RMBC's Texas observations & ramblings...

[RMBC Freeride]

Well as I was trying to stay awake on the drive home, these were some of my thoughts. It was like 2:00AM, Glory and 63 were sleeping and I was in a road-coma stupor trying to amuse myself and stay awake.

Feel free to add to this and comment. I know I forgot more than I can remember at this point... Here goes:

1) Our Texas friends, both new and old, are the coolest people ever. Period.
2) Especially Austin-ites… and of course the Houstonians are OK too…
3) That skinny plumber from Dallas has the worst luck…
4) The Penguin is the host with the most! Killer Fajitas & thanks for letting us crash.
5) 63chevyll has a story to go with any topic, we know, we spent 17+hrs on the road with him each way, and laughed our asses off.
6) His dually and golf cart rock! His Superjet is questionable… haha
7) Colorado crew brought the jet-ski team and the drinking team… 63chevyll plays both sides of the ball very well… LOL
8) Rummy-worms are evil, slimy and the "juice" is deadly to Penguins.
9) The "fun cart" rules!!! Two stroke, blue smoke dune jumping, fire crashing, cone smashing… it’s a party on wheels… race ready as Brad says.
10) Chicks dig the fun cart!!!
11) It needs a tuned pipe and porting!
12) Jello shots are only slightly less evil than rummy-worms.
13) Silver Bullets taste better at the beach.
14) Silver Bullets disappear quickly at the beach.
15) "Fixing" a superjet with an axe tends to draw a crowd!
16) I can’t believe I sold Peter123 a broken Superjet… honestly, that was not my intention, sorry again… I will make it right.
17) The "zoo" is overrated IMO… maybe I’m just getting old, but If I wanted to sit in traffic with a bunch of idiots and the cops, I would just drive up to I-10…
18) Zach is 16, he’s in a band, he plays drums, they have a myspace page, he’s half my age (I’m 26 according to him).
19) All Stock is a shadow of his former self, and gives one helluva back rub! Lookin’ good and he made the paper too… I want his autograph.
20) All Stock’s Jerk chicken legs are not hot enough for this Colorado boy… try harder next time. But they were very tasty.
21) Two skinny white boys cannot make the fun cart do wheelies, even if they both own Octanes…
22) Hanging way off to the side of the fun cart like a sidecar monkey makes it slide around the sand like a drift car… sweet!
23) Riding the back of the fun cart while scaling the dunes = ejection. And a long walk thru the dune grass.
24) Jeremy Parr is a stud.
25) Bonzai Bob and yamahammer build some sweet stuff… and I still can’t tell them apart. Want to build me a trailer?
26) Apparently they can make metal flake paint stick to a gas tank… and to any part of a Blaster for that matter, nice work.
27) Don’t walk in on an inebriated Penguin at 3:00AM… just turn around and leave until he wobbles his way from the bathroom back to his bed…
28) My LPW small-bore 5mm stroker Able Billet motor simply rules! Those who rode it will agree… I hope… thanks again Paul.
29) My SuperJet is very photogenic.
30) I avoided the green Tequila!!!
31) NelsonLT1 and I must look alike from the back… some girl jumped on my lap thinking I was him… he must be a stud like Jeremy Parr!
32) Pismo anyone???.... CoTex Alliance Road Trip!!!!! Let's start planning NOW!
33) That’s all I can think of for now… Maybe Glory and 63chevyll can add anything that I've forgotten.

[Matt_E]

32) Pismo anyone???.... CoTex Alliance Road Trip!!!!! Let's start planning NOW!

:biggthumpup: Myself & Phill are going to Pismo in July. Looking forward to meeting the CO guys.

[Bonzia Bob]

I would be more than happy to build you a trailer :biggthumpup: How much money you got? :biggrin:

[RMBC Freeride]

That's what I say when people ask me to build them a SuperJet... LOL!

[wavegoddess]

28) My LPW small-bore 5mm stroker Able Billet motor simply rules! Those who rode it will agree… I hope… thanks again Paul.
29) My SuperJet is very photogenic.


