 40 when I got on my first standup.

[waxhead]

Man i cant imagine how bad it would feel to be that far out of shape

[Jumper]

They had no business on the water. It is one thing to have a problem learning the balance of something like a Blaster. It is another to be unable to move your own body weight enough to mount the ski. I can see the humour, but I don't want to have to be the one to spend the next hour or two in the middle of the lake with them trying to stabilize their ski enough for them to get back on when they dump it. It is unsafe for them and it is unsafe for anyone trying to help them. If you can't mount your own ski you have no business on the water.

End of rant!

[waveracer]

well here is what you are missing....

At least they are out on the water riding a PWC....... not sitting in front of the Boob Tube Eating Snickers and have a 1 gallon container of Butter and a 1/2 gallon container of Pop Corn.............


thats what he was doing before this video was taken :lmao:

[Adam]

I once saw Dan do a tripple axle spin on ice skates :dance:

[the only couch rider]

I once saw Dan do a tripple axle spin on ice skates :dance:



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