I am addicted!!! Props to Paul, VERY nice SJ! :biggthumpup:
The crew from Colorado rock! The Jet ski Team and the Drinking Team! :woot:

[63chevyll]

hahaha, very good.
couldnt have said better myself. cant think of any at the moment but my SJ is getting there......almost salt water friendly.

Glory's quick light instal on the bas AZZ blue machine

[Prem1x]

I like cherry bombs better than rummy worms.
I get grumpy when drenched at midnight in my sleeping attire.
I've conveniently forgetten everything I saw at the zoo.
Your spouse can tell what you've been up to by the smell of your laundry.
I'd bet JonnyB talks more than 63Chevell on a road trip.
Don't try to save sail boats when your own superjet doesn't float indefinately.
Christopher can rock it on a 650SX and a pit bike for that matter.
Kansas people have sweet skis, are super-friendly and don't want to be seen as "moochers".
14 yr olds from Kansas have X-Jets too and can rock them.
Given a chance to ride a standup, any sane person will want one.
Sleeping on sand is for suckers.
No, Coloradians are the coolest jet-skiers ever!
All Stock is just as sexy without his previous 45lbs.
Parrdaddy likes to spoon and be in the back.
2stroke blenders don't need to be warmed up before WFO.
Sharon doesn't get enough credit for being the best chef (and Vet) on the beach.
Pismo here we come!

[skinnyman]

You know im in on Pismo:woot:
I can drive across the country, west coast/east coast with no issues.
I can't go to CB with out some sort of issue:bs2:
Even with all the freak things I had a kiiler weekend:Banane01:

THE CO-TEX RULES:biggrin:

Thanks for stopping to visit me on the road:biggthumpup:

[63chevyll]

"I'd bet JonnyB talks more than 63Chevell on a road trip."
LOL, maybe we should ride together next time

"Thanks for stopping to visit me on the road"
no prob man, we're not one to leave anyone behind. glad to see you made it home before we did

[RMBC Freeride]

I like cherry bombs better than rummy worms.
I get grumpy when drenched at midnight in my sleeping attire.
I've conveniently forgetten everything I saw at the zoo.
Your spouse can tell what you've been up to by the smell of your laundry.
I'd bet JonnyB talks more than 63Chevell on a road trip.
Don't try to save sail boats when your own superjet doesn't float indefinately.
Christopher can rock it on a 650SX and a pit bike for that matter.
Kansas people have sweet skis, are super-friendly and don't want to be seen as "moochers".
14 yr olds from Kansas have X-Jets too and can rock them.
Given a chance to ride a standup, any sane person will want one.
Sleeping on sand is for suckers.
No, Coloradians are the coolest jet-skiers ever!
All Stock is just as sexy without his previous 45lbs.
Parrdaddy likes to spoon and be in the back.
2stroke blenders don't need to be warmed up before WFO.
Sharon doesn't get enough credit for being the best chef (and Vet) on the beach.
Pismo here we come!

:arms: :arms: :arms: :arms: :arms: :arms:
Yes... Yes... Yes...
This is the stuff I was looking for keep it up!

34) I forgot to mention Sharon & Mark, they're the best!

[63chevyll]

35) neils flapjacks soak up the jager bombs very well
36) the dingos were barking at me

[RMBC Freeride]

I am addicted!!! Props to Paul, VERY nice SJ! :biggthumpup:
The crew from Colorado rock! The Jet ski Team and the Drinking Team! :woot:

I've been converting Texans to SuperJet riders since our first trip there in 2004... just ask Penguin and Peter123

[RMBC Freeride]

37) Brad's sharpie art-work is legendary. I stole your avatar, bitch.

[wavegoddess]

I'd have to say Kudo's to JohnnyB and Prem1x for inviting a total stranger to ride with them down to Crystal Beach! Thank you guys again for the ride there, Johnnys talking made the trip seem like it was nothing. And it also made the gun on the side of his pants at 7:30 in the morning Friday seem like no big deal:biggrin: j/k.

[wavegoddess]

34) I forgot to mention Sharon & Mark, they're the best!

:biggthumpup: Fo Sho'!!!

[Peter123]

I get grumpy when drenched at midnight in my sleeping attire.


I think you'll get over that as long as you don't take into consideration that a lot of that "water" flowing in that mini-canal from the dunes was actually "processed beer". :bigeyes:

Don't worry too much, they say urine is very sanitary. :banghead:

[tursiops93]

35) neils flapjacks soak up the jager bombs very well

Anyone who wants a Jager shot at 8 AM to feel better, definitely gets a Cool vote from me. So glad I could help a brother out!!
:biggthumpup:

[63chevyll]

oh yeahhhhh, body was going through withdrawls.

thanks again tursiops93

[JonnyB]

"I'd bet JonnyB talks more than 63Chevell on a road trip."
Pishhhh that was nothing

Don't try to save sail boats when your own superjet doesn't float indefinately.
yes good tip!!!!

[JonnyB]

I'd have to say Kudo's to JohnnyB and Prem1x for inviting a total stranger to ride with them down to Crystal Beach! Thank you guys again for the ride there, Johnnys talking made the trip seem like it was nothing. And it also made the gun on the side of his pants at 7:30 in the morning Friday seem like no big deal:biggrin: j/k.


mwahahahaha I didn't get to shoot anyone tho

[RMBC Freeride]

mwahahahaha I didn't get to shoot anyone tho
So I guess it's a good thing I didnt make a comment about your turf job!
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(ducking and running w/ a bulletproof vest)

[Peter123]

"Fueling the stand-up revolution, one Texan at a time!"

Friggin' great. :haha: :haha: :haha:

[63chevyll]

you said Wheaton gher.....haha thats funnier than 9 ________'s in a ditch

[RMBC Freeride]

"Fueling the stand-up revolution, one Texan at a time!"

Friggin' great. :haha: :haha: :haha:

you said Wheaton gher.....haha thats funnier than 9 ________'s in a ditch
Road trip inside jokes rule!!! i've had fun with updating my profile today.

[wavegoddess]

you said Wheaton gher.....haha thats funnier than 9 ________'s in a ditch

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: I was able to use that today at work!!!! :haha:

[RMBC Freeride]

Oh sh!t... I just saw Chuckstyle has a screen-name... "CO-TEX D.T. Cocaptain"

lookout

[63chevyll]

LOL, very universal

was her name tina or jenny?

[CO-TEX D.T. Cocaptain]

So I was warned that I needed to join this thing and see aall of the things being said about us.
Not nearly as bad as I figured.
Neil, if you don't mind I have a few things I would like to add to your list...

-People from Austin rule indeed their town insn't so bad itself (we toured it on the way down for a night...
-Rummy worms are yummie until you hurl
-Jelly shots are ok in small quantities...30 IS NOT A SMALL QUANTITY
-Sandy salt water crossings are bad for wheel bearing:banghead:
-Factory warranies rule:smile: :biggrin:
-"The Zoo" is over rated...I concur
-Jet ski people are a hell of a lot of fun
-I am an ass for soaking that guy...althought the plan did look good on paper
-Green bean and ham sandwiches are yummie
-Booze is expensive at the beach
-Texas...fun place to party...********ty place to drive across
...more to come...

[RMBC Freeride]

Classic... just classic... Welcome to the "X" cocaptain Chuck... cant wait to hear more, thats why I started this thread...

[JonnyB]

So I guess it's a good thing I didnt make a comment about your turf job!
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(ducking and running w/ a bulletproof vest)

:squint:

[63chevyll]

"Jelly shots are ok in small quantities...30 IS NOT A SMALL QUANTITY"
you got that right

"Sandy salt water crossings are bad for wheel bearing"
and ignition systems on skis and carts

thanks for the makeup FAG, and the TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bag's, no pics please

[tursiops93]

I'll tell you what...2 day old rummy-worms and jello shots are a B#@$H to get out of the tailgate of my truck!!!!

[JonnyB]

31) NelsonLT1 and I must look alike from the back… some girl jumped on my lap thinking I was him… he must be a stud like Jeremy Parr!


She did the same to me later on that night :bigeyes:

[RMBC Freeride]

Thats great... I'd like to hear their side of the story... Luke, where you at???

[skinnyman]

Bring extra ski for Brad
Put light kit on pit bike for Glory
Run over R.C. car(this burn hurts and is a pita)
Bring 4 spare tires for trailer
If its unbreakable give it to me
RMBC ski is the nuts
X-Jets grow in Kansas
Stay over for Mon thats when the surf shows up
No matter how many extra parts you have bring more
When not riding have camera ready Somebody is gonna due something stupid
Bratwurtz is food group
The Dallas crew once again saved me
:hail: FREERIDERS:hail:

[Prem1x]

-I am an ass for soaking that guy...althought the plan did look good on paper

Ah, its all water under the bridge/dodge at this point. :biggthumpup: Now, it just makes a good road story :biggthumpup: :trink26: Welcome to the boards.

I think we'll have wavegoddess back-flippin in no time :Banane13:

[Peter123]

Ah, its all water under the bridge/dodge at this point. :biggthumpup: Now, it just makes a good road story :biggthumpup: :trink26: Welcome to the boards.


I thought you either said you'd never forgive him and hope he burned, burned in hell for all eternity while maggots ate his eyes and dogs pulled out his innards or you said it was sucked being wet, I can't remember which you said.

[conzi_dv8]

Man you guys must of had a blast . . . . cuz I didn't even get a drunk dial. :(


thanks for the makeup FAG, and the TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bag's, no pics please
Was that Earl Gray, Green or Black Tea . . . . . ?


Fooom tea -I'll bet! No No . . . .Taint Tea - yeah that's it!

[CO-TEX D.T. Cocaptain]

[QUOTE=Prem1x;225680]Ah, its all water under the bridge/dodge at this point. :biggthumpup: Now, it just makes a good road story :biggthumpup: :trink26: Welcome to the boards.

Right on good to hear.
Good news I have starting thinking about buying a standup...for Brad to ride when his dies:skull2: HAHAHA!!!

Also for the record, I did not put the make up on brads face that night after the fire party, but I did laugh my ass of when I saw the pics!!

I am selling copies if anyone is interested....:bigeyes:

[CO-TEX D.T. Cocaptain]

Man you guys must of had a blast . . . . cuz I didn't even get a drunk dial. :(


Was that Earl Gray, Green or Black Tea . . . . . ?


Fooom tea -I'll bet!

Whitney and Brad have a special bond....:cheer: :cheer:

[63chevyll]

LOL, this is no place to start. You started it

The Mayflower needs sails,
"LETS USE WHITNEYS BALLS"

the wind is blowing hard
"LETS USE WHITNEYS BALLS TO BLOCK THE WIND"

40 something) WhitneyGher needs to keep his balls in his pants

[wavegoddess]

I think we'll have wavegoddess back-flippin in no time :Banane13:

:woot: I won't let you guys down, I am going to be getting a new ski this weekend. But I am on the fence between a SJ and a blaster . . . I already know how RMBC feels about that . . .

Hey Cotex DT . . . if I have sand on my feet and I put them in the Toilet and flush . . .will the sand come off???? :haha: :haha:

[RMBC Freeride]

Hey Cotex DT . . . if I have sand on my feet and I put them in the Toilet and flush . . .will the sand come off???? :haha: :haha:

Quote of the weekend. period. hahahaha!

[michael950]

:woot: I won't let you guys down, I am going to be getting a new ski this weekend. But I am on the fence between a SJ and a blaster . . . I already know how RMBC feels about that . . .

Hey Cotex DT . . . if I have sand on my feet and I put them in the Toilet and flush . . .will the sand come off???? :haha: :haha:



Uhhhh.. huh huh... she said Cotex.... :haha: :haha: :haha:

[63chevyll]

LOL,

why does it seem so much funier a few days later!!!!

Cotex DT, get your foot out of the $hitter, im trying to call you

[63chevyll]

and by the way,

who asked if i got in a fight???? someting about my black eye?
anywho.....as it turns out WG seemed it would be a crack up if he placed make-up on my face when i was passed out. i just found out last night.
the blush and eye crap must have washed off in the salt water.

i was wondering why all that black crap was on my forehead. I thought it was from my helmet......LOL,

[sjkawgirl]

[QUOTE=Prem1x;225680]Ah, its all water under the bridge/dodge at this point. :biggthumpup: Now, it just makes a good road story :biggthumpup: :trink26: Welcome to the boards.

Right on good to hear.
Good news I have starting thinking about buying a standup...for Brad to ride when his dies:skull2: HAHAHA!!!

Also for the record, I did not put the make up on brads face that night after the fire party, but I did laugh my ass of when I saw the pics!!

I am selling copies if anyone is interested....:bigeyes:

Pm me copies...and the bill. :biggrin:

[Moondance]

Geez....where to begin

The Texas ride is my absolute favorite- no if, ands or butts...hehe
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE rummy worms:Banane01:
Penguins tend to get pissy when given the wrong diet
Penguins also don't like to sleep with crawdads
Why are bodily noises so damn funny
Never trust someone who says they are going to let you have the good bed
Apparently rummy worms in engine compartments make skis run better
I got to witness a virgin suck head for the first time:sneaky:
Parrdaddy likes to sing
Allstock likes to put his sticky tongue in your ear
Texans 'aquire' a lot of firewood
Yamahammer does not like to look the devil in the eye:sgrin:
When holding a waterballoon slingshot...never, never, never trust your buddy - even when he has earned your complete trust
Mick makes the best blender drinks - hands down

I'll be back with more

[NelsonLt1]

Thats great... I'd like to hear their side of the story... Luke, where you at???

I'm starting to remember something about this. I just asked her, and she said " It was dark, he was wearing a hoodie, and his hair was stainding on end like your, so I jumped on him thinking it was you." I'm thinking it had something to do with the 24 pack & bottle of Canadian Mist we split, or... ???

[JonnyB]

I'm starting to remember something about this. I just asked her, and she said " It was dark, he was wearing a hoodie, and his hair was stainding on end like your, so I jumped on him thinking it was you." I'm thinking it had something to do with the 24 pack & bottle of Canadian Mist we split, or... ???

yeah too bad my hair is really short I call :bs2:

[The Penguin]

and - um...isn't it much blonder than Luke's :biggrin:

[JonnyB]

and - um...isn't it much blonder than Luke's :biggrin:

oh snap good point...it was dark tho......

[Glory_Freestyle]

Here's a couple:

Golf carts are fun to drive WFO in the dark, pit bikes are not.

Possibly blowing 3 of the 4 ligaments in your knee sounds a lot cooler then it really is. :banghead:

Getting back on the pit bike after you crash and blow out your knee IS a good idea, just let someone else start it. :biggrin:

I need to stop sitting on ParrDaddy's lap when I'm drunk, someone ALWAYS get a picture. :bigeyes:

If it's past 4:30am and you're not in the good bed, I'm taking it, all promises are off.

It's really easy to lose stuff when you're drunk driving a golf cart at 3:30am.

I have yet to meet anyone in Texas that I didn't like.

Penguin and Yamaslut are the best hosts ever, period.

It's fun to Barrel Roll three different skis in 15 minutes.

RMBC's ski would be much more photogenic if he would get inverted on it.

[Glory_Freestyle]

Here's another one.

No matter how messed up my knee is, I WILL NOT GET A SEA DOO.

[Peter123]

No matter how messed up my knee is, I WILL NOT GET A SEA DOO.

But with the 3-D you can have it all. Standup like you're used to. MX like the pit bike. And cart, like the golf cart you took on the dunes. It'll be the best of all your world's in one goofy as$ ski.:arms:

Can I buy your old ski once your up and running on your 3D?

[The Penguin]

didn't Nelsonlt1 say that there might be some demo 3-D's show up?

[63chevyll]

"No matter how messed up my knee is, I WILL NOT GET A SEA DOO."

HAHHAH,

your a champ. if we go to LODO some night ill bring the cart. shoot, its registered in Hawaii and has plates and a bad ass light. better than a wheel chair